Club Sandy

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1. Be sure not to use your credit card at this club–they will rip you off. This is where strippers go out to pasture. They do have a private room where you can pay for a nice “private dance”.

2. Store time (part 2 from Ever green, Part 3 is Bar 7): This place was a little calm. After Evergreen, this place was A LOT BETTER! I instantly demanding my friend buy me drinks. Scored 2 long island teas for free. Can’t complain. The size of the drink was insulting. I didn’t complain…One girl sat next to me, with the approval of my friend -NOT MINES! I was hellah pissed. HELLAH! She talked to me and said, “Are you going to buy me a drink?” I laughed and said it’s on my co-workers tab. He paid…NATURALLY. Quickly after, I excused myself…when I came back they were together.ANOTHER LONG ISLAND ICED TEA! Yea that’s right!!!! FREE of course!Afterwards my co-worker ran away with her in the back room…..X_X what happened remains a mystery. GIMME GIMME drinks 20 bucks each. For a small thing just to talk to the ugly girls. After that headed out to Bar 7 – straight night! My friend wanted to “meet girls.”Synopsis: Um…GHETTO! Much more ghetto-looking than Evergreen. I wouldn’t want to be caught dead here.People: All the girls were Vietnamese, with their accents. There was only one girl that I would go straight for. She was HAWWTTT! What was even more amazing was the fact that a guy that went there was EVEN HOTTER! I wanted to pounce, pounce, pounce! It baffed me as to why he was there…. Later um..a nasty old man came and I instantly knew it was time to go. MAMA-sama was naturally a little biatch, because we were picking up any of her plethora of “WWWOVE YOU WOONNGG TIME” girls.Environment; GHETTOParking: limited

3. On our “No Cover Tour” strip club tour of Honolulu this was our third stop. Rules to remember on a “No Cover Tour”- at least one drink at the strip club and sit at the hot seat for at least one song/round. This was our third stop on this tour we took. First we stopped at Misty 1 and next we went to Red Rose. I didn’t think things could get worse from Misty 1 and it didn’t Red Rose was slightly better, so I was looking forward to the next stop. Was I in for a surprise.We find ourselves in Club Sandy on Keeaumoku. If you want to go to a decent strip club in the Keeaumoku area go to 939. If you are crazy and want to see some messed up stuff you can come here. Note be with friends and intoxicated you don’t want to end up going to a place like this on your own. When we got in here it was as if we went into a time machine. I felt like I was in the late 80s early 90s turns out stripper we see here may have been dancing since that time too. First thing one will probably notice is the place smells like moth balls. I’m talking about an overpowering aroma of moth balls. I find out later its because their urinals are loaded with moth balls. Hey, I guess it might keep the insects out. We ordered beers and decided lets drink them as fast as we can because we couldn’t really stand the smell in the place. We decide whoever is the next person up we will sit at the hot seat and get this over with. I’m pretty sure dancer that went up was definitely over 50. She was friendly said hi to us as we started drinking up our beers so we could leave once the song was over. Dancer smiled at us and she had no teeth! Holy sh** she must have been over 60 then. We stayed for a song paid our dues and quickly got out. I quickly tried my hardest to erase what I saw from my memory. It was pretty gross. In times like this I question why I decide to stroll along with my friends and endure experiences like this. My friend Herald started throwing up right when we got out of the place which surprised me because through the night he has probably drank the least. He then looks up and says “I can’t get the visual out of my head. Just ralphing from visuals. Don’t worry guys.” We then laughed and were off to our next stop on the tour.I say I will never go back to this place but if an opportunity comes to drag an unsuspecting drunk friend here to get lap dances from the stripper with no teeth then I might make an exception.

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