please tell me there are still some hotties here. i am planning on going friday or saturday and i want some hot chicks to sit on me. and please don't tell me how hot erica and meeko are. those two whores coudln't get laid in cook county if they had male roomates who were convicted of rape
does anyone know the name of the new short blond on nites?? she looks like the pretty blond that worked here for only a few months, Summer, who was driven away by the older dancers because their regulars started dancing with her and they were ignoring the old guard.
this girl is blond, short and great body. Post a name this way I can stop dancing with erica and meeko. NOT
She has super muscular "squeeze the life outta ya" thighs. She's cute, well endowed, but those legs are magnetic. Of course she's a diva devil from Hell, w/the attitude of a leech, but sacrifices gotta be made! Waste yo $ by taking Sonya upstairs. Hungrily stare while she removes her skimpy stripper outfit, you damn pervert. That body ain't real. She's a warm blooded demon succubus. Young, toned, tanned, & inviting. That’s what a stripper should look like. You see a lot of anti Farah crap, but she had a tough fine body. Too many ugly old flabby strippers in this place. When I hit the Lottery, gonna make her my trophy wife, till my heart stops.
still there? Fuck me if that aint a disgusting thought- Erica dropping nasty snatch juice on your trousers then flipping over and wiping her shit spread too- ooooooeeee! Meeko is a runaway 10 year old boy from Moline- her real name is mike or squirt as they call him/her in pee wee football
I totally agree with the last post. Erica has been self posting for years and continues to do it. Her ugly sidekick Meeko is another self poster. They both post about how hot they are and then an unsuspecting customer comes in expecting to see a couple of hotties and they freak when they see the two of them. This is just another ploy to get customers in the club. By doing this the other girls look like models compared to ugly and uglier. Shows they have no self respect or brains and are still thinking about the day when they used to make money. Sad seneriao
Take the money and spend it on a shrink.. If you want that fat old crazy dancer you are really in need of professional help. That woman is 60 years old and still wears the same outfir she wore 30 years ago. I cant think of anything more discusting than seeing her naked or omg having anykind of sex with her. Have you ever watched her walk around the club and move stools and tables?? she is a nut case who should have retired 30 years ago. Its like seeing a pro athelet who makes a fool of himself by not retiring. sad sad sad P S Erica will this post stop you from self posting???
anyone know how much erica is otc? i have anywhere from $500 to $5000 an hour. does it cost extra if i want to jizz on her face? this girl has captured my heart and i have money to burn so i would like to experience otc with her and was wondering how much it costs. serious replies only from customers who have actually had otc with erica.
I think I know who you are. You are a good person..... You have a lot of money, cute... find a "normal" girl. Try to get some help if you can. All the drinking and liking Russian girls without a conscience is the last thing you need.
the "right one" gf.. she died... still move on.. get a good job... all the toys i've want.. meaningless gfs... no wife no kids... boredom from life... ennui... weed... drink so my heart doesn't feel and the high feeling provides a temporary illusion of a pseudo happy content state of mind... while then the liver does not feel.. die before mid life.. but to pass the time drink.... dances.. strippers can't save me.. those without a heart cannot help one with no heart left... they can only help me spend my money and further weaken my low morals... help me get to the final destination..
Those, so called, normal girls are sometimes more fucked up than strippers. Some get high way more, fuck way more, and are 10x DUMBER, so shut the fuck up! Oh yeah, and all of those, good, normal guys, are all at the strip clubs blowing all of there money. There is no one person better than another, regardless of their choice of income. Your normal wife, if you even have one, is fucking, and blowing your friend while your at the strip club blowing your savings you piece of shit! PS: learn how to spell you fucking immigrant!
say buddy..we're not looking for wives. most men want a hot stripper type 4 some fun. farah or krystal 2 grant my fantasies..yeah baby. course, nobody wants them for wives or the mother of our kids. do U really think the ave girl today is a virtuous conservative saint? only if they're ugly as a dog. now i know the holy "better than us" types will have some crap to say in response, but is there anything better than a gorgeous hot girlfriend? only a ton of money, which U can use to buy a gorgeous hot girlfriend. welcome to capitalism.
now now boys, let's not fight... after all you're both a couple of losers and in the same boat. You are both patrons of one of the worst shitholes around so basically you are brothers..Can't you see how alike you both are??? You go to this club for cheap beer and cheap thrills. That makes both of you CHEAP MOTHERFUCKERS... One is cheaper than the other but you're both still cheap asses who should go out to the parking lot and blow each other for free since you probably cant afford even Erica to give you head. You guys are real losers in every sense of the meaning.
Im in the Vip room and two five dollars bills fall out of my pocket.The dancer leans over and picks it up off the groung. I asked her watch sce doing and she said she dropped 10 bucks. I didnt let her know that it was mine but this should show you the quality of the girls in this place.Fantasy does the story sound familiar.
Checkout my website. Its all about my life being a customer at heavenly bodies. I talk about how I spent my 401k, the kids college money and went into huge debt because one of the dancers told me she cared about me. When my wife found out what was happening she took the kids and left. I'm living in my mom's basement now. Luckily I have my blow up doll to play with.
why would any girl do otc if she can get the money in the club where it's safer? why would any of them want to deal with the 90% degenerate wierdos that come in here where there is no bouncer? get real...
hey guys i was in there tonight and decided to see what all this as about with helen and fara and leila. helen is nothing special. attractive yes but not this goddess ppl think she is on here. fara is not in the april issue shes in the may issue. just ask her. dumb asses. and as for leila i did not see her tonight. heard she was in tho and left drunk early but thats not positive. probable tho considering how shes becoming trashier nightly. shes burned out. carolina is still beautiful but dont dance as good as she used to. renee is just amazing like always. she is a truly great person. davinci's mona lisa would be jealous of renee. such a great artist couldnt have made a better woman.
Its tough getting older isnt is. Im thinking about opening up a strip club called Cellulite for dancers over 30. You could be my featured dancer. We can have auditions in my moms basement if she had one.
My hands are always clean. Did i touch a nerve or you dont know what that means.You left your family, friends, country to live here. Who are you hiding from? Police, pimp, dad, mom because she is upset with you for what happen with dad? Dont you get it. You cant hide from who you are. As you get older the payback comes.Bitch.
how old is that whore? she is so nasty! how can you guys get dances from her? it boggles my mind. how can she be your idea of a fantasy? she is disgusting! what are you guys thinking? get your head on straight. man if i drank a 24 pack of beer before i went there i still wouldn't get a dance from that bitch! she is not i repeat not a heavenly body! she is so old!!!!
Well you got home late last night from work and ran to your computer to see what was said.You had to leave a message because you couldnt resist. Into the shower to wash all the germs and jizz off from another night of work. Into your dresser draw to pull out one of your favorite toys to satisfy yourself because its the only way you know how.I have no basement and my mom didnt have a basement so that screws up your basement theory.Such a sad little girl.I think your dad was your best lover.Get help.
NO, i never dated Lita Ford. But i can assure you that when i do play with myself i dont pay for it. Its definitely possible that you pay people to watch you play with your self. You are what you are. You always come up with the scenario of living in my moms basement.Why do you always bring that up. Do you know who your mother is or were you just another drunkin mistake. You very angry in the way you speak. Maybe you need a friend?
Not even close to a self post trou guy. Come here because the competion amongst the customers is so minimal. Twenty bucks in your pocket, smell like a turd, breath like a goat and hang out at the bar and drink beer allnite , or better yet wear your football, hockey, jerseys and hang around the dressing room door trying to get a peek at dancers scratching their asses. Most of you guys wouldnt know class if it came up and bit you in the balls. This place turned into loser land a long time ago and most of the losers are customers. with no money and no class.
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