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That Girl • 12/11/2014
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Answer: Heaven. Remember Jamie or Soleil?
Joe • 12/9/2014
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she looks like some hot pussy, I remember her, I think her name was Ashley...??
Con Test • 12/9/2014
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Who can name this former dancer?
Curious George • 7/18/2014
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Sadly, JP's is now closed. According to NBC Washington, the club was evicted on July 17, 2014 from their Wisconsin Avenue site because of a failure to pay rent.
THE CLUB • 7/17/2014
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They are evicted as of today.
Non payment of rent.
6/11/2014
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Who will buy? • 6/10/2014
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It will be interesting to see who winds up with this club. Makes the most sense for another owner to buy it as the licesnse can only remain with the current premises.
Schedule • 12/14/2013
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Looks like it is gone.
Mr. Entertainment • 11/18/2013
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A shame this place has never really taken off. The girls were flat out unattractive on average for months. Now they've added some slightly more attractive dancers but a number of them I recognize have been fired for cause from other clubs. Not the company I want to be keeping.
Obviously, a lot of money was put into the redesign and reconstruction of the old JP's. But the interior is disappointing, particularly now that another "revived" club has reopened recently and is very plush and with a classy look.
I'd like to see this club succeed. Increased local competition actually benefits all local clubs, the dancers, and the customers.
CCR Lawsuit Settles • 7/16/2013
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The word at the Crystal City Sports Pub tonight was that Billy Bayne folded & settled Katie Atkinson's Federal Court lawsuit against Billy today. Billy demanded the terms of settlement be kept confidential.

Any CCR Dancers who haven't been paid minimum wage, contact your lawyers immediately. There is likely a monetary settlement out there for you too. Free money. Just have your lawyer copy the Atkinson lawsuit & file it on your behalf. Billy pussied out after all.
Imminent • 5/29/2013
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Washington Post says ths place will reopen soon. Find the article--some strange political process worth reading about.. Personally , I don't thinik the slightly more sex-oriented tone will work. More community opposition is inevitable against all strip clubs in DC. We'll see. Hope the club succeed as I liked the old JP's
roger • 5/21/2013
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Herd the sports junkies talkken about jp, gonna have private table dances and private rooms
an-X • 6/5/2012
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Happy Birthday Jelly Bean
Danny G • 2/11/2012
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Looking for some of the girls from jps. Especially joey bobbi nikki ally
Native New Yorker • 10/3/2011
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Is this place gonna reopen again? I hope so. It's been since late 2007. I hope it opens up again soon.
dancer • 4/28/2011
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when is this place opening back up? alot of girls want to know
Danny G • 1/14/2011
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YEah it would be a good idea for him to have the old dancers back. i would love to catch up with joey and jade again
old timer • 12/2/2010
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any news on the re-opening ... location and when?
Former dancer ('98) • 11/11/2010
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I think Mike should invite all the old school dancers to the re-opening! I would love to catch up with everyone and show my support :D
Nikki • 9/16/2010
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Talked to Michael this week. He is hoping for a Dec 2010 opening. We shall see!
So far the building is coming along and looks great!
brownie • 6/6/2010
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did this place really open up again? I'm looking to get an audition here.
Watchful Wally • 4/23/2010
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Man, this place is the bomb. Can't believe what they have done. And the girls are just smoking. Can't wait to go back. Well done, Michael, well done!
guess who • 8/17/2009
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Jp's will be reopening probably march 2010, it will take that long to put up the building and do the build out. I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!
jessica • 7/16/2009
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when is jp's going to be reopening?
Dust Man • 7/15/2009
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This place is now dust.
bambi • 10/15/2008
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Hey lady’s …I know its slow, but something you should look into is the Honey Hunt at Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Club in Baltimore. My girlfriend was down there for it and won $2000 dollars cash. All it is an amateur night w/ no competition!!!!!!!! Easy money!!!!!!! They have it on the first Wednesday of every month, well worth the drive.. Trust me!
The Roof Is On Fire • 9/14/2008
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The party's over. Closed down. Padlock on door.

Go across the street to Good Guys where you can pay $6.75 for a Coke. Such a deal. Did see a blonde with a nice ass yesterday.
re: Joe • 6/25/2008
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sorry everyone has a limp dick. maybe it is you.
Joe • 6/25/2008
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it's too bad Bob Dole isn't running again, then you could truly vote for a limp dick mother humper instead of a black man. Oh wait you can vote for yourself and have the same effect
Minority Rule? • 6/24/2008
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Barack Obama = A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
RIP • 6/20/2008
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Stick a fork in this joint. It's DONE.
Mattie • 5/7/2008
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Where are you little chica?
My name is Eva Spice • 4/26/2008
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Whoever deleted my comment YOU evidently was one of who I was talking about and for real its a website n u deleted me...lmfao sorry ass people cant handle the truth...STOP TRICKIN!!! anyways for those of you who understand what we do is entertainment more power to you!!!!!!!!!!!!! New home is Good Guys... internet thugs are funny by the way LMFAO!!!!
Vann • 3/19/2008
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Oasis is a thin black woman. She worked the day shift.
Vann • 3/18/2008
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What did Oasis look like?
Vann • 3/13/2008
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Anyone no where Oasis, from the day shift is dancing?
to JP's Kitty • 2/26/2008
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You obviously weren't working the day shift.
Anyone Know • 2/25/2008
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What's the deal with this club? Are they planning to rebuild or
is it still too soon to tell. Just curious because I used to hang
out a lot back in the old days and I hope that this club can
once again be a fun neighborhood hangout!
Roxy • 2/11/2008
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Hey y'all, I'm dancing Thursday and Saturday nights at the Ritz in Baltimore now. Come party with me!
Andrew • 2/8/2008
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Anyone know where jamie ended up at?
JP's Kitty • 2/3/2008
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Im sorry to hear that a lot of you sick bastards find something like someones job catching on fire is funny... When is the last time that any of you been to JP's... Since I've been workin there, i've been dancing with nothing but beautiful girls.. Yeah some of there boobs were fake but they were still beautiful... You guys are never satisfied... I wonder what you look like..
Chica • 2/3/2008
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Think Chica goes by Mattie at Archibald's now. A few of the better ones from JPs went there as well after the fire. Who really cares about the rest? Sorry to hear so many friendly people lost jobs, but the place was sliding like so many comments before me.
re: Chica • 1/26/2008
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Chica is a bartender at Archibalds.
AJ • 1/26/2008
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Just moved back the the area to see that my old favorite place had a fire? That sucks, but from some of these comments it looks like it might not have been my favorite any more. I do have one question for old regulars. Anyone remember Chica? She worked at Choo Choo's in Waldorf for a several years and then was at JP's for a few that I know of. I would love to see her again!

If this place is going to be closed for awhile, maybe one of the girls should post where everyone landed so people can find their favorites.
The Master Plan • 1/23/2008
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Step 1 - Collect maximum insurance and income replacement benefits.
Step 2 - Get much pity/hero love. Step 3 - Sell liquor and business license to Hustler or Scores.
Step 4 - Ride off into the sunset on my new tricked-out ATV.

"ahuh, ahuh, after the 2nd kick, I didn't think I would get out". Oscar winning performance...
Good Points • 1/22/2008
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Good points "sorry but'. Re-read your comments out loud...Mike you didn't....Mike....
Sorry but... • 1/22/2008
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Sorry to all the girls who won't be going to work there fore a while until it reopens, IF it reopens. But really, the fire is probably the best thing that could have happened to this place. JPs has been sliding downhill at an incredible pace for the past year or two. Maybe a big infusion of insurance money will get the owner enough to hire some better looking girls. He's been blowing money redecorating, messing up the old two-stage setup, and basically putting lipstick on a pig. Guys go to strip clubs to see hot naked girls- and they don't care if they are dancing on a $5, 000 stage or an old orange crate. Without hot girls, JPs has been doomed for long before the fire.
Brasspoleshop.com • 1/22/2008
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Girls sorry to here about your club. Come in and get some new outfits on us! 1 per dancer plz, Hope it helps.

Your friends at

Brasspoleshop
Devil's Arcade • 1/22/2008
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JP's was smoking last night! Glad that no one got hurt.
I loves my pals @SCL • 1/6/2008
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NOT. what happened to all of our comments, pencil neck geeks?
why discriminate • 11/29/2007
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Why do whites and latinos get no respect in here, I mean if it costs $7.00 for a coke then you should be kissing my ass for even stepping foot in here.
Ace • 11/28/2007
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Is Roxy still dancing here?
stay away • 11/27/2007
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too many drugged out hood chicks. what happened to this place?
Big Nips • 11/24/2007
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Are you serious? They're that big? Day-um. She should be in the circus. Or she should set up shop in her car in the parking lot next to JP's & charge guys $5 to peek at 'em.
gross women • 11/22/2007
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all of the girls are ghetto ugly or old
guaranteed • 11/21/2007
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Not to be rude, but have you ever seen a pencil erasure that you would describe as having its own zip code? What we are taking about would be better described as magnum bottle corks, top shelf roman candles, or peacekeeper missles. George of the jungle could safely swing from one to the other. Wild horses could be securely corralled. Stocks in glass-eye manufacturers have been steadily rising. We are talking extraordinary.
microphone check • 11/20/2007
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big nipples eh? like pencil erasers? hmm... might have to check 'em out. any good looking YOUNG girls here or is that asking too much. some clubs think lonely, pathetic, horny men will stare at any old woman. WE WILL NOT!!!!!!
Is it opened sun? • 11/18/2007
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Jeez should I go here or the church on Sunday I cant decide?
Really Huge Nipples • 11/18/2007
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I've seen that girl. Her nips need their own zip code. No way that any description could do them justice. On a seperate note, is the bartender Joy pregnant?
Black & Gold • 11/14/2007
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"Asian woman with big nipples"? Sounds interesting. Does she have a pretty pussy? Are her tits fake? Hope she isn't one of those hard Thai chicks with stretch marks around her lips. Does this joint serve food without pubic hair?
aaron brokevich • 11/12/2007
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Who is that asian woman with big nipples that gets up on the bar table and is hot as hell!
Titanic? • 11/11/2007
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Will JP's be around this time next year? They need a decent chunck of money coming in since I don't think their rent/overhead is cheap. Must lose customers to Good Guys.
sad to see • 11/9/2007
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jp's is a sinking ship! depressing, sad&ugly...waitress on work release ? managers complete morons, theresa was the only reason left to come in, now you have nothing!
Time for a new stage • 11/9/2007
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This place needs to get rid of the funky, drug addict, ghetto hoochies with a million tats. Hire some good looking light-skinned black chicks with nice big (real) tits & high/tight asses.
Fugly don't do it for me. Not when I'm paying $6-7 for a drink.
I invite all hoochies everywhere to EAT ME.
ANOTHER REVIEW • 11/8/2007
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I used to go to this place a lot before it sucked like it does now. On a good night you could get one of the strippers to play with your dick under the table. On a bad night, the only thing that got sucked dry was your wallet. The place was loaded with old dudes (average age: approximately 150) who used to tip $20 just to have strippers sit with them and smell their farts. You would walk in at 4 pm and the old fuckers had EVERY stripper in the club sitting with them sucking down vodka faster than a Dyson vacuum. I never scored with any of the strippers because I'm not a drug dealer. Shit, Zoe retired? I miss her Hitler moustache.
I make more $ ha ha • 11/2/2007
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I am a gigalo and I make more money than all you hoes, my asking price is $750 an hr.
Burp Me, Cuntface • 10/29/2007
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Why do they bother rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic?Just a waste of money. Who's running this place? The girls stay the same. Place could have a concrete floor & if the girls were young, sexy, busty, pretty & hot, you would have customers streaming through the door. You could serve beer in dixie cups for all they would care.
comments • 10/24/2007
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These comments are funny as hell especially the ones on here and the ones on the Royal Palace sections.
New Design? • 10/24/2007
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The new design as you call it, sounds like the way they used
to have the stage set up before they moved it next to the bar.
I will have to come in and check it out and see what they have
done now. Hopefully, it will be a change for the good this
time.
new design • 10/22/2007
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Whats up with the new design? I almost tripped when I came in here, and the stage is now on the other side of the room, WTF?????
A Black Mans Opinion • 10/19/2007
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I dated (more like fucked) a couple of Jew girls when I was younger, the only thing that I had a problem with was the kissing.... her big nose would always get in the way.
you wish • 10/19/2007
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you sound very bitter, old man. I can assure you that zoe would never stoop to your level, but I will, how's that hand treating you? p.s. karma's a bitch
Retired? • 10/17/2007
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Zoe is "retired"? WTF does that mean? Is she 65 years old? I never knew that choosing to stop working at JPs and buying a house with a husband constitutes being "retired". All it means is that she'll have to [a]rely on her old man to support her or [b] find a job at another club or [c] get a McJob. "Retired" my ass.
black girls • 10/16/2007
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are they usually the easiest to get into bed or back of your car?
Jewish pussy=HAWT • 10/12/2007
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It can be. You gotta get 'em young. Big tits, fat asses. Bouncing up & down on your bad thing. They're often smart. So lines that may work on black gurls won't work on them. You have to try harder. But when you stick your pussy in & it's tight, you'll know it's right.
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