Lido Lounge

0 reviews for “Lido Lounge”

1. My family lives in Hawaii. Sometimes I get really lonely. I go here and have a nice lady hold me and cuddle me and tell me, “It’s ok Dorothy… You’re home now!” I don’t remember her name but she has stars that start on her stomach and I’m not sure where they end? Her name was either Henna or Hannah I think.

2. Last time I went here I got molluscum contagiosum and Hepatitis C. Be careful boys. The BBFS was not worth it!!!!

3. Lido Lounge is one of the two strip clubs I’ve ever been to in CLE and I’d say it’s the least lady friendly of the two.Now that’s not to say it isn’t lady-friendly at all! In fact, both my visits the girls were really into chatting with me and seemed a lot less intimidated by females. However, my first visit here was much more enjoyable than my most recent. The girls just didn’t seem to be interested in being there this time. There was no one dancing when we came in and they’d been open for 1.5 hours. One girl was super enthusiastic about being there–she was great–really chatty and fun. There was only one other girl out and she was one her phone. Yikes. Every one else was still in the back room getting ready. Since the dancing is the best part for me, it sure did kill my vibe that all the girls were still getting ready 1.5 hours into open business hours. I never have to pay the cover charge, so that doesn’t bother me. But I do kind of hate the fact that the bar doesn’t take credit cards. And don’t even think about that ATM in there unless you want to eat a $6 surcharge. But it is a seedy strip club, so just come with cash and you’ll be all set. What kind of killed it for me this time around was actually the clientele. There was the creepiest of creeps ever at the bar. I was there with my significant other and this balding, middle-aged man couldn’t care less. He kept trying to make eye-contact with me and when I walked past to leave, he stuck his arm out to try to grab my backside. I don’t know who he thought he was, but there is a clear difference between at lady at a strip club and the girls who work there to make money. He was the reason we left.

4. The Lido is an interesting place. On one hand it’s a total sh*t stain of a titty bar, and usually has girls that are not too easy on the eyes. On the other hand this places seems to be where decent lookers go if they get fired from one of the, ahem, classier establishments.There’s a VIP area that seems to be open to pretty much anyone who feels like walking in.Enter at your own risk, and make sure you have hand sanitizer.

6. MARCH MADNESS AT VANITY COLUMBUS!! $2.00 SKYY VODKA ALL FLAVORS AND $2.00 BOTTLE BEER FOR THE MONTH OF MARCH!!

7. yuck…disgusting…

8. Love this place and the DJ tuesday is awesome. New speakers all over. this place is really turning around!!!!

9. Awwwww shit! They got a new sign! Stay classy, Lido Lounge!

10. VANITY HAS $1.00 BOTTLE BEERS ALL DAY ALL NIGHT ALL DOMESTICS. NO COVER BEFORE 9PM. COME JOIN US FOR OUR SUPER BOWL PARTY FEB.6TH.

11. Under new owner. Lots of new girls. Perfect location right off I90. Great drink prices.

12. Went to this place a couple times this summer. The dancers — all of whom are average or worse — each seemed to be more interested in doing everything but dance. Met I nice girl, Wendy, who was great conversation but past her prime. A few of the other girls were scary…they seemed to be either drunk or on something.

    I won’t be going back.

13. They had the good dj work this whole week, was nice i went twice. he said they are lettin him fix the sound with new speakers and such. his music will be tight after that.

14. If you notice, theres 1 star. Now, dont get it twisted, I love this place, that one star is like a 5 but a 1…? Anyways, a dance and a nightcap is on your mind, set your GPS this direction. Girls may not be the prettiest, but they’ll rub one out with some meshies on. Anyone from this side of town knows the legendary Lidos, i whatever respect you would like to look at it? On a good drunken night, this is the last place you should be before you head home. Thanks girls, keep up the good/grimy work youre known for….

15. The cover is only $5, lap dances $10. It is always a good idea to go here! It really is like the Players Club! A stripper once grabbed the Heineken bottle from my hand and threw it at some dude!

16. This club is gross!! I danced here and I was told many times I looked to good n innocent to work there. If you like fat gross ugly girls then this place is for you. I had my friends come up there when i was working…how embarassing! The girls there look prego, or have had like 4 kids and there bodies can def. show that!! They need to realize there not 20 and hot anymore and its time to put the heels up for retirement!!! I will never step foot in that ghetto ass club again…U can find me at christies!!

17. ghetto trash hookers. Nigger loving nasty bitches. Welfare taking, food stamp loving fat whores.

18. Looks like Lido’s clean up their act, had better quality of girls at the club. Got rid of the fat heffers that were there in the past. Will go back to make sure this was not a mirage!

19. Need to be loaded by the time you get here, rule one.Two, girls may not be the prettiest but neither are you, that’s why you paying to see some pussy.Correction to other review: This place in not like Pinky’s or Ambers.Pinky’s was heaven on earth. Best bang for your buck by far.Ambers is a bit pricier and has a nipple makeup requirement.They are not the dregs of Cleveland’s adult entertainment world, what was the place that got drummed out cause of Tremont’s gentrification, some sorta fox? That was worse.A few years ago I went by myself and walked up to some lady wearing Ann Bancroft in the Graduate type Merry Widow (which should have tipped me off for what was to come).When she turns around it was like this Amazing Stories I saw when I was little about a guy who invents a scientific solution that turns magazine pictures into real life. First he did it with a poodle and that worked out good but when he did it to a CheeseCake photo the lady had her face down, and when she looked up, SHE WAS REALLY A SKELETON.So when the lady turned around it was sorta like that. But I’m a gentleman in a club for me so I got a dance. Old lady stale cigarette smoke sorta does it for me in a way. I’m scum, but I will be angelic trash and scum. And a plain creep.Another time I went to the VIP with a girl who took me out right away cuz she didn’t like the sorta people that were already in there and showed me a rebel flag tattoo.There usually a few pretty girls, but gotta warn ya, the good looking sophisticated guys like me are usually monopolizing there attention.

20. What can I say about the Lido? Well, it seems to be the butt of everyone’s jokes yet the parking lot is always packed. $5.00 entry and they don’t take debit cards at the bar. As far as strip clubs go….well, they have boobs. Need I say more?

21. They have a transvestite working here.

22. CHEERLEADERS GENTLEMEN’S CLUB will be opening January 28, 2009!!! This 16 thousand sq ft Adult Entertainment Complex offers state-of-the-art light, sound and we have hand-selected hundresd of the area’s Hottest Ladies!!! Come down and Play With Us!! We’re at 3100 Liberty Avenue Pittsburgh and open daily noon till 2AM BEAUTIFUL ENTERTAINERS: WE WILL BE OPEN JANUARY 28TH 2009!!! Tons of you have already applied at Cheerleaders Gentlemen’s Club, but in case you’re still on the fence, come down & see what a spectacular establishment you could be working for!!! We are taking applications M-F 10 am till 6pm. Give us a call & come down today!!CHEERLEADERS GENTLEMEN’S CLUB 3100 Liberty Avenue Pittsburgh 412-281-3110

23. fine

24. Once upon a time it was 2011, my boyfriend had just broke up with me and then I turned 30 and thought it would be a good idea to start drinking heavily and visit strip clubs by myself.Nothing weird or sad about that right.I respect sex workers of all kinds. It’s a living. And pretty honest compared to a lot of jobs like say professional sports players or politicians.As a single woman at a strip club, I find I either piss off the strippers or make the strippers so happy because perhaps I am less threatening than all the men that they encounter each night.I had my first lap dance at Lido’s Lounge. She had braces and a pink ribbon tattoo which I inquired about and was informed it was because her mom has cancer, she has cancer and so does her daughter. That is why she dances.Another visit I had a dancer pretty much pull my breast out of my shirt and put it in her mouth and give me her phone number. I still don’t know how I feel about that.Over all they were fine experiences.

25. It was a Fri late night and me and my buddy decided to try out lidos. First off mostly all of the dancers are either overweighted or ugly ducklings. you had about 2 out of the 12 women who were there that looked half decent. No private rooms. The VIP area is accessible to anyone. And they have a $5 cover charge. I sit down and one dancer comes up to me smelling like cigs and musk., asking me to buy her a drink.. seriously!?..

26. I would say for this club i visited last saturday,it was a nice size considering the cover and amount of girls.Some were ok looking,then a couple were drop dead Gorgeous(Cherry and Merlinna) If you are looking for a good time and not breaking the bank like almost all strip clubs to these days. I recommend the LIDO LOUNGE

27. Some diamonds in the rough. Overall, good value for the money and generally very good service.

28. could be better if the girls would use their brains ans stop playing ghetto music

29. OK, some of the girls here are a little curvy, but if you like real women – this is an OK spot. Yes, the usual drink and dance hustles – but all in how it’s done. Dig this: Wasn’t inside the door for 30 seconds and some dancer with a bad cough starts following me and being pushy about a dance. No chance. Another catches my eye and we exchange a wink and a nod. Well – after a drink or two while scoping out the smorgasboard, “Serenity” finds me and we enjoy a few drinks, a few nice table dances – and move on. Had another table dance from a different semi-pushy dancer that that was disappointing. Hint: Try the seductive approach.