Club 205

0 reviews for “Club 205”

1. Great looking dancers. Decent prices for food. Great drinks. Staff was all very friendly. The dancers were all healthy looking.

2. By far my fav strip club in Portland. I hang out with all guy’s so I go to a lot of clubs here in town. The girl’s at 205 are gorgeous and it feels like a party. People are interactive and happy, as opposed to sitting around throwing money at people. Go for “two for Tuesdays”…2 girls on stage at a time, at times choreographed. I am not a stripper but I am a dancer so I respect work off the pole

3. Worst service. Wanted to give my wife a table dance spend money refused entry at 1:34 am.

4. Oh Boy were these girls SMOKIN! i had an amazing time here – so did my husband =) the girls were very respectable and i enjoyed every moment- ladies- take your men here !

5. Most beautiful dancers and really sweet in really great hamburgers and fries and great prices and great location across the street from mystic

6. I was just here this last weekend with a friend for our favorite Watermelon Long Island Iced Tea and cheap food. And I was surprised that I never noticed on their cheap “happy hour” menu (which is good on the weekends until 12 am) the Mini Cheeseburger Sliders with sauteed onions with crinkled fries for only $2.75! So, along with our order of $1.50 tator tots and $2.00 mini corndogs, we got the mini cheeseburger sliders and they were so freakin’ YUMMY!!! I love anything mini–they seem to always taste better when you know they can go down in one bite! The burger wasn’t overcooked and came out all nice and hot with perfectly melted cheese dripping a bit on the sides and topped with sauteed onions and a couple of sliced pickles on the side. They also surprisingly came with a pretty big side of crinkled fries!! Definitely the most flavorable burger sliders I’ve had–even way better than the Ruth Chris’ angus burger sliders I had in NYC during happy hour! But then of course, I was pretty hungry that night. Anyways, forget the fried mushrooms and mini corndogs now… I mean–I’ll still get them when I’m at 205 but the mini cheeseburger sliders are definitely going to be the first food item I get when I’m there and my “regular” order!! YUMMMMM… I would have upated my review to 5-stars but I wasn’t very impressed by the “talent” that was there that night. It’s like–where did most of the hot girls go??? Don’t get me wrong, they were still pretty cute and relatively attractive dancers and this gentleman’s bar is definitely a lot cleaner than most of the others, but the talent there were defiintely not the same quality of girls that were there before. And what the hell… why are the male patrons there starting to bother us and trying to hit up on the female patrons there–that’s what the dancers are there for! Sheeesh… let us eat our cheap food, catch up with our friends while critquing the talent with a hawk eye, and visit with our most favorite and awesome waitress, Melissa!!

7. One of best places in portland. Hot girls from 1030am to close. 1.50

   beers but it is small and could use upgrades inside. Private dances

   are weak compared to other portland clubs.

8. I must admit that my expectations were low when I walked into a place named after a business loop freeway. However, the talent was phenomenal. The 3 pillars of Portland Peeler Clubs were in full effect: 1) no cover 2) full bar 3) full nudity. Nothing new if you’ve been around in Portland, but still a winning combination.Some of the other places that I’ve been to (see my list of Peeler Bars) have a pretty unfriendly security staff. (The place I”m specifically thinking of rhymes with “Massy’s”.) These guys were friendly and professional. It was a nice surprise.Go for the talent. Stay for the talent. There is a Taco Bell right down the street for your late night dining pleasure. Not a bad combination.I’d like to also point out that then the smoking ban in all bars in Oregon goes into effect in January 2009, my review will go from 4 stars to 5.

9. Hottest dancers I’ve seen anywhere. Well except Vegas

10. Worst place I’ve ever been to. I will never come back to this place in Oregon. Spent $500 with the homies there treated the ladies nice and never even got a lap dance. Talk about some dumb women. Go chase the dumb fucks who don’t have $ and ignore nice paying customers.

11. best strip club in portland!!!!

12. Awesome club, was great…..but…..Stripper asked to hit my e cigarette, I said NO, so she had the bouncer kick us out….highly questionable

13. First club I’ve ever been too. I thought when you go to a titty bar you see tittys. Only 1 girls had actual tits the rest, my brother has bigger tits. They’re actually cute in the face though! And two for Tuesday’s was pretty cool. Aren’t you supposed to get aroused when they dance for you. Didn’t happen to me. Haha what a bust oh well.

14. We left a couple places and ended up at this old favorite, glad we did the dancers were top notch and the waitress was great. This would have been a 5 star but Thursday the night we went the bartender was the only weak link. No cover, good drink selections and overall good staff makes this a good spot to check out. A couple small changes or a small updates and this could be a 5 star

15. So I used to say that Casa Diablo was THE strip club to go to in PDX, I was wrong.I was introduced to the joys of Club 205 last month and I’m wondering what took so long. The girls are cute (some hot, some not so hot) and the staff is friendly, there are three stages…you’re thinking yeah yeah same with every other strip club.No.As a female it’s hard to impress me as a stripper. Yeah you have boobs, they look nice, but what else? These strippers are full of character. I didn’t catch their names but there are a few that I got excited to see them walk up to our stage. Some that can really put on a show and others that are funny as hell. There’s something about a beautiful naked lady sprawled out in front of you cracking jokes. That’s hot.Top that will no cover and you got a winner.My only advice is come prepared with ones. We had a couple times where we were trying to get change but the waitress was all out.

16. Wife and I took some out of town friends here last night (after a poor decision to go the Spearmint Rhino…see my other review from the same night), great dancers, cheap drinks, and friendly and efficient staff. Girls were way better dancers, better pole work by far, better looking, you name it. Nine out of ten girls were knockouts, one or two were more interested in talking then dancing but there were three stages going all night so it wasn’t an issue. No hard push for lap dances and all the girls were super nice. We will be back for sure!

17. Beautiful women, great food and drinks at great prices. Private dance area is small and only accomodates one or two ladies at a time. Portland’s no touch rules take the value out of the private dances. Great place otherwise with 20% of the customers being ladies.

18. small but excellent club. All the girls were totally hot. the club is run down though doesnt look like much onthe outside and also dirty inside…but great value on drinks food and especially the dancers.

19. This club was over all okay. The dancer were really hot but kept talking between themselfs about “not-so-sexy” things and were not really motivated. One just stood there for half a song. Plus, It was really dirty. Not in the good way we normally think about but like watch where you sit kinda dirty. I have been to juice bars better than this.

20. Eat Steak & Look at Steak!My friends and I usually go here at least three times a month and that’s a lot for a bunch of girls. However, we come here moreso for the food and drink, not much for the entertainment. Plus, its the best place for us to all meet up and not have to drive far. The entertainment can be very amusing depending on what girl is on stage and we usually can get our drink on for a very reasonable price. Its a great place to pre-funk and there’s usually a decent amount of female partons there with their signifcant others or like me w/their friends. The menu is mostly bar food, but the food is pretty darn good and they have a decent selection of steaks. How many places can you say that you actually dare eat at that has naked girls dancing around??? I know in WA, i dare not eat anything there, let alone drink their water. However, this place is different because their sanitation is 100x better and they make a decent effort to make it presentable. Now, don’t expect 5-star service or presentation because it is a strip bar and the most expensive item is probably no more than $11! All i know is i can get a full meal there less than what i pay for a burger meal at any McDonalds! Plus, i get to drink cold beer or some hard liquor, depending what my mood is w/my meal. I usually like to take friends or relative from out of state here because they love the entertainment. The girls there are usually pretty and they sure can “drop it like its hot” on stage. Most of my friends find it fascinating how they are able to shake their booties in many positions, especially the ones from out of the country. I really love their popcorn shrimp and beer battered mushroom! I sometime do take-out because its worth it for the price i pay. The quantities are usually generous and its cheaper than a lot of bars. Its the place i go to whenever i just wanna chill and eat something quick!

22. This place is awesome. The girls are above average. The food and drinks are cheap, but not compared to Acropolis. There’s no cover charge, which is a plus. I will definitely come back to this place.

23. Excellent service, good menu, the girls are friendly and not all ghetto., these girls actually have class and seem to be very smart and educated. hmm.. but yea if your looking to have a good time and eat good food at a great value this is the place, go check it out yourself though.. don’t forget your ones! HAHA.

24. I don’t do strip clubs but Club 205 is excellent and I would go back anytime. No cover. Clean. Friendly staff (Monique and Chris are awesome). Excellent music including dubstep, rock and hip-hop. Cheap drinks (a little over $5 for a nice hefeweizen). Even without the girls, I’d go just to have a drink and listen to some kick-ass music. The girls are smoking hot and great at what they do. There’s no reason to go anywhere else.

25. The girls here really are young, fresh and sexy… all smiles and ready to make your night fun!Can’t complain about the drinks. It depends on the bartender like anywhere else but normally they’re stronger than average. The food is high quality and worth every penny. I ordered a burger and could hardly finish it because it was so massive.Hands down, best strip club in Portland.

26. This is by far the best strip club in Portland. All of the girls are extremely pretty. The food is amazing (better and cheaper than Red Robin!) The waitresses are quick and friendly. Autumn, Summer, and Karma are my favorite dancers. Autumn is the most graceful dancer I have seen…anywhere, and is so nice. Summer does seriously awesome pole work and is always smiling. Karma is very fun and confident, an all-around great entertainer. I highly recommend 205.

27. This place has the system down!The girls are awesome, they kept the rotation and the place was clean.You could comfortably sit at one table/stage and have all the ladies come to you. Thank you 205!!

28. Went on a Friday around 9pm. Wasn’t too busy at first but they started to pile in later. The drink prices are really good compared to other places $3 for a miller. There are three pole pits, basically a pole in a circular enclosement. Patrons can sit at each pole pit and give tips. The place is not very big. Average cleanliness with a neon red glow thorought the club. The girls are for the most part young with beautiful faces. I’m a boob guy though so they were a little underwhelming for me. But the girls were all fit and hot in other ways. Great pole tricks too, I almost feel like they all went to school for it, lol.

29. Club 205 is, you guessed it, right off the 205. Things that this place has going for them: $8.95 prime rib, $6.95 burgers, no cover, and cheap drinks. The girls are better looking on average, but honestly, that’s not saying much. A missing tooth here a bad boob job there. The Private Room is anything but that. You (or someone else) can purchase a dance, but everyone can see into the “private room”. Depending on who you get, this could be worth it, but remember, no touching!The claim to fame is that they have put the Hooters across the street out of business. Hopefully the girls from Hooters didn’t have a tough time getting jobs at Club 205, it’s the least they could have done.

30. Lovely little divey joint with reasonable food and beer prices. Oh yeah, there’s topless dancers to boot. But come for the food specials. Their cooks ain’t too shabby

32. This place is a happy medium between local bars that happen to have naked wimmins and flashy Vegas joints. Club 205 is all business, but not too stuffy or self important. The girls are usually hot. More likely to be blond and implanted than dyed black and tatt’d up, which is kind of a nice change to what a lot of places are doing now.I haven’t eaten here in a while but i recall the food being pretty good. The bar isn’t very big and sited where you really can’t see any of the stages, which is smart on their part. There’s a smaller bar in the opposite corner where you can be closer to the action. As an aside, places like that, near but not on the stage, are often referred to as “Sniffer’s Row”.The parking lot is small, but I think people get away with parking at the lot of the abandoned Hooter’s across the street.

33. Most beautiful girls ever! Seriously

34. My city tour guide took me here on a whim, plus it was closest to where we were leaving….I was not aware yet what I was to experience…I thought only in movies would you see this type of bar. We walk in about 45 more min to closing time, the bar was pretty full, mainly of the MALE gender aside from the topless dancers & waitresses & MYSELF. Everyone there was super friendly. Some of the dancers should be recruited to Cirque du’ Soleil I tell you…maybe I was tired, maybe because it was almost closing time, maybe it was just the surprise of being taken there, but I was just not feeling it & we left before our first beer. Kudos to all the ladies there !

35. Pushy bartenders. As soon as you walk in they pounce on you, don’t even greet you and insist you buy a drink in order to stay in the club. They also want you to buy the drink right away…..so you haven’t even been inside for a minute and you’re being harassed. So if you were waiting for some friends, you have to believe you would be forced to buy a drink (right away too) even though your friends haven’t yet arrived. I would say their business model is terrible. A customer wants a hassle-free experience so if you’re rude, pushy, harassing them and can’t even be bothered to greet them in the first place…….why the hell would I want to spend money in your place? Stupid idiots.Obviously I didn’t last more than 2 mins 30 seconds in there after being harassed a few times over having to buy a lousy drink. Just not worth the time and trouble.Additional tips:1. The place was pretty cramped.2. Music was some type of rock and roll stuff (not my thing)3. The strippers were all white. No ethnicity variety.4. Stripper were heavily tatted up.5. Parking lot is small.

36. I paid this place a visit on Christmas Eve, and I had a lot of fun. Their Asian dancer with the back piece is arguably the most attractive Asian woman I’ve ever seen. However, the most attractive dancer here asked me, “Can I get a dollar?,” which seemed like the lamest thing ever to me. I mean, she works at a strip club, not a strip charity. She should be willing to work for her money. For this reason, and because some of their dancers were a little stickly, I’m giving this place a 3.

37. very nice Club!!!