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Gorilla Balls is everywhere. In fact, he is sitting right next to you...
those numbers are reasonably accurate, and business is definitely way off and some girls will work an entire shift and make nothing and end up owing the club. While its true that personality and salesmanship can get some girls by, there's generally a certain minimal threshold in the looks department that is required. Some of the hottest girls in the city for various reasons do not aggressively solicit customers for dances, often instead preferring to lay back waiting to be asked or hanging around waiting for their high rolling regs to show up.
In you need action contact Downtown Spa 401-553-5800, Bali Day Spa 401-274-7773, Central Health. 401-351-1611. Typically on any given day in these locations there will be approximately 10 to 15 different girls to select from in total, all attractive, many very hot, and now and then super-hot - and they are ALL full service, which is legal in Rhode Island. You'll get a bit extra attention once you're an established big spender at their locales, and sometimes they'll tip you off when hotties are in town. As for asian strippers, if you like clean only/no extras "nice girl" types- there are several at Fantasies, with hours a bit unpredictable, however in any case they will give you high contact very sensuous dances
Does anyone know what happened to Sports Writer (aka, Sporty), Yoda, and Gorilla Balls who posted witty comments on strip club forums such as this and tuscl? Did they give up the "hobby, " move out of the area, etc.?
a majority of escorts posting on Craigs List in R.I. tend to use fake pics 1. (simply to avoid precise indentification) another girl's picture they pull off the internet somewhere, but someone with roughly 1 to 10 scale equivalent looks 2. a picture of a hot girl looking nothing like them. With the Holiday Inn escort referred to earlier it doesn't appear to be her but its a fair approximation of her looks on the ratings scale. She's in the 7.5 to 8.5 range in person, a bit stunning when she opens the door, slightly hotter than the girl in the pic, very nice blonde hair. prettier face, and better looking than her other posted pics, claims (somewhat accurately) to be like a playmate type, which she is close to.
below 7 level, no extras, $30 to $50 average after tipout or one Walmart shift, 7 level and higher, no extras, $100 to 150, top shelf (top 5% appearance in city) no extras, $250 and sometimes higher if they have high rolling regulars. Add about 100 to 150% to earnings for low to mid level "extras" dancers, and for Cheaters style FS girls figure about $1000 per day average
If I think the dancer has gone above and beyond I will sometimes tip. Never had a dancer who asked for a tip actually deserve one and once they do, I simply don't tip them. I say no thanks. Never stops them from asking you for a dance again and if they get pissy about it, then I just ignore them from that day forward. Customers put up with the $30 a dance bullshit when the economy was good. Now dancers have to put up with the $10 a dance bullshit since the economy is bad. In the end it all evens out.
When I roll in I Roll in BIG!!!!! Most of the time I'll sit at the bar, you cant miss me, there is usually a small group around me. When it comes to "private dances". I do the champagne rooms. If it is one of my favorites I'll do several in a row, 3-4 is not out of the question. I like taking my time with a dance, not to mention it puts the girl, ANY girl, at ease. If they know that they have 45-60 minutes with a customer, they relax. Thanks to Frank, there is now a VIP room/booth and you can get it by the hour!!! I highly recommend it!!!
I have to admit today (Thurs afternoon) Essence on stage with that outfit really showing off her long legs and ass and very small waist- looked real real good in a thin model sort of way, borderline stunning in fact. Now she has some reasons why she doesn't want to augment, but if she did, she could be one of the hotter girls in the city. Wonder if her dances have gotten better since last fall because they were very so-so the 1/2 dozen times I've gotten dances from her. Also, I've seen her turn up the charm and sense of humor when she wants to and it makes her alot more interesting when she does
must have missed medleys playing Tuesday afternoon, and I think another DJ is on most weekdays -and his playlist assuming he plays 500 songs a week will probably include 100 plays, since fall 2007 when the song came out, of one of the worst hip hop "hits" in recent memory called CYCLONE (by Baby Bash featuring T-Pain) - with the following lyrics that all should recognize "She moves her body like a cyclone. And she makes me want to do it all night long. Going hard when they turn the spotlights on.Because she moves her body like a cyclone. A mighty cyclone (rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew rew)"
don't ask for a tip and instead (as someone alluded to) put all their effort into giving a top notch dance and hope for repeat business. For example there is this Brazilian dancer Julianna (half Italian/half Brazilian) who's been working the Cadillac dayshift for 2 years, works nearly every day except Sunday generally doing 6 shifts a week - she looks great, has a down-to-earth personality, wonderfully sexy accent and voice, always smells great being a non-smoker, and when you get a dance from her - it will be world class level close-in Brazilian style grinding and she always gives it 110% every single time, and she will never never ask for a tip. Her "tip" is repeat customers which she tends to get alot of.
i agree im always turned off by "can i have a tip". too many girls are resorting to this ploy and it actually hurts her business. if guys wanna tip they will. what would a dancer want more a tip and no repeat business or no tip and a repeat customer?
RE Tips: You're correct on the name. I found her amazing. I don't usually enjoy talking with the foreign born dancers due to their limited English, but Essa was not only very well-spoken, she was obviously very intelligent and actually had a working knowledge of world affairs. Wonderful person to spend time with and she gives a super sexy dance.
Tuesday was great in terms of available dancers. But DJ was palying stupid medleys = 30-60 seconds of different songs. It makes it impossible to keep count. I was with a girl who was honest and endeavoured to give me the length of a normal song for each dance, but I could easily see some of the slimy dancers here claiming that each 45 second segment was a song. If any dancer tries to do that with you, tell her to take a hike and don't ever get a dance with her again on principle.
Often times the one's that give the worst dances often are the ones demanding tips. Eleana as one example is typical of the kind of dancers that demand a tip, basically low class. If customers want to tip for booth dances, fine but its true many dancers prey on any weakness in customers, and you're probably better off buying extra dances now and then from a dancers you like. Tuesday afternoon did have a fairly cute Dominican (usually works night shift) I believe named Essa
no, it does not make me a "target." I'm thankful for the deals .. so ill always tip. Its a fact; THE DANCES ARE CHEAP! LOL...10$ is really cheap! And no matter where I go, (restaurants, cafes, strip clubs; etc.) Ill always tip when receiving a good deal. I will Tip even more when receiving great service with it. Im just not a cheap selfish bastard.. Lifes good on my end.
The prior poster always tips on 2-1 dance specials so he doesn't feel like a cheap bastard? Sadly that just makes you a target. Strippers prey on men's desire to be "big shots" and hope that if they infer or accuse you of being cheap, you'll tip them to prove them wrong. Simple fact is that dances are 2-1 on Mondays and Tuesdays because if they weren't the customer count would be zero. Yesterday was a blast. I thought there were a lot of hot girls and I met a lovely Dominican who was incredibly sexy.
I agree, whenever a girl asks or demands a tip she is history and I don't mind passing the word. If there is an effort to please and be extra nice I want to tip and will also give a good word. This is afterall a service industry so don't expect much without good service. And also, a pretty face or nice body does not guarantee good service!
better than average mix of dancers in the club Tuesday afternoon with one ultra-hot 10 level knockout, and another 10 to 15 girls ranging from very hot to moderately hot 8 through 9 level dancers. Better than Caddy's usual menu and definitely way better than Club Desire in recent months. Fantasies management is doing a pretty decent job in attracting and retaining dancers, and my guess is the aggressive use of specials (2 for 1 and recently 10 dollar dances 4 hours twice a week) where the dancers keep 100% - is helping alot
I agree with a prior poster on Arianna. Incredibly disappointing dance from a little cutie. In a club where 90% of the dancers grab your cock, why waste time on one who won't let you fondle her breasts?
these dancers with their boob rules in the booths (Tia is another one) are going to give Rhode Island strip joints a bad name, because being smothered by boobs by lots of different women is a major reason why most patrons enter the state in the first place
now and then with the SHOWCASE where the dancers put on gowns and parade around the stage, I believe on Wednesday and Friday's at 5.00 pm and you're the only customer downstairs - then that's a problem because they'll hunt you down for the 2 for 1 or maybe you're afarid to leave right before or during the parade as then zero customers will watch the parade, however most other times customer traffic is pretty good, including Monday and Tuesday evenings both 2 for 1 times, its just that most customers have cut back on buying dances particularly champagne rooms - so while the club is busy and they're buying drinks, the dances being sold are down a bit
I'm here at CF EVERY week on thursdays, and the occaisional monday. In my opinion the girls are getting more diverse. If you can't find one that you like, you haven't looked around. I have some favorites; Aloha, Summer, Rene, Scarlet, and Paris to name a few!!!
I usually sit at the bar, up or down, and only approach the ones I favor.
ADVICE: get friendly with the bartenders!!! They know who is worth the money, and who to avoid!!!! I bend the ears of Patty, Linda, Brianna, and Sue CONSTANTLY!!! They have never given me bad advice!!!
If 30 girls are on the floor at a random club in town at a random time in regards to the active Big 3 (all purported upscale clubs)approx (50%) or 15 girls should not really be in the profession in the first place. Another (30%) or 9 dancers will be borderline suitable. Approx (20%) or 6 will be unquestionably upscale club-suitable and about (2 of those 6) will be full knockout level showgirl level 9 or 10 level girls. If you're in Fantasies tomorrow, you'll see this rule at work (lets assume a plus or minus 20 to 30% better or worse qualitative error factor). Fantasies might be slightly better and maybe Cadillac and very likely Desire (along with less girls) both slightly worse.
I stare at the dancers from a distance, too, and I'm not either of the posters you're writing about. They're too unattractive to want to get close to. When the rare dancer who I find attractive is onstage I get close and tip and see about some dances. Don't knock $10/song, either. It equals $200/hour. That's damn good money.
I am probably heading to CF tomorrow. How are the booths there? Are they private or do you have to go in the CR? What should I expect to pay for a FUN experience. Any recommended ladies? Thanks in advance!
and it should be 10 dollars per dance all over town however as everyone knows its usually minimum $20 and at most clubs averaging around $25 and sometimes as high as $45 at the alleged upscale club or 2 for $45 certain hours which is also crazy. One has to admit, many of these dancers who have been around a few years to see the boom, absolutely got spoiled, and they were living in a land of oz. Assuming the downturn continues into 2009 it will be interesting to see how long the other clubs in town keep their crazy overpriced dance fees
I just love this economy. Dances are half price or less; most customers are gone, working their tails off to put food on the table and I go on with the same life I have always had. C'mere stripper and take your 10 dollars :-0.
i believe is making these same posts and alot of other posts and he's not only a cheap bastard who more than likely is not even buying drinks when he can get away with it but despite and i think that's him too claiming on the caddy site to buy one dance a month i bet he never buys any dance instead just wanting to analzye the setup or stare at the dancers from a distance or make some other convoluted bullshit comments about the quality of the dancers or other bullshit about the dark lighting at fantasy or lack of dancer identification on the stage and these clubs would be better off if they threw his cheap ass out the door if they know who he is
anyone that's been frequenting the 4 major clubs in that last month or so will know the clubs are having real trouble putting quality girls on the floor. Not sure if you can advertise "showgirl" level girls and have 5 or 6's running all over the place, often times half the girls in a club. Ok Foxy Lady does a bit better, 7's usually at least, but they're still way below their claimed standards, and their prices are at ripoff level for most of what they offer. I will credit Fantasies with at least giving a good deal on dance prices - but it looks like the quality issue by fall will only be getting worse
more dancers (dayshift at least) than customers all over town at most of the clubs, part could be seasonal slowdown, but also the economy - particularly the lack of patrons buying dances, and at another club (which claims to have the hottest girls in town) even their hottest (also young and relatively new) dancer in the club has been selling next to zero champagne rooms in the last month or so. The house fee/tip out structure (fees assuring that DJs, managers/bouncers still get a windfall) is eventually going to drive these last remaining (now relatively few in numbers) ultra hot girls out of the business. Then the "classy high rollers" will have one more reason not to show up.
Who cares about taxes or the music? I was here Monday after a round of golf and as a 30 + year strip club fan a I would say that the day crew on Monday was as hot as any day I have ever seen. The dancers outnumbered the crowd the entire day and every dancer was doing 2-20. This is what heaven is like people, don't mess it up whining about who gets a 1099 and that there are no Black doormen. As far as Hip Hop? I despise it, but the girls like it. I'd rather get a great dance to shitty music than have the DJ play the dead kennedys and get a dead dance.
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