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16550 Telegraph Road, Detroit, MI 48219
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42.4103728, -83.2764004
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Monday
8am – 8pm
Tuesday
8am – 8pm
Wednesday
8am – 8pm
Thursday
8am – 8pm
Friday
8am – 8pm
Saturday
10am – 7pm
Sunday
10am – 7pm
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Fat dirty chicks!!1
I love this club. The girls are nice and you got to love the blonds. I’ll be back forsure.
This place is so bad its awesome!
THEY NEED A NEW EVERYTHING IN HERE, NEW DANCERS, NEW FORMAT, NEW WAIT STAFF, EVERY DAMN THING NEW
Great dances and dancers. Favorite bar of all.
I am a brother in his 30s that is looking for a white female dancer to be his girlfriend…
Friendly place with no cover..and no parking fee….hard to beat that!!
great place to have fun
EVERYTIME I COME TO THIS BAR(MAYBE TWICE A YEAR)I GET DISAPPOINTED, I ALWYS HOPE IT WILL GET BETTER BUT IT NEVER DOES SAME OLD DANCERS BEAT UP AND USED UP. JUST A SHAME HOW IT STAYS OPEN WHEN THE OWNER DOES NOT CARE ABOUT HIS BAR.
JUST A NASTY BAR WITH THE WORST STRIPPERS THE DETROIT
I saw two cute ones, but there were only 4 girls in whole place. And two were FATTT!
this place is a super dive, nothing but skanks here
not worth a penny
JUS A NASTY LITTLE BAR , A REAL HOLE IN THE WALL
you can see RENEE from deja vu seattle here on yhis page up there in stripper hot or not
Love this Bar..
No VIP, dances out in the open. Weirdos watchin ur dances, not alot of fun………..
fun bar-always com back for more- the nite girls most are great- some though are pushy the forign ones are pushy
ladys were great
WTF IS WITH THIS PLACE
ALl this shit being said about Scott, Valentine, and Todd is a bunch a bullshit. We dont even wrk at this club. Candy an ex-dancer at La Chambres is posting all this stuff. She is just mad because she is old and no one wants anything to do with her………by far the worst dancer. Get over yourself, your a has been dancer.
fat
I have been going to this place on and off for years and it is a dump BUT the girls are friendly and accomodating. Gia and Shelby have some mileage but are good dancers and “friendly”. Honey is the new girl and is eager to please. Two good looking strippers Armani and Silk could dance anywhere and provide the best stage dances but no extras in VIP. Drinks are reasonable. Watch out for the other customers some are strange. Night shift is OK but girls are not as friendly and it gets crowded so I prefer afternoons.
Went there is my girlfriend and got several dances with a girl named Cherry (Dont know if she is still there, its been a while), but she did a good job. By the end, my girlfriend wanted to take her home.
Yolanda is hot (and stuck up) but that’s about all the place has going for it.
Get bombed on wed.$4…
JUST A BAD LITTLE BAR WITH BAD MUSIC AND FUGLY DANCERS!!!
laura is a cokewhore
laura is a cokeslut
Me & my man went in there and had a blast. Girls are HOT and we had alot of fun. We’ll be back
No vip, fat nasty chicks, and no crowd
Nice variety of girls. Management sucks. Need more variety in music.
load of fun
If you are wondering where all the streetwalkers have gone, they are in this bar shaking their flab. Times are so bad, the barmaid is the waitress. Count your change fellas because I ended up paying ten dollars for a beer cause she pocketed the rest.
This place has always been a dive, but surprisingly, the dancers exceeded my expectations. A little soft in the middle. but not fat. Got dances from two girls and both put more effort into them than some of the fancier clubs. Plus songs were not cut off super early. Not bad if you arre not too picky.
nice corner bar type of place. cute girls, especially Dakota. could bounce a dollar bill off her ass 🙂
WAY TO MANY FAT UGLY GIRLS HERE
great place
your too negative go jack off
party zone
sexy girls there now
A place where owners don’t control whats posted. http://www.twosheds.COM
party club even the customers get naked
Slim Jim
This place isn’t a dump thier were smokin’ fucking hot chiks thier…..especiallly Dakota’s big ass titties and Scarlette’s beautiful bouncin ass!
wow what can i say but what a hole
WHAT THE FUCK!!! THIS IS ONE SHITTY LITTLE BAR WITH THE UGLYIST GIRLS I’VE SEEN
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This place is a hell hole
always had a good time at vert,happy hour 3-6 cheap beers $3.00, no cover girls are ok , not great no 10’s
This bar sucks! Erin is just plain nasty. She should take a bath once in a while.
cool
very cool place
great place
THIS BAR MAKES CLUB VENUS LOOK GOOD
The girls are fat!
WTF I DON’T GET IT
sexy little girls
COULD THIS BAR GET ANY WORST ???
great place
The vip is not closed off. What if a neighbor or my daughters teacher walked in?
fire everyone and start new
The good no cover, happy hour beers,the service in the vip room. Now for the bad, to many fat chicks, no $10 dance night.
Looks like ‘mich’ should get off her knees and look in the mirror. It’s pretty bad when your drug dealer boyfriend complains you do too much dope, hooker.
WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP ON COMING HERE, THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER STRIP CLUBS OUT HERE WITH FAR BETTER LOOKING GIRLS WHO ARE’NT SO USED UP AND CRACKED UP
The worst strip bar in detroit
good dancers bad music
good happy hour, no cover and high mileage in the vip room
best in town
great place
A BORING BAR THE SO CALLED DANCERS DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE CUSTOMERS UNLESS YOU’VE GOT SOME POWDER
Thick girls but nice. Angelina and Claudia are the best both are good looking and put together well. Others are nice and friendly. Place is a rathole and the smoke smell is awful. But the girls make you forget that. Get a VIP dance from Gia or Honey. Watch out for the freakie guys there too.
I WENT TO THIS BAR ON SATURDAY AND COULD NOT BELIEVE HOW BAD THE SO CALLED DANCERS ARE, THEY LOOK SO BAD MY GOD WHAT DO THESE GUYS SEE IN THEM. WELL I GUESS THAT IS REALLY WHY THEY SELL BEER SO THE DANCERS WILL LOOK GOOD ????
better then lc
Me and a friend visited the Vert one Friday around 5:00. Some pretty girls and some “not so pretty” but all were friendly. The place needs to be cleaned up, smells like stale smoke but drinks are reasonable. I was approached by two dancers one was a little older and one was younger. Two good looking burnettes were busy with locals but were outstanding on the stage. Armanie?? (I think) was gorgeous on stage, wore a dress and stripped with guys lined up to tip her a few other girls Honey and Shelby were also good on stage. It was worth my time and the $50.00 I spent on drinks a dance and tips. We will have to go at night.
What a difference a day makes, went back Thursday, much older dancers very friendly but not like Wednesday… What’s up with that? Bartender says Silk and Amani work on MTWF! Aren’t there any other cute strippers at this place? Not worth the trip unless you’re 70 and need company.. May try to come back but Thursday is my day out..
It looks like Erin doesn’t know if she likes Black or Blue
JUST A NASTY LITTLE BAR WITH SOME OF THE WORST SO CALLED DANCERS I HAVE EVER SEEN
great place, girls are soo friendly. GREAT dances. NO COVER!
love this bar
alot of fun
fun group of ladys
Had a GREAT Time…
This isn’t a bad place to have a good time.
I have had some good times here, but all my favorites keep disappearing. 🙁
What a dump!
This is my favorite fap place. Friendly girls some more than others. Never had a problem from the staff. If the girl on stage ain’t worth looking at you can also check out the bar tender, waitress or shot girl.
great
I TRIED I TRIED BUT I MUST GO BACK TO LC , WHERE THEY DO HAVE SEXY DANCERS. NOT A BUNCH OF WHITE TRASH CRACK HEADS WITH NO TEETH.
These dancers look like they’re bored out of their minds. They don’t take any time to speak to their customers. If you want a dance you better jump up and down and wave your hands with a red, white, and blue flag. If you don’t look like you have money (ie. an old balding white guy) they won’t even say hello. This place is considered stripper hell. I’m so bored that I’m writing this from the bar right now. I’ve tried to give this place a chance, but I’m done.
Vert is like a corner bar with strippers. Needs to be remondeled though. Amani and Silk are great looking and friendly, suggest you get a dance from them. Silk has a fine butt.
Carmel is almost a comedian, white boys lining up for her big butt. Shelby, Honey and Gia are nice too. Later shift dancers seem more uptight.
Lots of locals there so be careful they like the dancer to say with them.
Grossss
turn the bright lights down,its too much for a small bar-the girls are ok but could be more friendly.drinks cost too much…
Does anyone remember Skylar? She was a blonde with alot of tats. Was wondering if she is still dancing somewhere?
Thanks for any info.
Last time visitor. There were two dancers and four people in the bar. Waited forever for the barmaid until one of the dancers came down and got behind the bar.
luv it here
this place is funn the girls are a mix some hott as hell some are nasty but overall its a good place to go this place loves couples they dance there asses off here they do work for there money they dont just try to stand there and try to be pretty
no cover and good prices and hot girls
WHITE TRASH, CRACK SMOKING, USED UP , FUCKIN UGLY, RUDE ,BAD ATTITUDES,DEODORANT NEEDING AND THAT SHOULD SUM UP THE DANCERS……..OH THE BAR SUCKS TOO!!!
This ain’t your top ten but the dancers are really friendly. Not as pushy as some clubs. They appreciate that not everyone wants a dance but they do expect you to be tipping.
this place sucks dick
girls are great
This place is the worst ever. Splurge a lil bit and hit trumpps. Alot more fun there.
WHAT HAPPEN TO THIS BAR, I JUST MOVED BACK TO THE AREA AND CAME HERE ON SAT. AND COULD NOT BELIEVE HOW THIS BAR HAS CHANGED FOR THE WORST. THERE USE TO BE SOME GOOD LOOKING GIRLS HERE WITH SOME CLASS AND NOW THAT IS TOTALLY GONE. IT IS SAD TO SEE WHAT DRUGS CAN DO TO PEOPLE AND BUSINESS’S
great time
hiring new dancers
I will never come back to this place. It took me 10 minutes to get a drink and were only 5 customers in the palce
fat fat fat
hello This club needs to expand and make a real vip room. I say this becuase I would have to agree that paris is bothersome when in vip and when by the stage!
JUST A DIRTY LITTLE BAR ,I WOULD NEVER DANCE HERE
cum party with me…
Hit up the place down the road instead
no fun getting dances when everyone in the entire bar is starting at you and your hands..puts a serious damper on your engagement..what if a wife or neighbor is out there..
This bar is just like being in one of your favorite local (but clean) ‘dive’ bars but with TITS and lapdances! The girls are mostly ‘larger’ girls but they are good looking! No ghetto girls here. Great drink prices, too! This is a good spot to begin the night, or end the night as well.
In the day time, Four good dancers Gia, Shelby Angelina and Claudia. Claudia is very pretty and so is her sister Angelina. Nice girls on days. Club could be improved,old and dirty.
god dam
EVERYTIME I GIVE THIS BAR A CHANCE I GET THE SAME OLD THING DANCERS WITH MORE TATTOO’S THEN TEETH, DANCERS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY SHOULD BE ON THE BRIGHTMOOR STREETS THEN IN A BAR TRYING TO LOOK SEXY. JUST A VERY SAD LITTLE BAR, THE OWNER SHOULD PUT SOME MONEY IN THIS PLACE AND BE A LITTLE MORE PICKY ABOUT WHO SHOULD DANCE THERE.
yuckkkkkkkkkk
Hole in the wall place. Older dancers yet all are fairly friendly. Drink prices are reasonable and there is no cover charge for entry to the club.
Good job
love the bar huge titties
Erin doesn’t know who her babys daddy is either
This bar on day shift is frightning.The hottest chick works behind the bar. The second hottest female had only a couple teeth. I’ve never seen anything like this. All these girls should not be dancing!!! They are from 20lbs. overwieght to about 60lbs. overwight. The girls seemed to be hangin’ with thier boyfriends, they would get up, walk around and ask “do you want a dance?” Then would go back to the same guy, and even make out with him. I went on Monday, and then again on Tuesday (wanted to give’em a 2nd chance.), Same girls were working. Service- Had to wait 10-15 mins. to get a drink. Music- The DJ seemed stoned! Hey Boss if you don’t change your bar I forsee a Taco bell in that prime location!!!
THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A BAR FOR WHITE TRASH AND THE WHITE TRASH DANCERS THAT CAN’T DANCE ANYWHERE ELSE.
This club is small but it has some good qualities. The girls are not pushy, and they have energy on the vip daneces.
Laura is hot as hell! And at least she has all her theeth, skank!
I’ve only been to the bar a couple times at night and really like it. The girls are all really nice except for some chick named cheyene. Total skank bitch. Other then her the girls are nice. The forrener is a dumb ass though. Hot long haired blonde slender with a big ass (very nice). Check it out at night I hear its better.
gross
I WISH THE DANCERS WERE HOT!!! , I GO TO STRIP CLUBS FOR THE DANCERS NOT THE WAIT STAFF
No cover!! Cool
ronnie shut up coke head.
Been in there once, and won’t return
Fat Pig Farm
paris is to busy in other people dances to get her own. every time I visit she sets by me at the stage and while I get dances from other hot babes… why does she get on my nerves
lots of fun
Exactly. They Need to start Fresh Maybe if The Big Guy wasnt so mean to the girls all the time He could have hot shit coming in there. Love to bring him some girls make the place look better but he end up treating them like shit.
lots of fun
WOULD YOU PLEASE CLEAN THIS PLACE AND GET SOME GOOD LOOKING DANCERS
Is club is absolutely awful.
big girls
HOW DO YOU STAY OPEN??? THIS IS WHERE ALL THE WHITE TRASH DANCERS COME WHEN NO ONE ELSE WILL TAKE THEM!!!
WTF!!!!
i LOVE the vert
10 hot chicks and 2 fats ones but i’lll be back again….had a blast.
cheap drinks.
This is a grea tclub! the girls are so friendly and down to earth. Its just like a neighborhood bar but hey naked chicks its great!!!
Most of the dancers are “older,” have kids, and chunky
I saw one cute one the whole time i was there