Stir Crazy

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1. hgh

2. wow what a mess we arrived some Roland retard was being cursed outside trying to reason with a girl he tried sleep with. We were informed he was a manager not good. The place was empty no one hardly spoke englishlokked like fat prego latin girl on stage. 20 minutes was enough rude bartenders service 20 mins for drink. This is a bar might as well close doors where the owner a sleep being ripped off. We aske where he was not there a cash business you know what going on this place. dont waste your time Playmagtes is place. .01 a gift rating close your door Pinecrest should you are embarrassment to clubs.

3. The best strip club family…everyone has a smile on their face…Been going there for 20years(around the founding) and will be returning for 20 more.

4. Great place had a great time.Girls are friendly and most very hot. Supper prices and specials. I highly recomend it.

5. What a joke this place is nothing more fat nasty non speaking spick club rude service slow 30 mins drink some wanna be manager that was a customer Rolly we met gave some lame excuse why service was so bad bartenders were to busy talking with some skinny niger they say was a manager. I heard good things this place was improving new manager around Christmas he left these guys are a joke just another Hialeah ola diaster pregnant fat nasty rude women. I stay at real clubs like Playmates Scarlets even BTz not half bad next to this close your doors now stop embarassing this business. We ask for owners number but as usual absent people cash business stealing. A joke of jokes people don’t waste your time. It will be soon knocked down replaced by Furneral parlor my friend wants to put in its place get rid this nasty prostitue another hialeah spick joint.

6. This place is disgusting!!! I don’t like the atmosphere the girls are not even all that and they’re so annoying all they want is money. I understand that’s what they’re there for but come on they don’t get their hands when you tell them not interested and on top of that they’re giving out their numbers to do personal favorite that’s how desperate this place is this is a walking disease please beware be careful guys!!!

8. THis place is a hole in wall bar. I heard there was a new manager, but informed he left turned rude attitude and better girls here. I can’t blame him. They tried to over charge us for stuff we did not have . A guy that managed Roland was rude after 2 girls from Scarlets cursed him out and were going to a real club. Then this black guy spoke no english came over tried lie about room girl stole our money. We ordered food the cook had no gloves dirty white shirt and thumb in soup. The girls forced themselves on you got nasty if you didn’t give they begged for dollar. These girls nasty rude ghetto tatoos. Place was empty can’t blame them. People don;t waste your time go real club like Playmates, Scarlets. .2 is being nice They need close place city will soon. We reported it . a mess you want laugh here place to laugh how a strip club not to be run

9. All i have to say great improvement new manager we know seen from Tootsies and VIPs NY. He brought alot to this club wow. Truely one best managers we have ever seen. A true professional runs a fantastic show. I see big things for his future, likehis own club in NC. A fun place he has turned place into.

10. we have been here several times, but what a great improvement new management gets it. I have been to alot clubs but new manager is by far tops in business today. he greets every customer pleasant make sure from minute you walk in door to you leave everything satisfactory. big difference from your past operations. This guy I have run my club we soon opening. thanks for great time we wil be back.

11. The new management unreal fantastic time beautiful girls and the biggest improvement in business . The new manager I have been Scarlets, Rachels All Aolid Golds Pink Pony VIP penthouse clubs and have never seen a manager inter act with customer as stir crazy manager. What a show he runs thanks will bring all excutives thank u stir crazy

12. This place is horrible from the girls, to the service, to the structure of the place.

13. really nice. hot chicks, great prices champagne room expensive though, mixture

    of ethnic girls. a must visit when in miami

14. Its been a number of years since I been to this place. The girls were good looking but experience was not good. I remember coming in and getting charged $7 for a beer and on top the barmaid wanted a tip. Other times I was harass for tips. I don’t know if it has changed but I made showgirls,inc my place. Beers are half price and I don’t feel harassed.

15. Visited again resently, found the club has been remodeled and looks great, staff very friendly and the girls are nice and sexy. highly recomend this club. Lots of specials and great deals.

16. the new management has relly knows their stuff from professionalism, great service dress to the 9 class act. Thenew manager is best i have seen in business anywhere. the new girls where they coming from. he created a party great music and he has everyone on point5 thanks Stir Crazy this new manager is best i have seen.

17. I went there not to long ago like 3 weeks ago with my Husband and the chicks were hot and my man loved the girl that danced on me I LOVED IT

18. THE NEW MANAGEMENT AWESOME I HAD A CLUB HE BE RUNNING IT . UNREAL IMPROVEMENT NEVER SEEN MANAGER INTERACT ANYWHERE LIKE THIS CLUB BIGGEST IMPROVEMENT NIGHT TIME ONER BIG PARTY BETTER THAN SCARLETS

19. Wow the service was 27 min wait for a drink while 2 bartenders sat with tall aids looking dark non speaking english rude, that one staff said was a manager. The Bartenders tried patton tab 2 short Columbians Last night terrible.The girls nasty, I can see why everyone doesn’t go here anymore. We heard few changes were made about month ago new Italian manager from Solid Gold, that had place turned around one staff said he left club was to unprofessional and no one knew what they were doing went back to a better run organization. I can’t blame him and how do they keep girls wasting their time here. But this place is a joke.Not even worth gas to enter. Go Playmates or Scarlets and see how a club suppose to be run. But this not a club it looks like whole in wall bar rude , bad service, .04 on a 1 to 10 scale.

20. I’ve been to this club many times. Customers who don’t speak Spanish will have a tough time here so if you don’t speak it, you should probably find another club. Fortunately, for me, I do speak it. The prices of the private rooms are too high. That’s true for the drinks as well but the girls are usually pretty. I’ve bought plenty of hot dances here, though.

21. wow this was terrible i thought that playhouse was bad, this is def. ghetto spick oya hole in wall like another fat prego nasty mess of hialeah cuban dive. How does this city allow such a diaster. Rude attitudes they have customer rude manager orlando does not have a clue. the bar tenders try double charge any american. do not waste your time they give this business a bad name the place needs to be closed an embarrassment and give business a bad name. Go back to cuba oh probably not castro through u out.hale to castro

22. great club new management beautiful new women from Brazil and Cuba one big party never seen interaction management ever in history this business a place to visit and will be your new party place great job Stir Crazy new management best ever thank y6ou for best time ever. I have been many clubs by far fantastic time beautiful women late night place

23. We were here christmas had a great time. This visit was different club was being raided wow for sexual acts by vice police about time. Pine Crest is a family community and whats been going on there they should closed them along time a go. It is like a cheap nasty sex shop in day. Wow mean someone didnt call club warn them like they usually do to daytime manager. They need to close that place kmake funeralparlor out of it. We are considering money talks plus that placed brings down value of all properties. The city is in favorf getting rid club.

24. What happen to this place since christmas wow terrible rude managers and no one knew any thing. The new manager in club in ftlauderdale.Compared to there this place a bar . they need to close it why Pine Crest allows to let this ghetto unprofessional no class operate. food was ok DJ was cool but the rest place terrible bad news waste time. these are not stripers ghetto mess go BTz and Playmates dont waste your time

25. These girls dont speak English. Either does management. Sucks!!

26. Had a great time the food is great and very good prices on drinks. The girls were friendly and very sexy.

27. Beautifull place whit beautifull ladies and excellent

    ambience,extremely high class service at the bar and whit the

    ladies,vip and the two dancer floor make the stir crazy club

    my best since 1999,a friendly and secure place.keep it up i

    love your place.

28. NEVER BEEN THIS PLACE ALWAYS GO SCARLETS. BUT HAD A GREAT FUN TIME. MY FRIENDS HAVE I WAS WITH.THE NEW MANAGER MY FRIENDS EXPLAINED REALLY HAS MADE IT A FUN PLACE BROUGHT SOME NEW HOT GIRLS. MY FRIENDS COME HERE. I HEARD IN PAST NOT GOOD THINGS. BUT I WAS SURPRISED FROM MOMENT WE ENTERED GREETED BY WELL DRESS SHARP ITALIAN LOOKING GUY DRESSED TO T WOW. I HAVEN’T SEEN IN ANY THESE CLUBS. HE HAD EVERYONE ON POINT AND SERVICE GIRLS WERE GOOD. IF IHAD CLUB THIS BE GUY RUN IT. ONLY THING WRONG NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS PLACE. THEY SAY 25 YRS BUT NO KNOWS ABOUT THIS PLACE. EXPLAIN THIS TO ME CIA ADVERTISING THEY WANT KNOW ONE TO KNOW ABOUT PLACE OR WHAT. I WILL BE BACK MAKE REGULAR STOP THANKS TO GREAT NEW MANAGEMENT HAVE NEVER BEEN TREATED SO WELL IN ANY CLUB LIKE HERE. SCARLETS STILL HAS BETTER GIRLS BUT SERVICE BLOWS SCARLETS AWAY, BUT NO WAITRESS WHY?

29. This place was worst first they have this bulldog black rude front door guy, that can’t speak english burtal, then this guy that was a customer was managing getting cursed out by 2 girls hot from Scarlets he pissed off. Then they have this black customer manager didn’t know if he was alive or dead looked decease sick rude, then one little fat columbian bartender that tried rip us off. The girls less than 5s . What happen to this place. I was here Christmas good looking professional new manager made sure we had a great time fun. Some of the other staff said he went back to his club could not be prt of mess of a place. people do not waste your time this place is one worst. No one hardly speaks english at least girls looked good like Tela mondo language would not be so bad. But nothing more than ghetto hole in wall bar. bad bads bad terrible

30. Don’t go to this club. You will be very disappointed. The SMALL stage is inside the bar. After a song the girls come and ask you for a tip… even if you didn’t watch them. Drinks taste horrible as well.

31. wow very impresssed best service, new manager italian great addition kmows this business inside out. this business best club any where. it has been a while but stir crazy been brought to top heat. I have never seen manager interact and have staff on point let alone girls have followed him here. great food safe fantastic service. we been scarlet, solid gold, tootsies, cheetah dont compare service wise the new manger wow best anywhere thanks stir crazy will be our Friday stop regularly keep it up

32. there was about 10 of us wednesday great time and new manager what a host. from momement we arrived until we left he had everyone on point.a great addition and he our guy to make him a partner of a club in north end county to run. from his detailed look to hospitality unreal. that all these club he was most personable we have ever experienced. wow. we will make him offer he cant refuse. we were here about 6 months ago like night day. but saturday our friend hada bad experience with the other manager that was like a police military guy not good. we would like to go back but this other manager was rude nasty. we want to know when he will not be there and then we will return a shame one bad apple ruined pie. alot girls complained not happy from what we were told, that come to our restaurant. sorry but we will be offering new manager partnership with no investment, that he wont refuse. thanks for great time wednesday make sure that other manager not there so we can come back thanks

33. just bar hole wall terrible experience girls bad rude service no thanks they just dont know what they are doing dont waste your time place dead girl low class ghetto dollar club

34. Wow! Just wow is all I can say about this place. I had never (In the 32 years of living in Miami) been to Stir Crazy and yesterday was my day. It was a super random “let’s go” moment and their famous Churrasco was the reason. Although I don’t eat red meat my trusty friends were very excited to try this so-called “best skirt steak in Miami” and I must say they were very pleased. It came as a surprise to me because, honestly the strippers seemed like they were all on heroin. Yeah, I said it. I could go on and on about the shit I saw in that place but this is about the “Churrasco” hahahah!! Overall, I think I’ll go back and experience that again.

35. 2.5 Stars (rounding up thanks to Striller)Dear Stir Crazy,So many mixed emotions that it makes it hard to write this review. Overall, I give you a 2.5… BUT you just have infinite amounts of potential! You could be a really hip Strip Club if it was just run a little differently. Your venue itself is small, but not too small. Just intimate enough, which I always like. There’s a main stage in the front, and a back bar, with tables spread in between. There are VIP rooms, which I’ve never seen, and what seemed to be some kind of an upstairs (?) – but that could have been VIP. And how can I forget, you serve FOOD! Full kitchen til 5am. And it’s pretty damn good. Just the other night, the bf and I were here (story to follow below) and we enjoyed some of your tasty delights. 🙂 Quite impressed my friends. Quite impressed.The girls for the most part are very…. voluptuous and full-figured, to keep it nice and PC. Very hit or miss… So for those reading, if you’re looking to “fall in love with a stripper”, try another spot. However, there is one thing to be said about the entertainment value here. 🙂 I have never had a bad time!! I’ve had all kinds of random adventures here and not once did I ever leave saying “I’m not coming back”. Stir Crazy, you definitely keep me on my toes! And I like that!Which brings me to the story I want to write about my last and most recent experience here, just a couple of Saturday Nights ago… ;-)We will title this story – STRILLER! (Use your imagination or just keep reading!)It was very late on a Saturday night and we were on our way home from Brickell. I was starving but pizza was not an option. As we are getting nearer to our house, the bf suggests (as we’re just a couple blocks away) “hey, let’s stop at Stir Crazy! Besides, they serve food”. Hmmm Food at a Strip Club? We’ve done it at Tootsies and really enjoyed, so I thought I would give you a try.We came in and of course were not impressed by the dancer on stage. We headed straight for the back bar – our spot. We sat down, ordered drinks and asked for a menu. We decided to split a cheeseburger and fries, so we placed the order. The night was progressing as it should. Different girls dancing… Girls asking to be tipped for dances we didn’t see… Etc. The usual strip club protocol.But then… As the food arrived smelling so tasty (was I just that hungry and drunk?), the lights got dimmer and the familiar sounds of Michael Jackson’s Thriller started creeping into my ears… Little by little the song got louder and as I continued to enjoy and devour my burger, I was immediately drawn to the commotion on the stage…There she was. STRILLER. In all of her glory. Beautiful caramel colored skin with matching honey-colored hair… Wearing a Leopard-print leotard. Yes a full-blown dance leotard. Long sleeves and all.And the show began.This amazingly talented dancer proceeded to perform the entire, what I call the Theatrical, dance routine of MJ’s Thriller video. For the full legnth of the song (what is it, 12 minutes?!). She did the zombie move and all. This was the BEST thing I’ve EVER seen!!! And for that, I give Striller 5 Stars!!! 🙂 She should have her own headline show here. You need to have her name all up on the marquis!I wish to God that you would not have made me return my camera to the car when you searched us upon entering (is this necessary, by the way?). I wish to God that I could have video-taped this and been the next YouTube sensation. But alas, rules are rules, and I understand the no camera policy.So instead, I write my review… Glorifying my Striller forever.Much Love,SabrinaAnna*PS. See you soon. Make sure Striller is there. Thanks!

36. great club service fantastic the new manager one nicest hospitable interaction with every customer I have ever seen. He really knows what he is doing has everyone on point and service was second to none. It showed my staff and I have been to many clubs but stir crazy has turned the curve up and improved one big party service quick girls hot food very tasty. Wow amazed the best keot secret on circuit today a place u really need to visit if your in Miami. They have new girls class act club. We been to Scarlets, Tootsies , Cheetah, this club is by far best they make sure safe, and girls dont pressure u like others and latin girls hot.we will be back regularly

37. Haven’t been in here since forever. Came in late on a weekend night and the place was bouncing. No, it’s not the most upscale place, but the girls have good attitudes and like to have fun. Recommended for a spontaneous stop.

38. You girls keep the work up!

39. wow 24 minutes for service Bartenders busy all crowed in corner. place empty all girls not on floor. What happened was there Friday. I heard good things and wanted meet new manager everyone talking about. I was informed he left at another club. The good thing was DJ music for a while then that ghetto music came on my staff and I decided to leave go to Playmates. A big difference, the manager was rude after asking why service was so slow. This place has gone down hill. The girls also terrible. I have to be honest in my report on a 1 to 10 below one, Rude nasty slow service and girls were anything but average. wow whoever this Rude manager is doesn’t know anything but excuses. The owner needs wake up see what really going on. Thanks but no thanks I have to let public know don’t waste your time another rude nasty Latin Club. joke

40. Weeknight. They won’t let you in with a gun, so leave it in the car. In for $5 and a light frisk. Dancers: 7 latina, 4 black, 1 whitey from Tallahassee. One chick’s an 8.5. Another is a 7.5 with a wig. Bud Lite is $2.00. There’s no 2-drink-min harassment. Dancers do walk around the bar for your dollar when they get off the stage. $25 lap-dances are semi-private. Decent alternative to BT’s. 6 or 7 visits in a 12 year span, its consistently a 3-star spot.

41. Ibeen here on several occassion, The new manager really knows what he is doing. Our business is high standards of Hospitality. The girls were ok and staff was on point, but uniforms were outdated and ruff. The manager was dressed to the nine and professionalism was what this place displays. he appeared to be the only one of level standards we are use to. we understand he will be leaving soon for his own club, we will all be going. Wev had a good time thanks for manager go extra for what we are use to. But the manager has more than brought class to this lower end ghetto club.

43. wow what a bad run club.35 MINS FOR DRINK . a girl dumps table on customer for not giving her a dollar small, manager do not acknowledge us was to busy flirting with girls. the food came no gloves and thumb was in food. What happened to some halfway good looking girls. this place sucks. like another ghetto spanish no class shoyld not be in this business. they give strip clubs a bad name dont waste your time playmates is where you want to go.

44. i have been to many places solid gold miami , scarlets , cheetah, solid gold ft lauderdale this place by far is one top places with a new top line manager service as good as Rachels west Palm Bch and the females they are bringing in from other countries by far ne faces smokin hot. the place open late night and from 2 am to 5 am have transformed into a huge party upscale music. it will give scarlets a late run in fun hot women and new place to visit. the staff just like one big family. onr place you should check out.

45. The only thing is bad is the management at nigh time (Augusto), cause at they time is perfect, you guys need to find a guy like Rick for night time.