Houston Dolls Cabaret

0 reviews for “Houston Dolls Cabaret”

1. So this place is a rathole…straight up.Pros: naked girls, somewhat cheap drinks compared to other places, cover charge for a friday night is 10 dollarsCons: very FEW naked girls (Friday night should have the “A” crowd, not that night i went, i swear i have bigger boobs than some girls. place is somewhat small.), parking lot is small…and they charge you 5 dollars to park there, not to valet or anything like that, just to park there. Better places to go, St James which is about 300 feet to the east, visible from the parking lot. St James has great looking girls, but a bit more expensive. Think of Houston dolls as the dollar general of strip clubs and St James as Wal-Mart with more selection and a bit more expensive

3. fat dancers

   high prices

4. Was pleasantly surprised. Now I haven’t been to the best strip clubs, but most of the one’s I’ve been to scare the shit out of me. Everyone is pretty nice here. Pros: You will be respected. You will not get mugged! 🙂 Music I found to be very good. They seemed to avoid that typical top 40 and bad edm club music. Dubsteb was like 5 years ago.Cons:Seems like they don’t have as many girls as they should. I remember a period of about 20+ minutes or so, where there was no one on stage. It was pretty awkward. But at the same time you kind of have to give the business a break as if seems they are on hard times.Drinks around $5, which is pretty average for going out. In the end check it out. See for yourself. Do you vibe with or not?

5. By the way, the club is located on the east side of 45, not the west as the map indicates

6. They have lost their license so it’s a bikini club at best! Ho-Hum dancers with a few lookers.

7. I was disappointed by this club. I went there early on a Friday night (7-8:30pm) to see what this place was like. That was an hour and a half that I can’t get back of my life. I don’t know if the club gets any better after that, but I wasn’t wasting my time to find out.

   There was 1 dancer at that time, and 7-8 waitresses with about 15-20 guys.

   When I walked in I thought this club could have some promise by the sound system and set up, but there just wasn’t anything to keep me there.

8. Hottest women ive ever seen. There’s something here for everyone. Drink prices are ok but the service makes up for it.

10. FAT GIRLS, WATERED DOWN DRINKS, HIGH PRICES

11. They got their license back…. and it’s BETTER THAN EVER!!!!

12. William G you must like paying $600 dollar used toilet paper, Houston dolls is more fun & exciting females, much more ethnicities…St.james is all white girls skinny boney fake butts,Houston dolls is where the real fun is at!!!Cheap drinks, loud great music, dark scene, sexy girls…they show titties big or small :)))))I’d recommend it to people who enjoy live energy & fun beautiful girls 😉