Henry the VIII

85 reviews for “Henry the VIII”

1. What happened to Victoria, the little blond? Ain’t seen her since winter.

2. Voted Michigan’s Best Place to Find a Clogged Toilet for years running!

3. Ex-Prisoner’s, low life’s, and inbred hillbillies work there. Sometimes (barely) there are some quality, friendly people, and they know who they are!
   Fire that pig DJ Penny, and make it a safe environment!
   Nasty felons that are all related to each work there. The place needs to be audited and shut down.
   I feel sorry for the few good one’s that got malnipulated to work there. Hire quality people, these clubs owners make over a million a year, definitely paying the city!

4. All big girls no small hot chicks

5. this club is the WORST place I have ever been

   Bathroom covered in shit and toilet paper. Girls are fat and nasty. Private room is a dark digusting room with no carpet and metal folding chairs. No valet. Manager was nice. Dressing room was the size of my closet, one girl at a time lol NEVER EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

6. love it

7. The club needs remodeling, drinks are way to high, and the DJ sucks, I would come back to this club for only one reason Sugar! Sugar has the best body in that place and she gives the best lap dances ever! What can I say her body is rockin ! Some those other girls need to go work out they are too fat!

8. A great Place to Unwind After work . I was in here Two Wednesdays ago , They Had 5 Dollar Bears and a Buffet of Food , There are some really great Hottie’s and Some that were not , Some really dirty , some Really clean and sweet , I like to come here unwind with some clean and Sweet , I’m a Married man and i Like the Company of Good clean sweet Girls . Was Over all a.Good Experience . I did not like the Junkie’s , they seem to come outta the “woodwork’ so to say , Offering strange act’s , Beware of them . So yeah come on Down and Have a great Time And unwind , You can start here and go to the ‘sister’ bar Bogart’s or start at Bogart’s and end up Here .

9. 70 DOLLARS A NIGHT TO WORK HERE, PLACE IS DISGUSTING AND DIRTY, AND ALL THE GIRLS ARE COWS NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. If your into brown sugar Chasey and Reese are as HOT as it gets!!

11. Girls come,girls go.I have seen some hot some not.Cant beat $5.00 to get in but hate the charge for wristband to “vip”.Its a dirty,room with crappy chairs and some dude just stares at you.

12. Do not go on $10 dance nights. They bring in Waitress/Dancer who will con you out of many drinks. Can you buy me a drink..oh can you buy my girfriend a drink.

    FU..I will never be back Stay Away!

13. This is a sister club to Henry the viii south and bogarts lounge. $5 cover charge. VIP wristband $10. Beer was $6.50. This place is a dive bar just like the sister clubs. It has more of a biker bar feel to it than the rest of them. if you are leaving their sister club Bogarts, ask the door man for a free pass to come here and he will likely have one.

14. have not been in the club for awhile my favorite girl remembered me i still love it

15. Attention all Customers

    BEWARE OF YOUR ACTIVITES

    A waitress who works at Henry VIII on Middlebelt states that the club has high tech enhanced audio and video taping throughout the whole place including VIP rooms and rest rooms. No places in these clubs are private. Please be careful of your activities because they can show up on you-tube or somewhere it should not be. A WORD TO THE WISE

18. sucks and is a whore house now

19. overpriced drink prices,terrible management,so so on the ladies,my advice,go to bogarts,you’ll have a better time.Day and nights in this bar is turning into a real shit hole,too many dancers are complainers like your around your wife 24/7,who wants that crap.

20. I love all of thoes girls…best hamiltion bar ever!

21. Who is the old red head working tonight

24. Got pulled over after leaving this club last night….yep DUI Started thinking, I had some words with the VIP door guy. My friend tells me he is a cop or retired cop. Fuck that guy. Snitches get stitches bitch boy. He was about 5’8-5’10 with redish blonde short hair, cop cut style. H edid wear a black baseball hat most the night.

25. The Girls are the Best part of this bar.Had fun and will be back

26. my favorite club

30. Hadn’t been in years, all the furniture is gone and now it’s just tables and chairs, mostly chairs. Now it’s like being in someone’s old nasty basement. VIP area is cold and there are just chairs scattered everywhere, it’s like the cellar of the basement. BUT, there are some chicks here that might make the visit worth while if you play your cards right. They had buckets of beer for an ok price. Cover is only $5, parking is free, no coat check. Dances should always be $10, not just on Monday. I paid $10 for dances on a Thursday……just play your cards right.

32. This bar is disgusting, dingy and dirty. Needs remodeling, I havent been in here for years. Glad to see Carol finally retired, but I see they kept the pig Anita working, she is by far the worst DJ, horrible all she does is sit her fat ass in the booth and text on her phone or whatever she was doing. When are her days off so I can come back without her. Girls are bad and good, Maria is pretty but snobby,I enjoyed myself for the most part.

33. yes drink prices are a bit pricey.there has been good looking women here lately,but just depends what shift and day you come in on.there is a big difference in women as in looks,between dayshift & nightshift.

34. I stop by here every couple of months for their $10 dance night. You’re not going to find the hottest girls in town, but they are willing to work for their money and not too picky. It’s kind of like going to TJ Maxx for clothes. Everything isn’t great, but if you’re willing to look, you can find a nice value for your $$$.

35. SEE YOU ON THE 4th………….

36. CANNOT BELIEVE HOW FAT THE DANCERS ARE HERE!!!

    I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE BEEN TO A “STRIP CLUB” WHERE ALL THE GIRLS ARE OBESE!!! THIS IS MOST DEFINITELY THE WORST SHITHOLE I HAVE EVER STEPPED FOOT INTO!! THEIR VIP IS A DIRTY ROOM FILLED WITH FOLDING METAL CHAIRS, AND THE REST OF THE CLUB IS FILLED WITH STAINED FOLDING CHAIRS AND FOLD OUT TABLES!! FELT LIKE I WAS AT A TRAILER PARK GARAGE SALE!!! THE STAGES HAVE NO STAIRS TO GET UP ON STAGE, AND THE POLES ARE CORRODED PIPES, HOPE I DIDN’T CATCH TB TOUCHING IT!! REAL DANCERS THAT DONT WEIGH MORE THAN 200 POUNDS SHOULD NOT EVEN CONSIDER THIS PLACE!! NEVER AGAIN!!

37. Update – I went to this place with some buddies and we had some cash – Here’s what we bought. Hand job from Chastity, Blow job from Gemini, Blow job and sex from Danielle, Blow jobs from Candi, Blow job from ICE (black girl) – and to top it off – Blow job and hand job from Alexis (Fat girl).. If you want it – you got it here.. Girls aren’t very good looking but – if you just want to get off – bring rubbers here !! Oh Yeah – Give the Bouncer Five bucks and you’ll have total privacy.

38. this club is not much fun…..a lot of bad attitudes around….and the place looks worn out.

39. Drinks are over priced., plus extra charge for vip room.

40. Overpriced bar with a wasted cover charge and ugly dancers fat waitstaff overpriced watered down drinks and a loud mouth manager.

41. I was in there this pass Saturday and recieved ad ance from Sugar. I had a great time and wanted to say Sugar is one the best dancer you have not only good on the eyes but intelligent! I will be back for her! Club needs remodeling but you have great staff over there!

42. This bar is okay some stunners pass through now and then. Daytime cover charge wack,$10 to go int the vip wack,some of the highest drink prices around. Not as much fun as it used to be the owner does not want to lose another liqour license cant blame him.

43. love you maria

44. Man i loved this Topless Bar, my favorite in the whole area, all the girls are HOT AS HELL!!!

45. Stopped by this place last week. Arab doorguy offered my VICODIN and then asked if I wanted Extras from Girls – and to just TIP him. Then I got a drink, took a girl to the VIP and the Other doorguy was selling AVON products. Seriously, What the HELL happened to this place ???

46. Don’t waste your money

47. Not the classiest joint, but no e mix of girls and. Colors. Nice dances.and extras if wanted. Not a lot of silicone here, but I am partial to real tits!

49. I GLAD ANITA PASSED AWAY

    SHE WAS A PIG

50. Dayshift. The food is good orher rhan that its a hit and miss

51. Another board indicates the local LE was in questioning the girls this weekend. Just a heads up.

52. The worst strip club that I have been to in the Downriver Area. Ugly dancers and I left after 20 minutes at the club and probably will never go back. Dirty bar.

54. THE GOOD GIRLS SHOULD TAKE OVER AND BOUNCE THE HOES

55. I got everything I wanted here. Except for the gloomy interior, the nite was good.

56. What a waste

57. Was here last week the lasies here arent that attractive but the extras are there. When is the best time to come here for some fun?

58. Cleaning the place up NICE!…FOOD is better also

59. Thay have a new waitress, damn she is HOT, wish they would put her on stage…nice face, nice tits, and a strip club oddity-a BRAIN to have a decent convo with. NICE! really want a lap dance with HER!!!

60. OH MY GOD…R.I.P. Who killed Henerys

61. what is the puertonegro dancers name?

62. The $20 Blow Job from Kim/hallie? That was fired for

    drugs at Cheetas, was great, only took theDoctor 6

    weeks to cure the blisters and redness & flaking.

63. the puertonegro you’re takling about is Bianca

64. Atmosphere is fair, could be better,Drinks okay,could be cheaper,AJ is about the hottest little mama in town,Priceless.:)

65. The thing i love about this club is you dont have to feal like you have to have a suit and tye to be considered a great costemer. Really layed back astmospher. Girls ar alot of fun.

66. Girls are making $$$ at the PLAYHOUSE. GO there and I’ll buy more dances than you’ve ever done in one night. I”ll pay you more to coomme.

67. i really love this place. the girls are awesome. my only complaint would be the expensive drinks.

68. This place is on the rise…..

69. with about as much understanding of current economic factors–That’s how I’d describe the old worn-out dancers here. If I come in to a modest blow-and-go bar (where the pole is purely decorative) at 2pm on a slow sunday afternoon and get the hard hustle from old/strung-out hookers, I at least expect the extras to cost less than the damn Fight Club. 50 NOT for an HJ, but JUST touch it? And you’ve retroactively decided that’s PER song?! Do I want to pay 170 to drive into that long stretch of bad road you call a face? Only my silent rage kept me from laughing my ass off. BUT, if you just treat them like homeless bums trying to wash your windshield, you’ll eventually see some young cuties. HOLD OUT until you see them (They’re in the VIP, because they don’t scare the customers away). I saw two solid 7s and an FC quality 9 by the time I was ready to leave. Now the nubile hotties could get away with 100-150 for a blow without argument but the incredibly pushy, upselling, cheating, worn-out crack hoes need to get a better handle on the concept of fair market value. Pros: Some real cute pearls among the swine, more VIP privacy than Bogart’s, decent music/DJ, extras are the rule rather than the exception, cool bouncers, surprisingly sweet and attentive bartender.

71. fire the new manager, sent him back to michigan ave….

72. SHIT HOLE

73. getting better each time I go there!

75. Sucks, good place toraid

76. A little sewedy but then that is what we look for in a strip club. Girls aren’t 10’s but they are girls and most of it don’t find 10’s that want to be part of our life. Had a good time and that is what it was about.

78. What happened to this place ?? I waiting almost 10 minutes for a drink – My Waitress was drunk (or High) – I went to the Manager – who looked like he just went to a Flea market and HE was drunk, The Doorman had a Beer in his Hand – What is GOING on – Can I PLEASE get a Drink and enjoy MYSELF ??? Going to Criket.

80. Can we say dump?

81. New girl who’s got the figure of a 12year old boy and a bird on her chest was too pushy last night. I wasn’t interested she put me off the whole place. Wasn’t all her fault tho none of the girls were hot like Dallas. I left to check out what Bogarts had to offer and found a cute little spinner there. She got most of my money and earned it

82. goodness. where to start??

    the old granny bartender/waitress is rude as fuck. demands that you chain buy drinks. its like bitch get off my back, I just had 2 shots of liquor

    the girls? well I reviewed the 3 that arent scary in the comments section. thus, you may count on 1 single hand the number of hot ones here, and you wouldnt even need every finger

    the parking lot, as I mentioned in the comment section, is a joke. miata driver beware, you might sink into a pothole

    verdict?? avoid this dump

83. I miss Carol, but the new mngmnt has it under control

84. Since they fired the Manager Dusty the bar has great declined. The girls appearance is average to poor. The prices of the drinks are crazy. The bar is in need of some serious remodeling!!

85. I just come here to see Ashley she’s the best dancer and I hope I can come in again soon and see her.