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PLAYHOUSE LOUNGE is where all your dreams become a reality. Hospitable staff, friendly and gorgeous women and great music. The Playhouse Lounge is a juice bar where you can bring your own beer, malt beverages, wine and champagne (NO HARD LIQUOR). Our charming bar staff will take libation pleasure with a smile. We also offer soda, juice, coffee, bottled water and non-alcoholic beer. We feature some of the best private entertainment in the business. We use a calibrated clock to an exact time intervals to ensure we give you the utmost pleasure.
Does any1 have Erica social media account. Instagram Twitter tik tok?
Jenna upcharged me for HJ
Haven’t been to PH in YEARS! However it was not a disappointment upon my return. I mean it was a Saturday night and there are only 6 girls working which was very concerning, cover is a little ridiculous when they obviously need more customers, and let’s be honest you don’t go here for food. You come here if you’re someone that is in the know and want epic CD’s. I met a smoking hot blonde named Michelle and it was in the back we went. I left very satisfied! Until next time PH, keep up the great work.
My FAV is Ruby she always aims to please me
coming 2 ph 4 a good time nilas hot
okay i stoped i here last nite to see what all the hype is about. there were a couple cute girls only like 7’s nothing more. ruby was cute and the only decent dancer. shes not fat but has a litte gut on her. i guess its good these girls give HJ’s i dont see how else they make money. poor onstage dancers in general not too cute. i thought friday nite be good…bad timing 🙁
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I REALLY don’t get the negative reviews. I’ve only ben here in the afternoon when talent/guest ratio is high, but this is without a doubt the best club I’ve ever been in. Mostly Brazilian hotties. a few 6’s and 7’s, but 9’s and 10’s also. LD services are CRAZY. Yes, I’ve noticed some of the cattiness, but that’s what happens when you’ve got a room full of semi-clothed girls hustling for tips.
Erica is very hot
Very popular club- even in afternoons.
Nice place for a married guy to look at (and touch!) some sexy ladies. Some of the girls are older, but most are in great shape and will make you forget about their age. I prefer day shift, the crowd is tamer and the girls are friendlier. The bartenders are pretty good and most are nice to look at too. Gwen, Andrea, and Devon are favorites of mine.
kianni maria vanessa are also excellent
its also stileto, they give poor ratings to every club that has high ratings. why do you think their rating doesn’t change, because they mess with this site. every other club’s rating changes. theirs doesn’t. so obviously they do the same thing.
This is the best club ever !
Get your rocks off at the playhouse
I am a PH customer and heard from dancer Ruby this week about an individul banned from going to this fine strip club. Ruby informed me the individual attempted a felonious assault at the strip club around the middle of December (the same time repeat negative reviews started being posted by this individual). The story goes this individual only frequented PH a very few times since the closure of Cheeks back in September. Ruby informed me this individual was unassuming (not someone intimidating in any way). She provided a lap dance one time for for this peson during early December and this person immediately pulled off his pants under the misconception PH was somehow the same as Cheeks. She stated this individual was very small in the male equipment department. Ruby acted appropriately and pushed the dance room’s panic button to have management safely remove this individual. The club appropriately asked this person to leave the establishment and did not charge this person for the partial lap dance received. Ruby said this same individual returned to this club not but a day or two later from this particular incident and was very hostile to the club and girls. This is when this person allegedly committed the assault in one of the rooms on a girl I will not name. She said this individual sought revenge against the club and girls for not satisfying him. This time club management forcibly thrown this individual outside the club to the pavement. The local police department is actively investigating the incident. This individual attempts to pursue a campaign of negatively attacking this club and god only knows what else. Please know the negative attacks are from this individual who Ruby said has mentioned details this person had stated the one time she had come in contact with this person. This is not a normal individual, his negative reviews are likewise not normal. I consider PH a very nice club, having had many good experiences. I recommend to all.
This is one of the best clubs in Jersey. The variety of dancers may not be to everyones liking but the LD’s are always great and it’s a good atmosphere. You don’t get hassled by the girls too much like some places.
If you like Brazilians, and I do, this is the club for you. Most of them are working the day shift.
I didnt like anything about this club. And with rating it, they have nothing for food other than some vending machine. I have seen much better waiting rooms while getting an oil change. Didnt see one girl who really struck a chord.
paris melts in my hands
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Some days are better than others, but always a good variety of dancers. You will be sure to find something to your liking.
This club totally sucks. Check it out and I am sure you will not disagree.
saw ruby friday. she is a hot little number, was good with her magic lotoipn.
these girls are the bottom of the barrel here
i saw erica today nice girl and looked great in her sexy black mesh top – thong
Great club, favorites Erica Paris Ruby Talita Kiani & Victoria who provide great HJ’s for no extra tip on top of the $30 lap dance in private booths. This club is bar-none the best lap dances in the area, making bump-n-grind clubs complete wastes of time. I always leave happy with a big smile on my face. This is no upscale experience so if you like a very sexy time with some hot latin women, this is the place for you. Cheap $5 cover charge during the day & BYOB, so bring all the beers you want. Can’t beat the value and selection of hot girls & truly private lap dances.
PH phenomenal four Erica Paris Talita Ruby for great HJ
erica is the hottest girl at playhouse!!
erica is an extremely beautifulgirl and i think she gives best lap dances at ph . hot tits and some nice handy play are just part of what makes her so great
Pretty good deal for the money. The girls don’t pester you too much or give you trouble if you turn them down. I agree with some of the other comments – they have a lock on Latina’s, if that’s your flavor then this is the place. Samira, I think I’m in love with you!
I stopped in for the first time in a year. The Girls are still hot. Although the dances are not the same as they used to be, they are still pretty decent. Got here after the kitchen closed. I was hungry so I didn’t stay long.
Too many Girls working at one time
This bar sucks. You walk in and it has no atmosphere. Its a square building with old stools and old counter and old dance floor with poor visibility. It has the smallest TV screens I have seen in a bar. The majority of the dancers are not attractive. The bribery to go for three dances for sixty dollars is a joke. If you sit at the end of the bar by the candy machine, its like sitting at a bus terminal. Obviously no one cares about running this place.
Not my type of place.. didnt stay long, went next door, I apprieciate class
its jiffy lube fab-u-lus at the playhouse
Nice dances
Angel was “named” correctly. She is attractive, long dark hair, sexy figure sensitive and sensuous… easily the most beautiful smile in the place.
This place is pretty much a dive and definitely not worth being a thirty dollar a dance place. It has no style at all. Club Champagne has hotter women who are more open to fulfilling lapdances in a place with real nightclub style. Cheerleaders has younger and hotter dancers and a club that has a little more style and ROOM to swing a cat. Incidentally, this club has too many hangups about what goes on in the lapdance rooms. Very immature.
Patrick is right, not a fun place.
Honestly the best club I’ve ever been to. To be fair, I’ve only ever been to strip clubs in four states (NJ, NYC, a few in Philly and eastern PA, and one in FL), so take my review with a grain of salt, but this place is at least worth a visit. During the day shift, it’s mostly Brazilians and most of them are very nice to look at. At night it’s an ethnic mix with about half being American. There are several older women who are past their prime but still decent looking, and a couple of young girls who are absolute knockouts. Everyone seems friendly, even the bouncers. The girls deliver on their promises in the back (and then some), especially once they get to know you. These are the best private dances I’ve had, hands down
I have been reading the posts and originally thought there was a gadfly wiseacre posting on here trying to put down the club. Finally I was in the area and decided to stop in. I was really shocked that anyone could run a club that was so unappealing. The bar in my refinished basement is much better. Also the dancers were not really pretty at all. The charge of 30 dollars a dance is ridiculous. I thought I could at least get some chips or a burger, nada. They dont do that here either. I am assuming this place is a money laundering outfit or a front for something. The club really is terrible. I regret I didnt believe that guy and had to waste money and find out for myself. I see no reason to ever go back here. Just my opinion.
Girls are ok, place is old.
This club really sucks. That is why no one but the family members post here. really. Go here and see for yourself. It is a dump.
Ignore what JR said about food. Who goes to a strip club to eat. But if you want accommodating dancers and excellent lap dances this is the place to go to. The girls are good to look at and will give you a great private dance. you have a selection of barely 18 to late 20s. Both enhanced and natural for your selection.
It is a fun club were just about anything goes.
Erica Ruby Talita are amazing,as others said hot HJs in private lap dance room with hot brazil beauties is what Playhouse is all about. I took Talita on this visit for a little fun in the private room, she is energetic, enthusiastic, and just a great time in making me leave happy spending 4 dances. Had fun with Erica & Ruby before, each bring a unique sexy energy to the dance. They work in the afternoon and like was said is $5 cover, hot babes in a private room, and byob. Great place to relax and have a good time.
A few good girls, better bring a lot of cash, very expensive to have a good time..
some really nice brazillian girls work here
could care less about this fighting bs. i like ph and had a fun afternoon with my girl paris today. she still gives me a great ld and left happy. nice afternoon crew working too including erica lena talita ruby candace and quite a few others. nice time.
Reading the reviews I can see this club has about three regulars. I dont know why they are posting reviews because if you like a club, what else can you say and how many times can you say you like the club?
Well, I stopped by this club. I am NOT a regular. This review is for people who are not one of the few local guys who hang out. Well, this club sucks. Plain and simple. Dont go here. Like the one guy said the mgt dont give a shit about anything about this club. I cannot name one nice thing. It is the worst shape club with the most lacksadaisical dancers I have ever seen. They dont like working here and it shows. They should also not charge 30 dollars. Is there ANYONE who thinks 30 dollars from these girls is for a good reason?
Good club seeing my fav brazils Ruby & Erica who give a nice HJ. I can see why this club gets crowded, you are not gonna find mileage like this in Philly. Only Ball Park in Bristol comes close.
The previous ratings are way higher than they should be telling me that this club must have someone hired to sit a few hours each day doing ratings.
Just got back and had another great time here at PH
Fri Afternoons at PH r grrreat! Erica Talita Ruby r awesome.Great HJ from Erica plus she does a lot other stuff during private LD. This girl completely had me wet my pants & that was before I even went with her on the LD, damn! Having a blast at this place as usual!
Great time in vip room, otherwise a dive.
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If Champagne was like PH:
And had a bathroom with no toilet stall and two urinals all within inches of each other, opening up to full view of the bar.
And had lost dancers who went to audition at another club.
And had regular room lighting an small TVs as a club atmosphere.
And had owners who called the cops to stop blowjobs since that was not needed n e more to compete with Cheeks.
And had nothing to eat when you were out partying and drinking.
And had lapdance rooms with seats in closets with broken doors and items stored in there like floor fans.
If Champagne did not have the best club atmosphere, hottest girls, great food, luxurious lapdance area, and cool owners…it would suck like PH and EC.
Playhouse is a good time always like seeing Erica or Ruby
This club really sucks is right. Dont waste your time.
Personally I dont need a fancy place. And this place isent fancy. But come on guys. The lighting (too light) and bar are horrible. And those stools! Please. What is up with the 15 inch LCD monitors? They are tiny. Also what is up with the doors. Always hire union. This way, you are sure they know how to measure off before sawing. Maybe those were doors to a camper. The whole place looks put together with shit. The dancers seem to be addicts and sit around and are not really into doing their job. But at least a lapdance is 30 dollars. THATS RIGHT! THIRTY DOLLARS!! Not sure you they are catering to and it showed. The place was more than half empty.
Everything I expected and more. Great place, comfortable from the doorman, bartender, and especially the girls. Just about every girl there made time to see me. Was not pushy and very friendly. Private dances are a must do! You will not regret it. I chose Erica, but anyone of them are worth it. I will be back.
$30 A lap dance wtf?
Fab 4 are what PH is all about
One of the top 2 or 3 clubs within a 100 miles.
Check out the pissed off comment below from a competing bitch. No customer would complain in THAT fashion, as customers would love it if the women were whores.
PH has some great dancers
nothing wrong with this club
Virginia (the lovely blonde with the large breasts) gives an excellent neck, back, and shoulder massage at the bar. She really give you your money’s worth. Her massages are very soothing and relaxing.
Saw Erica and Paris Tues night for some Hip not super busy
I get laid every time I come here , wait a min that’s Cheeks not here
yes sir agree Paris has a damn hot pussy and she does alot with it if you know what I mean!
Chet is MR. MOTHERFUCKER posting all the SHIT here!!! What a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HE IS. I bet he has NO JOB and comes on this web site EVERY day to post SHIT for a club he does NOT go to. The fact PLAYHOUSE is the NUMBER #1 CLUB on StripClubList PISSES HIM OFF. This is the same ASSHOLE who called himself the Preacher DDTR Shill or he multiple other names he went by on the Cheeks Forum Page. He is a FUCKING TOOL who posts here to amuse his pathetic life because he has NO FRIENDS. How could anyone be friends with this IDIOT! He will probably post and review 500 more times because he has NOTHING BETTER TO DO than sit at his computer than post here and JERK HIMSELF OFF! GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE AND DIE!!!!
This is one of the best clubs in Jersey. The variety of dancers may not be to everyones liking but the LD’s are always great and it’s a good atmosphere. You don’t get hassled by the girls too much like some places
PH is a great little bar to watch some girls and drink a few beers, me & friends always enjoy coming down to this place
i love the girls are great my favorite place to go
This club is severly overrated. It is small and cramped when trying to get around the bar. There are not enough seats. The bathroom door is in full view and has no lock and people go in and out so no one would really chance taking a shit(and you know its true). The looks of the girls are below average with a few lookers. Most lapdances for THIRTY dollars are bullshit. There is no food option here. The music sucks. Its just a place to go to be near girls who are easy to interact with.
This was by far the best club in the area, better than the GGR, better than anything in Philly, until it was eclipsed by the stellar rise of Cheeks. However now that I hear that Cheeks now has cameras installed too (as of July 2006), it slips below Playhouse in quality and Playhouse again is best. Management here is well experienced in this biz and has run the best places for at least 30 years in various Jersey locations. Right now, no other go-go clubs make any sense to go to.
I had a great time Tues w/ Paris
erica is the hottest girl here
This has got to be the worst club in America. Even worse than Erotic Cafe in Jersey and Diamond Dolls in Florida. In fact, its worse than the ones I went to in Cambodia. At least the shitter there was usable and the women were cleaner.
This place sucks. Too many issues. Dancers complain too much
and promise much and deliver little.
Love this place, hot ‘zillians, private rooms, what else could we ask for
i like coming to playhouse. byob + some babes.
erica is hot and alot of fun in the back ld rooms
I like Rayne
had a good time with lina
yes sir paris ruby erica & talita are hot babes, any of those 4 will grab ur thing & rub u a smile on ur face.
PH is best spot I go, great time with hot latin and american girls like Rayne!
ripoff
This club sucks. The lapdance rooms seem like temporary stations until the real ones get fixed, except these are the real ones. The girls are really homely. All of a sudden I see they have people posting positive stuff. Listen folks, if you have 15 dollars to spend at the door, I encourage you to go and see what a shit hole this is, once and for all.
PH is one of best clubs in S.Jersey, always have a great time playing with Ruby & Talita who are super nice , who also show me a great time.
I had a good time Friday at the Playhouse. I saw Paris who was very hot and gave me a real wild dance.
Always a good time at PH. My club of choice
Ruby is the best love seeing her for some LDs
Better than most, not the very best. Better than anything in PA or Philly. Better than anything along the shore, including easily better than GGR. Better on price and consistency. And yet not the very best at this time.
paris is best
good line-up on fri afternoon had some fun with lena
didnt like this place at all. very small and old and uncomfortable place to hang out at. Dancers and patrons did not look they were having a good time. Expensive lapdances at 30 dollars for a place like this..no style, nothing. A lot of gossip and problems going on in this place. It basically was no fun and a waste of time after a long week at work. Worst club around here. Champagne, Cheerleaders, Jersey Girls, Crazy Horse, all better.
Lina is my fav, love her
Playhouse is one of the best clubs I have ever gone to, great contact with some hotties
The Daytime danceds (before 6 and definitely before 9) are beautiful and you will have a great time. The pretty and friendly ones aren’t around nights. If you read a negative review here it’s almost certainly by a late night visitor.
my favorite club. dollar parade can be a little bad at times but lap dances are best around.
if your good looking you get extra special attention. physical I got a backrub and a little rubbing for over an hour for a dollar but not to toot my own horn im not the type of guy that goes to strip clubs…
Awesome club!!!! Erica is fucking HOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
It’s hit or miss. Some girls are extremely hot, some may make you nauseous. Most English-speaking girls are not very good-looking. Most hottest girls do not speak much English. Not a great place to just hang out and talk with girls.
Paris is too hott to handle
I’ve frequented the Playhouse for over 3 years now. Some of the dancers have come and gone, others have been here forever. The quality of the VIP dances are outstanding for the most part. I highly recommend this place if you’re looking for a night of fun
sounds like kids playing games in this forum lately i happen to like visiting playhouse
PH’s got some real hot girls and some not so hot girls, get here early and you can usually find a winner
Playhouse is a very good time. Not the finest girls I have ever seen but I always leave in a good mood. Club features a few Blonde Brazil Babes who I think are much nicer, friendlier, and much more sensual about lap dances than any American girl has ever been. It’s no secret why this club gets popular, I mean at 3pm on Friday there was hardly an open seat, so I can only imagine how busy this place is all week long. Playhouse is one of the better hole in the wall clubs around where you save a few bucks on beer (byob) and get some nice contact lap dances, sure $30 a lap dance aint cheap but dances I think beat the hell out of those air lap dances.
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too dim;y lit, not much but a bit more brighter would be a huge help
I enjoy coming to the Playhouse. I always see my favorite girl Ruby. I like it here.
It is true what they say. This club sucks. It is the worst hole in the country. The club is a tiny dump. The lapdance rooms are dusty closets with fans and things stored in them, and they are not comfortable or sexy at all. You cant use the toilet here unless you are gay.
The fact that someone keeps defending these things proves they dont get it or dont give a shit or both. The stools suck. And its THIRTY DOLLARS A DANCE for two mins.
will be there this weekend. PH does have the best private dances, very friendly brazilians! love it
Best Couch Dances in the area
i like ph i think this club is awesome i cant believe the town is trying to close this great place
I didn’t come here for the drinks, food, music, ambiance, or anything besides tits and ass. I was not disappointed. I saw a lot of chatter here about Erica so I came specifically to meet her. I was not disappointed. I have patronized strip joints for over 20 years in several states. She is, by far, the sweetest and most beautiful girl l’ve ever met in a stripclub. My family won’t move to the area for a few months and I plan to get to know her very well during my time alone here. Hope she likes my time, money, and attention.
How come this club sank so far in the ratings? Its a crappy club but they just painted the building.
Whoever said these girls are wild was exactly right first time here on Friday
I like seeing Fernanda when I visit Playhouse she is something special
Great private dance by a hot brazillian chick
Favorite club no doubt Naya is hott!!
Great club, love seeing Deborah saturday. She’s my favorite here with a nice brazil booty. How come all the fake negative reviews? One after another posting how they hate this club. It seems very suspicious to me why anyone would hate the Playhouse. The club isn’t some over priced Taj Mahal but it has some very hot girls including Erica , Paris , Ruby , Deborah , Kyane , Lea , Lena , Rayne and many more. Most girls working on saturday were in their 20’s and there were a few in their 30’s but what club doesn’t. I like this club and will continue to come. I’d question all the recent negative reviews, there was not a review for 3 months before some fool decided to go apeshit against the Playhouse.
ph-reaking awesome!!
Friday afternoon went to PH and had a blast, actually had 2 blasts, one w/ Sumira and one with Erica who is irresistable.
Good times had by all who vist
Went to PH on Friday afternoon, had a great time. Wondering what Erica looks like?
Totally awesome, in a different league than everything else here, it’s that good. Private rooms, enthusiastic dancers, and an attitude that aims to please. No, it’s not fancy or beautiful. You’ll find what you want here, and always leave happy. The best in all NJ.
Had a good time
Playhouse sucks and Champagne has 100’s of real hot entertainers
Playhouse is one of two clubs I goto in the Philly area I always leave with a happy ending
Always leave happy, love PH
I havent been by for a few mos. I saw the hot luisa russian or somethig with nice big boobies to play with. I think I’m sold again.
talking about ph lounge being real good
Check out erica she is hot. Ruby is hot and sweet.
All the girls are nice,if you turn down a private dance they are sweet about it.This one girl started pouting a little as a joke and almost got a dance out of me. But I am in love with P. and E. I look into E’s eyes and get lost. And P is so sweet you could get a sugar overdose from her. I wish I could win the lottery just so I could spend more time there.
Lots of dancers of all shapes, sizes and ages. Girls are aggressive for tips around the bar. The dancers take “no thank you” really well when turned down for a dance. The barmaid is hottest girl there.
i think ruby and nya are the best 2 girls here they dont make me wait around for erica who must have a line of customers
Drivin my rig up through jersey and stopped in. Why not? The place has no look and its not comfortable to sit there. Strippers are not in great shape. Thirty dollars is outrageous for these girls and the lapdance booths are weird. Not much effort is put into this club. I wasted my time and a little money.
love paris & ruby see them every time for some hot loving in those private lap rooms, oh yes!
MELISSA, THE OLD LADY DANCER, DID A COUCH DANCE THE OTHER DAY!!! AND YOU THOUGHT SHE JUST WENT IN CIRCLES FOR DOLLARS. I WONDER WHO THE DOPE WAS???
Kept seeing this club listed as number one so when I went to Jersey, I just had to check. I was sorely disappointed in every way. I checked and saw this website is based in NJ, so that says it all.
This place is a dump with very catatonic, disinterested dancers working here.
The fact they charge more than most clubs is also a big problem.
Dont go here. There are better places on the same road like Champagne and Club Risque. If you ignore my advice and go, you will at least see what I mean.
you are guaranteed to have a good time here – the dancers are, for the most part, spectacular – i see where previous posters have slammed the brazillians, but i think they are the best – especially leah – she is the cream of the crop with her headturning beauty, dynamite body, beautiful smile, friendly demeanor, and warm personality – there are other standouts for sure (ruby, debra, and blondie come to mind), but you can’t really go wrong with any of them – a lot of fun mixed in with a bit of good, old fashioned debauchery!
What a terrible club. To each their own.
P.H. Lounge is awesome.!!! Love it every time a I go there. awesome mature women that dance there. Not self-centered teenieboppers that spend their time with their face buriedin their I-phone.Cayenne, Devon, Andrea, Dianna all hot M.I.l.F.’s.. Always money well spent.!!!
Paris is the hottttttest
I think Playhouse is great and is my #1 club. I don’t believe the shit the other asshole is posting, he is a shill for Champagne (a dying shithole in some waste dump NJ).
Phoenix, I love your hair
You have to be a jerk to know every detail about the dancers. Someone must
have a real problem going on actual dates with real women.
Erica Paris Talita & Ruby are incredible, they can stroke my bone anytime they want to!!!
Erica is the hottest girl at PLayhouse
Ruby is a great girl
Always have the most fun with my regular girls!
The girls here are a mix of Brazilian and White with a few Blacks thown in. Dances are a little too expensive but they are private. The dollar parade is too much especially when one sees you tip, they begin to line up behind you.
some fine brasil babareeenas at playhouse!! gettin me some luvin
i dig this club
Had another awesome time at PH with my 3 Favs Lena, Erica and Jennifer
lena’s dances are off the chain
I visit PH at least once a month. Sumira is my favorite dancer at PH.
The people that run this club are slobs. Everything about this club is disgusting. If you were to open a club and made it like this, one would tell you running a club was not your forte. Also, the heat is on this place with insiders calling the cops on dancers for prostitution. Several were arrested and I believe waiting trial. A few smart and attractive ones got out and auditioned for Champagne up the road. Brunella is the only one worth anything here, but not worth wasting a whole night just to see her.
Anyway, try this place out. Other than the barflies that sit at the counter stupified, I dont think you would want to go back. And, get this, its THIRTY DOLLARS for a lapdance. You can watch the dancers bellies jiggle as they hang over their g string strap.
Good club, always visit when am in the area
This place should be called GGILFs. Great Grandmothers I’d Like to Fuck. The dancers here are WAY old. Why? Cuz the few people sitting at the bar are WAY old. Nothing wrong with WAY old, but just how sexy is a night out with WAY old dancers and a few WAY old baldies wtih flannel shirst sitting at the bar. They blast the music cuz they are hard of hearing. Most have stale cigarette tray breath. Dont expect the dance to progress until after the 4th. The dance closets are dirty and smelly. It’s like sitting on cum stained floors back in Times Square before Rudy ruined it.
Only a.. club I know worth the time if not the money. Better earlier than later.
How come no one ever talks about Americans Rayne and Nicky. These 2 bring top notch service every time I go.
Damn righ Erica Ruby Talita are f-ing hot, love how they play w/ me w/ handfuls of fun
Erica Paris Talita Ruby are amazing! Amazing private dances w/ great HIP action, always leave with a smile on my face!
Love the Fab 4, PH is the best place for private dances
The cover charge is $15 on weekends, $10 during the week. The club is BYOB but if you ask they will keep your beer in a cooler. Great variety of girls, they are friendly but not pushy. Dances are great, daytime is more brazilians, late night is a mix of talent.
Depends what you are looking for. I don’t mind older dancers because I am not in my 20’s or 30’s either. Most of those girls stay in pretty good shape. You can tell where they make their money, because they rarely take the time to chat much. They want you in the back rooms and it is there that it depends what you are looking for. There is no accounting for taste!
wow erica & talita are hot and rub me right (and left – lol)
Its not champagne who gives out the false crappy reviews for here, it is stilletto ny, they give out the bad ratings to other clubs.
Received a big refund this year. Gonna spread the wealth amongst many dances here.
Rayne is good timez
Chris yer resident goofball loves PH
Playhouse is small,dark,cheesy decorations on walls and ceiling but I come to this club to see hot brazilians jack me off in the private booths. I’ve been to quite a few clubs around and only Cheeks had mileage better than this joint, best handy action south of the border on my south of my border!
Got ripped off before getting one good lapdance. Same thing happens at Cheeks. Cant really afford to toss away 60 dollars on two dances to get my moneys worth as a customer.
Nice club had fun with Paris last night
i miss being jacked off at ph the ole days were great. i agree erica is the hottest girl at this club.
First time here 5/26/11 Great time. The girls were all showoffs and flirty. I like that.I had a private dance,it was worth the money.I had two private dances. Maybe they’ve improved.I read other comments and it was the total opposite of what I read.
ruby erica paris lena deborah brunella are my favorites
Any you desire is available! Be careful!
PH LD’s are unbelieveable. Erica does some amazing stuff during LD’s, fantastic HJ finish.
I love PH, some of the nicest girls at this place who really do know how to treat a customer
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I’ve frequented the Playhouse for over 3 years now. Some of the dancers have come and gone, others have been here forever. The quality of the VIP dances are outstanding for the most part. I highly recommend this place if you’re looking for a night of fun.
I go to see Erica Ruby Talita always am happy in ending when I go see them
PH is my favorite club
My husband and I infrequently like to frequent clubs. BUT NOT LIKE THIS. There were no comfortable places to sit. The lapdance rooms were horrid with peculiar, broken doors. A fan was in one room. The dancers were less than glamorous or sexy.
In truth, this club is a dump. The bar area is old and takes up the entire room so there is no room to walk around really. But, to the point. The girls here have all seen their better day. You have to look far and wide and then fake that one of them strikes your fancy. Lapdances are 30 bucks but three for 60. But who wants to go through three lapdances with the same girl. The lapdance area offers small, closet-type booths that are dusty and dirty. The doors are sawed off at the bottom. The only positive posts here, I am surmising, are from a die hard customer (relative of an owner?) who even admits to tipping the DJ (right). Its all bullshit. A rip off. Every other club in this area, maybe for Cheerleaders, is better. Dont waste a night out here. One customer even told me this place is not even a shell of it’s former self. He now goes up the road to some luxurious club.
This club really sucks. Why is it even on SCL?
gig love ya!!!
Erica is without a doubt one of the hottest at PH
This place is really hit-or-miss. When it’s good, it’s awesome; when it’s bad, it’s a chore to be there.
Too much whining in this club from the alleged guys. Its like
a convention for rednecks where everyone is a first cousin and
all bitchen and complaining. Just go and have a good time or
stay home. Even the dancers bitch and moan while on duty.
Knock it off, the whole lot of you.
Love it, will be here on the 25th for a great time!
I love coming to PH, last review idiot must be gay because only a faggot could not like it here!!!!
I love this club. We always have a great time.
This club is horrible and I will make sure it is a zero rating Champagne is the best club on SCL
erica is f-ing hot i never noticed how hot her ass was until she started using it in place of her hands
lena gives great hjs too
Stopped in to see what the big deal was. I was very disappointed. Its a small, square room with no real style to it. Most of the girls are not attractive at all but they keep coming around for dollars. They have canned lines to get a lapdance, then they split. Nowhere comfortable to sit and talk with them anyway, so I guess they figure they ask for a dollar and move on. For BYOB, they could have a grille, but they dont bother. They dont bother about a lot of stuff here. Then one guy told me about some scandal that happened here. I see no reason to come back. Laps are a ripoff at 30 bucks.
had a good time friday w/ mylin
Always a good time at the Playhouse!
This club is a dive. It’s too small and the atmosphere is like a storage shed. You have to look at many strippers until you find at least one that is sort of ok. Lapdances are 30 dollars and are done in small, old, uncomfortable rooms. This place also has the smallest TV’s to watch sports on. The place is a hold in the wall.
If u obssess over the uglies (see below), it could be a drag, but the way to handle a place like this is get in and see the one or 2 girls that you think are hot, get them to give you the service, and get out.
I’ve been to almost every club between Wildwood and up to Union, and this is the best next to cheeks. Past Union there is Johnny’s A joint and that too can be great. Everything else in between is overated by locals who don’t get out much. The shore, but esp Atl City, is a wasteland of ripoff.
Erica fucking rocks!! especially my c
Checked out the club while in Jersey because it’s listed at the top of this review thing. The club sucks. I am convinced they go out of their way to rate themselves. Thirty dollar anything at this club is hilarious.
Yes, you are completely correct Erica is beautiful hot and does what many other ‘zillians at PH dont do, love when she.. well you’re gonna just have to find out for yourself!
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Erica and Paris do it right! Every girl should learn from those 2 on how to give wild and crazy private LDS
Stopped into the club. Not sure what all the fuss is about. I didnt know I walked into a club. I thought I walked into some room. The place sucks. There was no one good looking stripper in the place unless you like the over 35 kind of girl that looks like a cashier at the supermarket.
Horrible and run down club.
I agree Ruby Erica Talita are fucking awesome, best handj.. I mean dances I ever have gotten!
Grannies gone wild.
Totally awesome, in a different league than everything else here, it’s that good. Private rooms, enthusiastic dancers, and an attitude that aims to please. No, it’s not fancy or beautiful. You’ll find what you want here, and always leave happy. The best in all NJ.
This club is awful only ugly skanks not worth touching. Champagne has the best girls around.
Erica Paris + Talita are amazing in LD room, they really know what they are doing with some really good handywork!
Visited last week and there were many girls, but the place was empty – just 4 customers at 12:30PM. As the day went on a few more arrived, but not like before. Had many lovely ladies try to get me in the back for a private dance. I chose Victoria, a smoking hot, natural short dark haired Brazillian and she did not disappoint. What a great deal – just $5.00 cover and many sweet ladies to play with.
I went to Playhouse Thursday Night and club was crowded, some nice looking girls were working. I ended up having a good time with Sumira who really turned me on if you know what I mean.
We had a fun time at the club on Saturday night.
Its like a strip club that like the Cheers show. Waitstaff is friendly, and 7 of 10 women you’d want a dance.
I wish they would expand the place, too cramped for a weekend.
The playhouse is 6.4, Fantasy Showbar gets a 7.2, I don’t get it.
talita is so hot, def my fav!
damn right Erica is hot plus she can do whatever she wants to me
E R I C A . . IS THE BEST,/ PARIS CLOSE 2ND
This club has to be one of the worst clubs I have even been in, and I am including dives in the city back in the day. The building is garbage. The dancers are not genuinely attractive nor really interested in lapdances. I am surprised someone would own a place like this. Evidently, there are regulars who like the club but I am not sure they would recommend it to their coworkers or buddies. Seemed like a lot of older drunk types sitting at the bar quietly.
The girls are great. They got to do something with the old broad that bar tends she looks like my grandmother with a a cheap tit job.
Erica is quite a girl.
Erica is soooooooo hot
Nadia is a pig. She will leave period stains on your clothes during couch dances.
Damn Erica is smokin’!! Terrific LDs from her or Paris!! Some rockin’ hand-action in the booth!!
Yea absolulte PH is best! Got one of best HJ’s by Erica, she is smokin hot!!
I was just there. The dancers spend more time gossiping, and less time
doing laps, which just aren’t as advertised.
I have been coming to this club for several years. One of the best places for LDs.
Wow, PH is wild, got a lap dance w/ Erica and damn is that girl hot!
Was here Monday night, some nice latin girls working, Lena took for me for some private laps left happy endig.
Paris is still my all time favorite here or at Cheeks she is a total babe
The Brazilians are the hottest.
absolutely awesome place!! second to none!!
nice club a few hot girls Paris is f-ng hot
PH is fantastic club to have a really good time at. Erica Talita Paris & Ruby work me til Im sore, always coming back for more>
I HAVE BEEN GOING HERE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT I HAVE ALOT OF FUN, THE DANCERS ARE VERY PERSONALABLE, THE BRASILIAN WOMAN IN THERE ARE HOT AND THE DANCE YOU GET IN THE BACK IS USUALLY VERY GOOD.THE BOUNCERS THERE ARE COOL, AND I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING MY 2 FAVORATE BRAS. BABES DANCE FOR ME. THEIR NAMES ARE MY SECRET LOL
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The girls give REALLY good lap dances “wink wink”…..
Smoken hot girl also!!
Visited this week, can say PH-Handshake is better than ever w/ Paris RUby who looked hotter than ever in their hot little thongs. I actually thought Paris was gonna hop on an ride me in LD room today! damn fine titsnass!
good time,great girls
Playhouse rocks!!! the totally private lap dances kick ass, I was at the club today, touching Erika’s goodies anywhere I wanted to and she rode me like a hot vixen. Damn Erika is fucking amazingly hot and there were quite a few other hotties working. This club is a true class act, not pretentious like those over the top expensive assed places. I paid a $5 cover and had me a couple of coca colas on the house, no charge. I saw Kianni working and looking fine, she is one of my other Playhouse favorites. In my opinion, this is one of the best clubs around, great for contact and privacy. I don’t really care for the open lap dance area clubs, private booths work best for me. Spend some time in a private lap dance with Erika and you will have a reawakening to why this club totally rocks!!
Easily the best lap dances in tri-state area.
Playhouse always is hands & legs above the rest in the area, lots of variety there.
My FAVs at PH are Erica Ruby Kianni Paris Talita Lena Victoria they all give excellent HIP action
Comment to Wildman
I think the E your in love with is Elizabeth Snow. For those who think the girls there aren’t hot, she’s in playboy and penthouse. She also has a fan web site http://www.elizabethsnow.org you can check out. Then, go to playhouse and check her out in person.
Great place to sit with friends. Very outgoing girls. Will def go back.
Nice club, alot of girls I thought Erika Camron and Lina were the hottest I saw. I had a good lap dance with Lina alot of contact just like lap dances at EC. I will be back.
Was at PH this week and noticed Erica was much more cautious in LD room than before but still did a nice “job”
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My husband and I like to go out to a strip club once in a while. I used to strip when I was younger. This club is one of the worst we have ever visited. I am surprised it has the rating it has on this site. Other posters suggest someone is paid to put in positive ratings. I would have to agree. I see no reason for my husband and myself to ever come back to this club.
This is absolutely not a traditional strip club! Problem #1, the dancers are behind the bar! That means the closest you can get to the dancers is like 15 feet away with a giant bar between you! That means the dancers aren’t getting much for tips, and that means the dancers aren’t trying very hard!Problem #2, with the whole focus being on the bar, you still can’t get any alcohol at the bar!Problem #3, despite having no alcohol it’s still only a topples club!W.T.F.?!But…If you’re just looking to get off on some strippers these tend to be dirty handsy girls, their backrooms are very private, and since they aren’t getting any money on stage they’re really desperate for it off stage!If you’re looking for a classy establishment: Do not go!If you’re honest about who you are: Someone looking for a strip club…Then go, you’ll love it if you play it right.
Was at PH saturday light crowd w/ a few hot brazil girls and Rayne working, now that’s what I call a good way to spend a nice saturday afternoon.
I think Victoria is the sexiest PH girl, she does work a little slow with her hand action but she is super sexy about it.
Great contact
The worst in the area by a long shot. Food is average and interior is nice but everything else was a dud.
i review therefore i am
Do not waste hard earned money for their self proclaimed S
To give the benefit of the doubt, one can only assume this is a one-trick-pony for ONE person who comes to see some Erica. This guys could be some fat, old, nasty looking person who just likes Erica and who would feel intimidated in a nice club. Obviously he has not taken to any other dance than Erica. My point is. This club is terrible. I did not enjoy anything about the club. Some old guy liking just one dancer does not make a club good for the rest of us. Every watering hole has someone sitting inside. Such people’s rating should not count. Guys, this club is nothing to write home about.
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Ooofah! This club is run down and so are the dancers. Stay away and go up the road or down the road. The only positive reviews are by the older regulars.
Being at the Playhouse reminds me of the good old days before running water … a lot of hand pumps. Let the good times roll.
NG Rating…NO GOOD! What more is there to say?
Kianni’s my favorite sooo great at what she does
it’s okay… rather go to ggr
LOVE THE LATIN GIRLS NICE MINI LAP DANCES AT THE BAR
I have been here a few times and I wish I had known about it sooner. A few of the girls make you feel like they are really into the moment and P. and K. are just about the sweetest. I wish I was richer!
definitely get a dance with fernanda
Talita and Erica have real hot pussys fun to play with
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ph is alotta fun
Ruby Erica Talita Paris — all I need to say! All are hot and know how 2 get a volcano to erupt
Private Dances are the best around.
Who is the guy that keeps criticizing other people’s reviews? It must be the owner and the club must be in trouble. I really didnt like this club. I agree with the poster that there are less than a handful of local, alcoholic types sitting in there dazed. This club is severly neglected and mismanaged. The few girls that are there really are not interested in lapdances which go for 30 dollars. The club must be a front for something. I would not go back.
Nice club, Maria is super nice
Made a PH run this evening, Erica Paris Talita Victoria Ruby were all working, first went with Victoria then with Erica who finished the job!
No more HIP/HOP. Nice selection of dancers, some very hot.
This used to be worth a long drive…..no more, stay at your local club and get the same thing.
You are correct Playhouse has some wild private dances, I mean wow when I go to Philly I dont end up having half as much fun as this place, these girls are all over and then some, I think other people have posted/said enough about what these private dances are like.
I saw Erica yesterday and had a great time
I live in nj and saw this was suppose to be the top club in the country. I took the ride and cannot believewhat I saw. This is probably the most run down and boring club I have ever been in. Sorry.
The day shift here rocks!
Ruby and Talita are the best at PH
PH is a good club, some very nice girls. Dollar parade can be a bit rough at times, but the Lap Dances are private and nice. I usually can touch the girls anywhere and they provide some nice reciprocal contact. Club is generally clean but nothing fancy about it. This is not an upscale club by any stretch of the imagination. I enjoy this club and will be back.
Didnt like this place at all. It is a dump. I could not take the seats after 4 minutes. Not a fun atmosphere at all. Too much drama bullshit going on. Too local/barflyish for me. Waste of time and money.
This place is great for a smaller local club. BYOB or water bottles and fountain soda is available. I think the cover charge is too high for this club, especially on weekends. $15 is a lot for this type of club. It does include two drinks, but you would think these guys make enough from the dance room take ($10 from the $30/dance) that a cover would not be necessary. Dances are timed, $30 per 4 minutes. A manager in the back wages the cameras and calls out your dancer name and the dance count over the PA. Dances are a good value here. Day shift dancers are mostly Brazilian with some Americans, night shift is mostly Americans with a few Brazilians. Lots of variety here, girls of all ages from 21 to 60. Girls pick their own songs, so it’s a random mix of all genres of music. They dance for two songs then head around the bar to say hi and get some tips. If this place ditched the cover charge it would be perfect, but it’s still one of the best values in the area. I also wish they had a VIP/bottle service lounge where you could buy a big bulk of time.
erica is hot oh yea hot
Playhouse is a good time, some very nice and beautiful girls
erica is h-o-t! she stick shifts my hot-rod sooo great!
This club is nice. Could be better if lapdances were only $20. But overall, this place is better than most South jersey clubs.
wow, i had a fun friday with my girls erica. erica is an extremely sexy & classy blonde bombshell. she has a nice hot brazilian ass and very pretty face. this bar has 5 or 6 real gems. i think this club has some of the most personable girls, always nice and they never are pushy about dances with me. i’d put this club #1 on my list of clubs because it is a $5 cover and i was able to bring my own wine with me. erica even partaked a glass with me as we watched the girls dance on the 2 central stages. someone else provided a pretty accurate run down on erica’s private dance skills. she is quite sexy in her dance movements and quite liberal about letting me explore her body some. i think the private dances at playhouse are very good, i’d say they are better than most clubs i’ve been to. privacy really makes them worthwhile, no bouncer leering in on us in the room. i would not say this club is couples friendly yet the club is always clean and bartenders very prompt & hospitable about serving drinks. the 20 or more girls working do circle the bar often, yet were not pushy at all about dollar tips or dances. this club is fairly convenient for me, located right near the nj turnpike exit 6. i am typically around the burlington area every few weeks with playhouse a usual stop on my itinerary. it is very enjoyable to sit and have a glass of wine with erica, an incredibly beautiful and entertaining girl. playhouse is well deserving of a top rating, i enjoy this strip club and will be back many more times over. i can speculate others posting unfavorably either are unfamiliar or not able to appreciate this strip club and it’s truly exotic entertainers. i would invite anyone to see playhouse, it is well worth it in my personal opinion. -nd
gotta love this place, lots of talent, lots of variety, lots of fun in the private rooms
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great club , great girls , great time , PH is my fave club
Fab 4 Blondes Erica, Paris, Ruby, Talita, I need not say anymore
The other poster said it. This place had to have seen better days. But as of now. It really is a very poor place to go. There are dives all over the country, like this one, that have a few people quietly hanging out drinking and look at the TV with not-so-hot dancers sitting on stools talking or texting.
This is definitely not a club you would tell your friends or neighbors to go to expecting them to rave about it. Nor is it a club you would ever pick for a bachelor party or night to celebrate.
Personally, I only wanted two dances and even though the price was high at thirty dollars, I did not see one stripper that I thought would be worth it.
I kept hearing about Erica so I had to go see for myself what the deal was and man is she hot with her lap dances even more than her looking good
girlsucks every last drop outta me
Debra Ruby Paris are my favorite brazil girls, give amazing hip with private dances.
Damn straight Raynes good to the last drop
luv PH, will be cumming for a visit this week!
paris is smokin’
PH, the place to be in jersey
Nice place, good atmosphere. There’s a few hotties, a few not-so hotties. As far as tipping goes, this place is great. For just a few dollars you can get a lot of attention. Only thing is, I think I got more action just tipping girls than from the couch dances. Couches weren’t comfortable, and the dances weren’t all that. If you wanna just hang out and tip girls, this is the place to go. For a good lap dance, I’m gonna head down the street to the Erotic Cafe.
Hott Brazil girls topless in little couch rooms. Doesn’t get better than this.
Was in jersey and had in mind to check this club out because its place on the list here. I stood waiting to pay my way in thinking what the fuck. Someone is playing a joke. I sat down. Looked around. I walked right out. Never again.
I gave it one more chance last night
and it sucked! No new talent at all
Last post is the degenerate loser posting another phony reviews. Now you understand why this degenerate is prohibited from entering Playhouse because he is insane and threatening harm against the girls of this fine club. This individual has physically harmed a girl. The club knows who this person is and will not permit him on the clubs grounds. Girls do need to be on their guard as you can see the persistence this individual poses to the club in his repeated rants against this club for no substantial reason. I have never heard of someone so vindictive against this club. He obviously has not had sex and is on some desperate mission to have sex with Brunella again. This person is capable of anything including attempting rape of a girl in the parking lot. Based on the increase in the number of fake negative reviews he is posting, he may attempt another criminal act soon. Please ignore this sick bastard’s negative posts, they are posted out of hostile anger for what happened here:————————————————————————————————————————————— I am a PH customer and heard from dancer Ruby this week about an individul banned from going to this fine strip club. Ruby informed me the individual attempted a felonious assault at the strip club around the middle of December (the same time repeat negative reviews started being posted by this individual). The story goes this individual only frequented PH a very few times since the closure of Cheeks back in September. Ruby informed me this individual was unassuming (not someone intimidating in any way). She provided a lap dance one time for for this peson during early December and this person immediately pulled off his pants under the misconception PH was somehow the same as Cheeks. She stated this individual was very small in the male equipment department. Ruby acted appropriately and pushed the dance room’s panic button to have management safely remove this individual. The club appropriately asked this person to leave the establishment and did not charge this person for the partial lap dance received. Ruby said this same individual returned to this club not but a day or two later from this particular incident and was very hostile to the club and girls. This is when this person allegedly committed the assault in one of the rooms on a girl I will not name. She said this individual sought revenge against the club and girls for not satisfying him. This time club management forcibly thrown this individual outside the club to the pavement. The local police department is actively investigating the incident. This individual attempts to pursue a campaign of negatively attacking this club and god only knows what else. Please know the negative attacks are from this individual who Ruby said has mentioned details this person had stated the one time she had come in contact with this person. This is not a normal individual, his negative reviews are likewise not normal. I consider PH a very nice club, having had many good experiences. I recommend to all.
Came by with my buddy a few days ago never tried this place before and we don’t plan on trying again. Too many old 50 plus year women. Do not base your judgment by the online pictures. The pictures of the women do not match their looks in person which was a big disappointment. The women who weren’t old were obvious drug addicts. We stayed for an hour before leaving for another club in the area. Too many women bother you for money in a constant flow. After you decline a dance they will pull on you, hang on you, reach for your genitals under the bar, grope you, nag you, or offer a laundry list of things they’ll do if you take them for a dance making it was uncomfortable for us. You’re better off at clubs in the area like Risque.
This place is a dump and so is this site for making people think this club is something other than something that is an eyesore.
soo glad ph has babes like erica ruby and talita to get a hand in on me!
love the ph, erica is verrry hot
i was here stayed about an hour and left this place not for me
lots of fun and always busy
Always get the pipes cleaned!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this place rocks if u like variety
paris is my favorite
Outstanding
Are there any super busty dancers here?
10
By far, the best couch dances I have ever had! And I have had quite a few at numerous places throught the US. I have never left here dissappointed or not taken care of. The place could use a facelift, but the dancers are great. Most don’t dance much on stage, but they more than make up for it during the couch dances. Even if you don’t like to get the couch dances, this could be the best two or three dollars you ever tip during their rounds around outside of the bar. The one point deduction is because of the overall establishment and the with the place being BYOB, I don’t understand why they are not totaly nude.
Its a strip club like the Cheers show. Waitstaff is friendly, and 7 of 10 women you’d want a dance. I wish they would expand the place, too cramped for a weekend.
Whats with all the spam?
PH lives up to reputation, Erica,Ruby,Paris,Talita very hot girls doing great hj during LDs. Some awesome fun to be had with those hot girls. Club is BYOB and fair cover charge. I have a great time with Erica every time I see her, she could work anywhere and gives a great lap dance in private room. For very hot girls, the fun is just great.
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We do out calls. In calls at our location. 20 girls to choose from. Im waiting for your call. Out calls I must bring House Mom.No exceptions.
I was in the area yesterday afternoon and decided to see what was going on at the Playhouse. Bar was less than half full but the club had a nice bunch of girls working. Mylin, Erica, Ruby were among the girls I saw dancing. Playhouse is pretty regular for the local strip joints I see in the Union area. The girls at Playhouse were attractive, most were at least a 7 out of 10 (at the time, maybe 3 or so were 5s-). Club is predominantly Brazillian, but I noticed a few more American and Asian girls this time.
Erica, a very attractive blonde Brazillian girl, sold me on a CD. I saw they offer a $20 CD but did the $30 private one with her. She is an excellent performer and I think others have said right about this girl being one of the best ones at this club. Plenty of good two- way contact and Erica was really into the CD. I had a very good CD, in my opinion as good or better contact than other places. My take is Playhouse a small local strip joint, some attractive girls who are very pleasant to be around, and good two- way contact CDs, a good 8 out of 10 in my opinion. I will return the next time I am around the area.
Friendly and accommodating girls.
Rayne is one fine sexy girl!
Some real hot ‘zillians at this club good times
First off, this place should be called MILFs, because mostly that is who works there in the day time. Complaints about that are stupid because no smokin’ hot 20 something is going to take care of patrons the way these ladies do. Respect that. Having said that, if your future wives look as good as some of these women do at 40, 50 etc, lucky you! This is no flashy joint like the downtown clubs in Philly. It is really a workingman’s bar and does not pretend to be anything else. There are a few notorious duds here (one who is probably the prettiest girl in the club) but by and large the daytime ladies try very hard to please. Most of the daytime women are Brazilian and are actually very nice people. Mostly moms trying to make a buck. Names to remember: Devon, Tatianna, Mila, Crystal, Andrea, Erica. Go for a spin with any of them and you will have fun.
One of the better clubs in the Souh Jersey/Philadelphia area.
paris hot
Been coming here for a long time. Overall quality of PH is great. Daytime is quiet and
less hectic compared to nights esp. a Fri-Sat night where sometimes you may not even
find a seat. I have run into some dancers with a “FU” vibe, but many in my experience
here, few women would actually sit down and just strike up a normal convo-nothing
sexual, not a sales pitch for a C.D. I dont mind that.
You will get a different ugly asking you “you ready for some dance?” every 30 seconds, you give them a dollar to go away, then they turn around and want another one. That same one will be around again later on. In an hours time, you could possibly tip well over $20 to women you want nothing to do with. There will probably be one and only 1 girl you want, get her and get out as soon as possible. Not a good place to hang out.
Love coming to PH to see Erica, always leave with a happy smile on my face
If you’re into CDs, this is THE PLACE
Not bad
Boring and old!
this was the worst experience I’ve had a strip club, and before you say im just flaming the place the some of the girls were pretty hot, that being said i would be nice if the “less attractive” girls either helped bartend or at least learned understandable English. the bar tending service the night i went in was beyond slow i ended up waiting 20 mins before having my beers put in the fridge. all in all id recommend taking the extra time and go across the bridge for a strip club
Won’t find a better lap in the northeast.
I go to PH every couple of weeks for a good time with Erica Paris Ruby. Favorite Erica is unbelievable at laps, some of the stuff she does just keeps me cummin back for more!
i think this club is pretty good i think the girls are good the thin and the thick are good
sorry meant to say this club has hot dancers.Got mixed up with Champagne in my previous post. Must have been when I pressed M-9 in jukebox over there. Got light-headed…This PH is the best—-no fancy decor just plain old hot girls and a good time.When a club is around as long as this, they must be doing something right…thank god there are no TUX’S here.
Rayne rulessssssss!!!!!!
ruby is still good for hip at ph
Ruby is a cutie, so glad she let me finger her, great tight pussy!!!
wonderful time, got a buzz on before I went in, nice place
girls always friendly. Alotta fun. Stick with the zillian’s
What kinda crap nonsense you got goin on in here?
I was at the club tonight. Some pretty, some not so hot, older woman. My friend got two dances from two different girls, the first was fine, which is the only reason I’m rating a 3.5 instead of 1 for peivaysroeoesn’t do anything sexual with you in the back though, the second was a much different experience. The girl offered him to have sex with her for 15$ “tip” and then stole his wallet and all of his belongings. Lied to everyone about it and the club didn’t seem to care. It’s sad that they seem to hire everyone. The dancers were okay, the first girl He dances with said was nice and he had no issues, the second is a whore who is a thief as well. Me and my friend will never come back to this place just because of this. They really need to choose their dancers better and make sure they aren’t a drug addict looking for some fast money to go get high with. The bartender was nice, and I had no other issues with any of the other girls. Like I said they are average. There was about two beautiful girls working and the rest were plain. I really hope they step their game up at this place, but sadly we will never be coming back due to getting stollen from. What a shame because I wish I could write a better review.
lena’s hot, want to see her again
Playhouse is bad and Champagne is great pass it on and rate this dump a Zero
is true some good hj can be had at ph
you are stupid, it is the champagne jerkoff who posts his review on champagne and then immediately afterward about playhouse he doesn’t give a fuck about stiletto (by the way has a 5.9 rating if you pul up the club page but this website has given them a permanent 8.5)
Erica, Erica, Erica! her hands are silky smooth on my thing
Always a good time-just don’t expect more than to rub and be rubbed-Billy and Frank have left the building.
This club charges $30 for a lap dance from ugly girls why is it even open when there are great clubs like Champagne
Fun place!
girls always friendly. Alotta fun. Stick with the zillian’s
Club was smaller than I thought. I passed it by on the
highway. Once inside, it soon became obvious it was a soap
opera in there. The guy next to me was complaining about
the mgt. The dancers were complaining about america verus
brazilian and how some girls can give blowjobs and its fine
and others get suspended and all. I sympathize, but I dont
head out with 400 bucks on the weekend to hear strippers
complain about work issues. I left.
I love coming to PH to see Erica
Pretty much a disappointment.
Love it here
amber is awesome
i visited playhouse late monday afternoon. girls were very friendly with me bar side. i did a bunch private lap dances with ruby and it was mission accomplished with some creative careful rubbing in all the right places. ruby is one of the hotter girls here a few lbs more but accomplished the mission.
PH is one of the better clubs in the philly area I stop when am in town
This place is legendary. I’ve been talking about it since the first time I went there… three years ago! Must see if you’re in the area.
If you are nice they are nice,if you are a jerk they know it. I don’t want to go any place else. Pr, I am in love with you.
fantastic action
erica was amazing monday
playhouse has the best private dances with hot vrazilian girls and yes they really are private
I had a great time at PH last week. Girls were all dressed in xmas red and Ruby put on 1 hell of a private show for me! I’ve been coming to this club for almost a year now and I’ve always left happy.
I’ve been going to strip clubs for over 40 years and this place has the best couch dances of any place that I’ve been.
Honey will be back on Thursday night/July 31st
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Jennifer is amazing one of the best at the club. Hott and sweet what a body
Cool like lap dancs
Erica Ruby Paris are super hot brazilians
What a great club!!
stopped at playhouse thursday and had a nice time. i enjoyed the lap dance specials they were throwing and the girls were especially friendly at the bar. this is one of the top clubs i’ve been to in the philly area.
just love it. bust a goooooooood nut here everytime; day or night;lmaoo. the daytime dancers are even more about pleasuring the customer than the night shift. this is my favorite spot in nj now.
had sum awesome fun w/ erica ruby and talita who all touch me right where i want it
Outstanding
Playhouse is a great club!
Why does some jerkoff keep deleteing comments posted on this site??
paris is fucking hot and i seriously mean fucking hot i saw her
like could i get a great lap dance from paris
No doubt Paris is one of best, totally rocked my johnson Saturday! Damn!
went to the playhouse on Thursday. Had LD with Selena, ruby and Sumira. Ruby and Selena were very into the dance, Sumira average at best. Overall good time
Damn, they got some hot ass women here. I got a total crisper leaving this place. Ive never saw so many gorgeous hinnies. Oh, i will be coming back here.
Better than most, not the very best. Better than anything in PA or Philly. Better than anything along the shore, including easily better than GGR. Better on price and consistency.
And yet not the very best at this time.
Owner is a legend, has run some of the best clubs in the past.
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yeah i had a good time at playhouse on thurs afternoon. i wanted to do a few laps before new years and my girl did not disappoint at all. there are some fuglies amongst the particular hotties we all know and love. erica absolutely rocks me whenever i see her. this is a damn good club, byob and paid $5 entry in the afternoon. i will be back.
Always a good time w/ favs Erica, Ruby, Talita, Paris & Victoria do amazing handjobs & are very hot girls. Erica is amazing! with her foreplay, tease & finish, no extra tip required, just a $30 lap dance gets me a great time with a hot blonde! Highly recommend this place.
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Private LDs are awesome here. Have gone wit Victoria, Erica & Ruby who rub in my pants so nice! Take any Brazilain and they will show you the time of your life.
Some good contact when I did LD w/ Erica
Saw lovely Ruby Saturday put some nice lotion on me and did a great job, done in 2 songs
Paris and Ruby go wild with some real hot HJ action, those 2 are my FAV’s
Erica Erica Erica is the bestttttt! Hot hot ass!
I have been here a few times and I wish I had known about it sooner. A few of the girls make you feel like they are really into the moment. I wish I was richer!
ph has some great girls
Paris an absolute babe
PH has some good contact LDs and a few hot girls
I have a favorite club i go to in downtown. I dont have a dog in this fight. I can appreciate that a guy dont want to waste his time and money on a night he watnst to go out and have fun.
I read alot of bullshit on this post about club champagne and back and forth. It goes both ways
I strongly urge any guy to go to both clubs cuz sometimes you want a change.
There is no fucking way this club is better than any club let alone champagne.Period
Erica is my favorite love her ass
Saw Erica and Ruby on my last visit, two super hot girls who know how to give an excellent HJ and Erica even did more than that! Spent around $100 the entire 2 hours went to this club and left very happy!
at playhouse today and had a blast, erica ruby kiani among many notables nice time
PH ROCKS MY COCK!!! Up your Ass you Sisssssy!!!!!
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Paris is my favorite great little ass and rubs me great
I had a good time
Lena has kissed more guys than McDonalds has served Hamburgers
Totally awesome, in a different league than everything else here, it’s that good. Private rooms, enthusiastic dancers, and an attitude that aims to please. No, it’s not fancy or beautiful. You’ll find what you want here, and always leave happy. The best in all NJ.
victoria is beautiful & smoothest touch
Made a 3 hr trek from Long Island to see what all the hype was about
Great time, hot brazilians
love PH especially erica
ld had hip and all i got was a mess in my shorts
Superb couch dances, some very nice bodies. Most dancers are very good at showing you a great time. Very tough to say no to these ladies.
Still think Erica is super hot, is my favorite girl here
man I wish I could take Erica home she is hot
El clubo es muy mal
erica is fucking hot
one of the best in the area
club is alotta fun
paris is my fav
Saw Erica & Ruby my last trip, had a good time w/ both, Erica did some great hand work on me & alot else
This club is a mixture of dizzying highs and crushing lows. There are quite a few real stunners here, and then quite a few truly terrifying performers (who nevertheless somehow manage to score lapdances). Then there is a big middle ground of dancers who are average looking or kind of hot but a touch long in the tooth or big in the ass. On any given day, I’d say there are about 15 dancers, with about 3-4 super-hot ones, and 3-4 really frightening ones, and then the rest in the “average” category.
Lap dances are generally very high mileage, the amount of mileage depending on the dancer, and perhaps the customer as well. Read the comments for more hints on this.
The actual club layout is so so…a generally rectangular bar surrounding two stages that are about 1.5 feet high, with very little room around the outside of the bar, and absolutely no seating away from the bar. Cover is $5 during the day and $10 at night (each $5 gets you a soda), and it is BYOB. Dancers come around the outside of the bar to give you a little preview lapdance/snuggle in your barstool for a few singles and to solicit lapdances, which are $20 per 4 minutes on a very uncomfortable bench area, or $30 in a private room.
If you figure out the right time to go when your favorite dancer is not too busy, and you get in, get off, and get out, this can be a very good club. Great for a quick cheap thrill during lunch hour, but it’s not much a place for hangin out with the boys and having a good time.
Once you come to this club, no club will ever compare.
erica was looking mighty fine today
erica is my favorite girl at ph shes the hottest of the hot girls!
love comin to PH, always relieves stressful days
been to ph a few times, a few good looking ones and a few over the hills but have a good time