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A grand jury indictment was returned Friday against Michael David Perez, charging him with five counts related to beating his girlfriend for 4½ hours after the woman, a dancer at a strip club, didn’t bring home enough money one January night. This is what happens to girls that don’t bring home the bacon.
Juicy has a phat ass I bet u can eat it if u pay her well $$$
This is the best strip club around, you get your moneys worth. Back in the day before Katrina i visited the local strip clubs on a regular basses. I hate going to French Quarter they are over priced and just overall suck. Visions is nearly all locals, and secluded enough to feel comfortable. There parking lot is huge and well lighted and have security that not only watch the front doors but watch over the parking lot. Good not to worry some crack head or a hole is breaking into my car while i am watching some boobs. Back in the day they had stools so they were comfortable, but they decided to replace them with fixed chairs that don’t swivel so your forced to either stand or sit facing the bar. I understand why they choose to fix the chairs to not move many guys would just sit there with there backs to the girls taking up valuable space. But the chairs are not the most comfortable. They added two more lap dance rooms, one is more private then the old open room that had 4 to 8 girls giving lap dances at one time. Not sure about the VIP one but many smiles came out from that one. They fixed up the bathroom, feels like a luxury hotel men’s room. The time before last they had a guy working in there but nobody this last time. Drinks are ok, usually $5 per mix or beer, The mix drinks are a little small and week for me but i like to drink. The bartenders are usually pretty cool and remember your face and which drink you want and get it to you pretty fast. As to the girls ( The main reason your there ) it varies like every other strip club. You will see the hot ones the not so hot ones, the sexy ones and the trashy ones. Best way to describe ” to each his own is beautiful”. I never felt pressured to get lap dances or buy ( Warm Shots ) from the shot girls. Overall i think this strip club is the best one around because you can feel comfortable, have a good time, not spend your entire paycheck, and go home safe feeling you had a good time. Ow i almost forgot when i got there they had a guy on the side selling food from a massive smoker. I was hungry when i left so i got a plate and for $10 bucks the food was damn good. So my only grip is the chairs and the small mixed drinks.
I have been really horned up and needing to eat some pussy. Anyone out there know if Juicy would let me go down on her in private? i would love to eat her pussy good and rather not be disturbed by the bouncers in the middle of the action.
Has anyone had experience with juicy? Heard she goes all the way but left before I could ask. Super cute and small
This is the best strip club around, you get your moneys worth. Back in the day before Katrina i visited the local strip clubs on a regular basses. I hate going to French Quarter they are over priced and just overall suck. Visions is nearly all locals, and secluded enough to feel comfortable. There parking lot is huge and well lighted and have security that not only watch the front doors but watch over the parking lot. Good not to worry some crack head or a hole is breaking into my car while i am watching some boobs. Back in the day they had stools so they were comfortable, but they decided to replace them with fixed chairs that don’t swivel so your forced to either stand or sit facing the bar. I understand why they choose to fix the chairs to not move many guys would just sit there with there backs to the girls taking up valuable space. But the chairs are not the most comfortable. They added two more lap dance rooms, one is more private then the old open room that had 4 to 8 girls giving lap dances at one time. Not sure about the VIP one but many smiles came out from that one. They fixed up the bathroom, feels like a luxury hotel men’s room. The time before last they had a guy working in there but nobody this last time. Drinks are ok, usually $5 per mix or beer, The mix drinks are a little small and week for me but i like to drink. The bartenders are usually pretty cool and remember your face and which drink you want and get it to you pretty fast. As to the girls ( The main reason your there ) it varies like every other strip club. You will see the hot ones the not so hot ones, the sexy ones and the trashy ones. Best way to describe ” to each his own is beautiful”. I never felt pressured to get lap dances or buy ( Warm Shots ) from the shot girls. Overall i think this strip club is the best one around because you can feel comfortable, have a good time, not spend your entire paycheck, and go home safe feeling you had a good time. Ow i almost forgot when i got there they had a guy on the side selling food from a massive smoker. I was hungry when i left so i got a plate and for $10 bucks the food was damn good. So my only grip is the chairs and the small mixed drinks.
Went on a Tuesday night. A little bit short of girl. Drink and cover excellent. All kinds of girls. Lack of real pole and show. Girls give bad show for tips, but willing to talk. Need to invite girls. Good milage in the VIP. Difficult to call cabs.
Kelly is really hot, high-stardand dancing. Must try. Only draw back is that she is too popular.
WOW!!! I have never had a lap dance like this! The girls a stunningly HOT! Best club in New Orleans. This one goes past a 10!
This place is disgustingly racist, more so that other bars in Nola. Don’t waste your time or your money. Places out on bourbon street are much cleaner and are std free! The owner is a fat Italian ex-mobster from upstate and he couldn’t care less about running a clean bar.
It’s HARD to ever leave this place. The girls are super great.
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This club once was the best I had ever been in. That has all changed due to managment/owners or who knows what.
Use to be able to get everything a guy could want for $100.
Now not so much a nice conversation on a good night.
Plenty of good looking girls all the time, but most are happy with serviceing thier regulars only. Some will meet you after work if you tip the bartender and set something up through him. But again he must know you. Parking is free and dances are $20. Not great any more but still a good time.
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Great atmosphere. There were more than 10 dancers on a Saturday afternoon. All of the girls are friendly. There are all types of girls for any preference. Very hot dancers. Look for Petals she is smoking!!
The girls are willing and friendly and the service has improved with the extra bartenders on the busier nights. There is nothing more beautiful than looking across the club and seeing 12 dancers up on the bars at the same time
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This has to be the hottest club in New Orleans and the girls put the dancers in the French Quarter to the curb. I’ll make this my first and only stop from now on. There were 25 girls on a Wednesday at 12 noon. Unbelievable!
This is a nice club off the beaten bourbon street path. Lots of girls even early in the day and some are absolutely beautiful. Plenty of contact during the lap dances. Better prices.
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Visions need to step up their game. The has only drug addicts as strippers, need better quality women in the club
This club is the most friendly and inexpensive Strip Club on the Gulf Coast. There seems to always be an abundance of dancers, even at 11am. The music is awesome. I highly recommend this club for every visitor to New Orleans.
Great looking girls! We had so much fun here. The girls will socialize with you and all the staff is super friendly. They also give you 5 free drinks on your birthday. Which is awesome! Lap dances are only $30 and the cover charge was $8. Which is a deal. The only reason I’m not giving 5 stars is that there is only one small pole and the girls can’t dance on it because of it’s size. It’s all bar top dances. The girls walk around on the top of the bar and stop to dance in front of you. More stages with poles would be awesome. The have gambling machines and pool tables. It is very well ventilated so it’s not smoky. Great establishment in New Orleans. I will definitely be back.
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love this place
“I wear my sunglasses at night….” yeah and it’s to see Visions all over again. I’ll confess that you won’t find me in men’s clubs often. However I’m from Houston, went to college in Dallas, and have spent my share of time in Vegas. I tell you that to tell you this: I’ve been to some amazing clubs over the years. Visions is easily the most fun I’ve had in a long time.We were here for a bachelor party for one of my LSU buddies, and got this recommendation from a fellow groomsman who lives in NOLA. Thank you my man! Beers were $4, the most expensive dance is $30, and there’s no rip-off champagne room every girl is trying to get you into for $300. Best part: a cheap and thorough humiliation of the bachelor on stage. Larry Flint’s, for example, wants a couple hundered just to give some half-ass show to your buddy on stage. We paid $85 and it was hilarious. Of course the real deal is that the girls are smokin and friendly.So there you have it: hot chicks, cheap beer, and bargain basement prices to humiliate your closest friends. What more do you want? Free drinks? OK – the bachelor gets 5 of em w/ his cover. How sweet is that?!
wow
This is on downman, not the Quarter. The neighborhood is recovering, but I’m a white boy from out of state and no bad s*** happened to me whenever I visited. Girls are hot and will be frisky (no one as far as I know will on a date, but no place has given me a better lap dance).
To get there: Take the Chef Man__eur (US 90) exit and drive to the corner of Downman and US 90 then turn away from I-10, three blocks or so and Visions will be on your left.
I didn’t get her name but the short petite blond has the best lap dances
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I used to work here but I had to move back home,I really miss this place and though I may never be back,I will never forget all the fun I had.Lots of love and kisses.Girls if they will hire you take the job.Guys if you want a hella good time go here.
Weird Club.. the except when they are on stage the girls ignore you… felt like I had to beg for a lap dance except when they are on stage the girls hung out with each other or their boy friends. Don’t know how any of them made a living.
I will be back to visit the club again!!!
good club on fri/sat night. actually off the chain. during the week at night isn’t all that great. but during the week, during the day nothing but good time. I WILL BE BACK.
Had the unfortunate coincidence of coming on a slow night so this place might be great on another day. The Good: drinks are pretty cheap, especially in comparison to French Quarter strop clubs; the bartender is very cool; the environment is pretty relaxed and the setup seems ideal to be entertained without much effort. The selection of music wasn’t terrible. Cover charge was awesome and included a free beer!The Bad: the level of dancer attractiveness was meh saved for two dancers. Everyone seemed to be going through the motions on a slow night (just like at any job). The bar selection was also pretty meh, so keep your drink orders simple. The private dance prices were high enough that my friend immediately thought “they must have a union!” (which was great for the ladies, not so much for budget patrons). Some price concessions on a slow night would’ve made us spend more money but c’est la vie. It was very cool to get a 20 sec private dance from each lady after the main performance, and which is also your opportunity to tip her for the main show. Kudos to most of the ladies for still giving effort on the main stage.Overall a decent but not memorable experience.
i like visions a lot. it’s the anti-bourbon street strip club where the girls aren’t junkies and the management isn’t pimping them. i often go in the afternoons (friday or saturday) and look for a specific dancer (long black hair, big blue eyes, huge tattoo down her left side) who is as great a conversationalist at the seat next to you as she is dancing on the stage.and there IS a stage. with mirrors and poles in between the two bars which also serve as platforms for the girls to dance upon (as others have mentioned). the stage/bar setup is and interesting being a fan of the out-of-the-ordinary, i like it.i also like that this is a “locals” club. no drunken tourists and college spring break frat boys. the second time i visited, the bartender, joe, remembered me. same with the doorman. it’s that kind of attention and attitude that makes me return.another good thing is that the club isn’t filled with oversized t-shirt wearing thugs staring at the girls, texting bullshit to their dope customers, and not tipping because when the girl dances over to you at the bar, you have to give her a buck or two or you’ll get kicked out. there are no booths or tables. it’s a slick way to make money and if you’re in a boobie bar, you shouldn’t have any complaints about it, because that’s what you’re supposed to be there for.as a former employee of strip clubs, nothing gets the girls and staff more upset than guys who just sit and stare and nurse one warm beer. visions is a bit more lively than that.then there are the dance, vip and party rooms. recently the club changed some rules and prices for these services and without going into detail, i like it. from what i can tell, the girls make more money and dancers with money are happy dancers.(laughing!)finally, i went on my birthday and got five free drinks. seriously. five. its not really free because you ought to tip well, but sheesh, three bucks a beer at a boobie bar where strippers are kissing your cheeks and rubbing your freshly shaved head with their boobies? what’s not to like?”a round for each of these lovely ladies, joe!”i’ve visited all the different rooms, all with the same dancer (mentioned above), and always get what i pay for and then some. having visited strip clubs from los angeles to tampa and phoenix to houston, it’s easy to say visions is my favorite. for local new orleanians, it’s worth the drive east over the high rise for these reasons and more.
damn i love this club….go on saturday during the day or sunday night look for pleasure….she’s the best!!!!!!!!
nice club
Went on Wednesday night, dancer to customer ratio was even. Was asked for a dance 5 times. First two no dice. But they really didn’t try. Third was skinny with all kinds of piercings and covered in tats, with blue hair. Good conversation. Rate her about a 6. Got a dance because at least she talked. Dance sucked. She was trying to coax me into the party room. $125 for the room, 300 for “whatever”. I might have considered it if her dance was better. Then was hounded by black girl. Good looking, big tits. Wasn’t from New Orleans and I would have gotten a dance but dropped some hints that made me think I wouldnt enjoy. Finally, got the girl I was waiting for. 5’11” goddess without high heels. Fake tits and perfect ass. Got a dance and she offered party room, for way cheaper than skinny girl. We negotiated the dance services. Went with her and she never charged me for the original dance. Party room was incredible. Closed door room for 30 minutes. She did the job she promised. Awesome. I will be back when I am in New Orleans again.
good times, good times
You can have Bourbon Street, I’m going back to Vision’s!
I don’t like strip clubs and they just don’t do much for me so about the only time I’m in one is when I get dragged along by my friends. On one such occasion I got dragged into this joint. What I found extremely amusing about this place, out in the middle of nowhere in New Orleans East, was that the girls just parade around on top of the bar. The great thing about this place is they don’t completely rip you off on their drink prices like 99% of all other such establishments as this. If you have the need of a strip club for a bachelor party, birthday, or whatever else this is probably the best place in the NOLA area to do it.