Man are you blind? her face is not ok, her face is perfect, beautiful like a doll. she is a ten. the most beautiful girl at hbs
and her body is incredible.
she does great dances, sexy hot and sensual! she is a real striper.
i love her.
Was at HB's yesterday with my crew. Had a good time. Sadly Liza had called off that day. However Destiny was there and as usual she delivered. Did a stage dance with Crystal. If she does that for a stage dance, I would be very interested in what she does for a lap dance. Her face is okay, but her body is bangin! I need my Liza fix still so I'll have to go back during the week. However if Crystal's lap dances are any good, then I may have found a replacement for Liza or at least a tie.
if you read this you need to do something about the managment treating the girls like dogs. You are going to lose all your best girls that bring the most money into the club. Sooner or later they are going to get tired of this treatment and leave. They are human too. So do something or have your club go out of business.
Please pass the word that HBs is hiring cute, young, and sexy women to dance for drunk men. Must pass the Grinding Skills Test. We need some fresh meat in this place. Our present supply is thin, with some older and fatty cuts. But, our package still says "hot full contact girls." With so many prime babes leaving, I hope the new crop learns their skills quickly and properly. I mean, how hard is to say "Lap Dance Baby?" "Love you long time." "No? Bye." The hard part is keeping that tummy flat, those tits big and perky, those legs long and strong, and that grinding ass well oiled and developed.
Yes her name is Stephanie. Vote early, vote often that is the Chicago way. She needs your support. Actually I have never seen her so happy. Enjoy her at the club while you can because in 6 months (or less) she will be on her way to Hef 's mansion. If that happens I wish you the very best of luck. Remember don't let anyone put you down. You are better than all of them. DB
Yes, the girls lie, they have to. If they told you what they really thought of you would you spend the money on them? If they didn't whisper sweet nothings into your ear, would you spend your money on them, probably not. If you want the girls to stick around you for long periods of time you have to spend money, like Liza, it's that simple. Some girls you just have to flatter them, like Destiny. Let's not all forget this is a business relationship. They did not come in to work because they have loads of fun, they come in to make money. Benzy
If anyone is interested in the "dating a stripper" line, just check the past comments. This crap comes up every month. But, for those NOT addicted to drugs, we all know that this site is about evenly divided between dancers advertising their wares, club mngmnt enticing guys to come spend money, & customers. &, we all know most of this stuff is BS, Lies, Opinions, & Games. Opinion - Zoe, Thalia, Lela give good Laps, followed by Farrah, & Camille. Bailey, Isabella, Helen, & Sylvia give softer but sexy Laps. Renee, Carla, Tanya, Natasha, & Carolina are cute, but Rip-Off Lappers. Samantha & Erica are no-man's land. But, as we all know, some girls treat some guys better or worse. Good Luck Kemo Sabe.
Its a game that's too tuff to tame... Seriously, I've known a few dancers who were very nice, fun to be with, and of course "easy on the eyes". But they come with a lot of baggage: financial problems, past relationship problems, "affinity for substances", etc. And that can complicate your life real fast. If you are looking for serious relationship material [wife & mom to your kids], you might want to think twice. But if you are just looking for some fun, and you're fairly secure: play it by ear... Good luck, my friend.
I am not a regular to the club but I have been seeing someone from there-I do not understand the club culture or what it does to you. I have strong feelings for this person but hard time understanding some things. I know it is work and people play parts, which I can see in some of our interaction (bothers me). I see her at her home (regularly) and she treats me very good. I am a regular guy and don't see what she sees in me. Does this sound real or is this par for the course? I appreciate anything- as this has been more complex than I would ever imagine.
I had good time. It's a cheap strip club what do you expect. To all the postings about mexicans. Screw you when I was there I saw more drunk white guys than anything. Nothing against drunk white, mexican or any kind of guys. We all here to bust a nut. So Fuck you to all you haters...
Farrah is unbelievably amazing. cyber club girl this monday she will be on. im joining just to give a vote. anyone who does not know her should get to. she will leave u amazed.
ps...renee gave great dance tonight
pps......ina or ilena. polish girl with curly hair usually wears white. shes great dance just needs to visit her regulars more often.
All this talk about Crystal I have to check her out. Is she the Colombian? I saw Liza a couple days ago and she mentioned her too. Now I'm gonna want a dance from her and see what all the hype is. Anybody know her schedule? I guess if people get tired of waiting on Liza they move on to her.
I saw a young dancer with silky long legs, big breasts, nice butt, 5-6" heels, and almost naked. Who was that? I heard about Farrah, but never seen her. She kept very busy all night. Some older dancers came over to us, but we were waiting for some of those European girls Like Bailey. Some were school - girl type, some house-wives, some were just not attractive. But, a couple were like cream on coffee.
holy shit are u saying pro wrestling is not real. stop no way. the girls at the club are all going to school to be lawyers and doctors and they send almost all their money back to their home countries. right? these girls are liars just like the customers. i mean shit ive used fake names b4 just for fun. u would not believe how many girls there never heard of fred flinstone or george jetson. they dont get the joke. oh well. i will sa i danced with ZOE tonight and despite her ditzy blonde act she is really nice and quite smart. just playin the part. she gives great dance and is very easy on the eyes. would def dance with her again and reccomend her to anyone. also is carolina back?
Call the psych unit. We got a live 1 here. Dead man walking. Time 4 a reality check. Nothings going to help this hero. He waited too long 4 treatment. Time to put him out of his misery. The purpose of a strip club is to take as much of your money as possible, while providing you w/ female (fake, real, semi, lesbo, whatever it takes) companionship. The only question is are you going to waste your money on strippers or are you going to buy a nice car, home, and invest in your retirement plan?
She luvs me. She said so. Whenever I Come in, she rushes to me. She takes me to the VIP for multi dances. Then, up to the CR for a 30 min. Now that?s true LUV, ask Anna Nicole. Hell, they all luv me. During the day, I'm cooking burgers at McDs, but at nite, I'm a big shot high roller at HBs. My momma would be proud. And, my priest, well he goes with me. I know my dad would be proud, if he hadn't abandoned us when I was 3. Look at those fools who waste their lives on education and careers. I'm the Lap Dancin King. Soon, I'll get free money to spend on my baby, when my social security kicks in. Silicone, 6" heels, and Body Spray are my best friends. Oh well, gotta run, you know where...
Just a second! You say that strippers LIE? That must mean that I don't have the biggest, hardest Johnson in town! That my faves aren't all going to school to be lawyers and doctors! And worst of all.... every girl that gives me a lapdance isn't having an uncontrollable orgasm! Well, I am truly bummed out at this turn of events. At least pro wrestling is real....
I've ever dated turns psycho. They threaten to sever my penis if I don't pork them a half dozen times a night. It wears me. From now on, no more meeting dancers OTC the club for me. It's too real for me. I'll stick with the fantasy dances inside the club. Besides, I need my rest.
You can't be serious, , , , , strippers lie???!!!!
Come on!!!! Are you guys 12 years old????? Of course they lie! If they all told every customer the truth, the place would be empty in a week! Play the game, get your dances and pretend what they say is true and leave it at that. If you are dumb enough to believe their crap, , , then I don't feel sorry for you. I have met, and dated, some dancers who were real. But, that is the exception, not the rule.
Lies come with the territory, along with fake names, fake IDs, possibly fake personalities, etc. Its the nature of the business. It doesn't mean everything they tell you is a lie, but its definitely tough to figure out what's true and what's false. So word to the wise: "Do not trust strippers", and be careful in there. And BTW, I've heard that some of the customers are also less than honest!
If you aren't a dancer or customer..who the hell are you that look at all us in the club??LOL!!And what are you doing here???? STOP BEING PATHETIC and do not worry about us..thank you for your prayers though...! Amen!
Look at faces of the dancers and the customers and you will see the despair of people with a less than happy existence on this earth. My prayers go out to all of you. I pray that God can give you the strength to take control of your lives. So that you can make positive changes.
I agree who ever bashes this place is dumb. Obviously it's not some top rated place, we get that. People spend more time focusing on the stupid shit. The point is, you do get a great deal. If you don't like the place, then don't go, quit trippin. Otherwise quit bitchin and moaning about the people who do go here. I also agree that the LASO'S are fine as hell! My crew and I like it there too, we go and kick it and get are lap dances on! I'll be there within the next couple days getting my dances.
She's an Extraordinary girl
In an ordinary world and she can't seem to get away
She lacks the courage in her mind like a child left behind
Like a pet left in the rain
She's all alone again wiping the tears from her eyes
Some days she feels like dying, she gets so sick of crying
She see's the mirror of herself
An image she wants to sell to anyone willing to buy
He steals the image in her kiss from her hearts apocalypse
From the one called what?s her name
She's all alone again wiping the tears from her eyes
Some days he feels like dying, she gets so sick of crying
We are ok with some light bondage and a riding crop but I draw the line when I start coughing up blood. What the hell did you expect- sounds like you are jealous of the other lady! As the previous person noted he probably saved you some hassle down the line. Hey but if you are still up for the dominatrix thing
First off when I met the guy he told me he was in a unhappy relationship that was coming to a dead in. And I beleaved him because I was over his house every single day for 10 months strait and no women came over their at all. When I found out the stupit ass white boy was still in love with his Ex that used his weak minded ass it was a year down the line. He did things for me and we had fun togather, but I had to kick his white ass because he pist me off. Im pretty sure the other chick he is messing with thinks he is a weak white boy. He did not want to break up with me at first but after I made the bitch boy cough up blood he change his mind.
when all you are seeing is married men or guys already in relations? That is a majority of the cock riders in the club. Most of these cock riders are seeing others on the side with a freaky side to boot. I agree I bet in her tears that box is getting tore up by at least 5 other guys- so if you don't mind i will get in line
It's for the best. This guys has been saved many excrutiating hours, of listening and dealing with your shit. Let's face it, YOUR A STRIPPER. So unless his ex was a nudie dancer as well, my guy made out. Sure, fucking a girl like you is great, no doubt. But once you get past the good looks there lies you. Now I don't know you, but I can bet you've had more than one sexual partner this year. it's only fuckin May. His beating was a small price to pay, to escape the misery that layed ahead. But now that your single, when do you work? i'd love to see you.
I had met this white guy at a club, I started dating him and he treated me good, over time I fell deeply in love with him! Months and months after we had been togather I realize he was in love with his EX who used him because she might have thought that he was a stupit white boy(he could have been). I kind of felt use because I really loved him. But even though he still did nice things for me he was in love with her deeply. And I started to get pissed off then I decided to beat the fuck out of his white ass! I beat him so bad to the point where I made his mouth bleed and his eye blue. I still dont think I did enough to heel my hurt heart it steel hurts.
who ever bashes this club is dumb. Yes there are a couple of non thin girls but some guys like that. Where can you go into the city with a 10.00 cover, .50 cent beer, free parking, and free food. Paying the 10 bucks is worth watching fera run around all night! I dont know why every one complaines about the management too. When me and my crew come in that big black dude always moves people around so we have a good seat. Also LASO ( Latin American Stripper Organization) are all fine ass hell.
Yes you can have what you want here- there are a couple of oldtimers that will do it- know this it is more hassle than what it is worth. Going out with some of these gems can be embarrassing in public (because of how they dress and present in public). Trust me you do not want one of these sloppy 2nds on your hotel door- go with a discreet pro not this crap- liars and who know where that nasty snatch has been - run the other way
Stay with Thalia and Camile. You want some bony butt, bad conversation, wrinkles and someone who is going to snore on you with a crappy air dance then stick with Tanya and Erica- if they do the dollar dance then try them out but make sure you get change back for your buck!!!!!
Hot girls r everywhere, so the real question is the Grind Factor. Which girls deliver the best Laps? Camille, Zoe, Thalia, Tanya. Farrah is cute, but does too many acrobatics. Bailey is hot, but like Helen, her Laps R tight hugs, not grinds. Leila is cute/sexy, but sporadic, varies between hot Laps & drunk stupor. All these babes expect you to spend. Their Laps / cust service improves significantly w/$. These girls are well endowed, stylish, vain, & in demand. They think they 're movie stars. I missed a few nice babes, like Sylvia, but that?s about it. There are some cuties, some air dancers, some non strippers, some good lappers but are outright Ugly Girls, Fat, Old Grannies, Hit & Runners, Freakish, and Pitiful.
I'll bet the girls at HBs are just trembling with excitement! Some guy thinks he's just so special that them little girlies should be falling all over themselves to get in line to be his whores. Do us all a favor, bub. Do a Google search on "Chicago escort" and find yourself some real pros. Leave the dancers in the club.
Plenty of guys come into the place. We just need each guy to spend more during their visits. Bring your money, bring your wife's money, bring your kid's money, go into debt, whatever it takes bring as much cash as possible. If the girls dont make money I dont get their house payment. I dont have enough cash so please bring more to the girls they will take care of me.
Are they next?How much worse could this place get?You think they would just advertise more.It's right off I 90 there's these big Bill Board's did you ever see one?Did you ever think of advertising on the one right before Elmhurst road?That would make to much sense seeing Ohare is right next to your club, with all kind's of customer's coming into Chicago.Wake Up!!!!
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