Sure this was a great club when it opened. Opening night is all this club has to brag about. One night does not make a club great. After that night it has been dead, dead, dead. Sorry to say it, but this could have been the upscale version of cheeks. It's like a morgue now with walking dead dancers and almost dead customers.
I doesnt matter! They are all scabs. Pixie is the headliner here, but I wouldn't let my dog fuck her. Then there's this heavy white slut who said she used to do pornos. Then there are 2 bubble butt Brazilians, who are buttafaces. If you need pussy that bad, there's your pickins. I would rather hit Ballpark or Erotuc Cafe. You can get the ass for less than $30 per dance plus tip. Some of these pond scum leeches used to work at those joints too.
In looking for a club with good looking dancers who fuck, and more importantly, confident, good looking successful customers who I can jerk off to while waiting for the lazy ghetto babes to come around and beg me for a fuck and suck in the back area.
I need names of the dancers that perform extras here. By extras, I mean oral sex and sexual intercourse. I would also like to know the times they work, and if any of you have had them explicitly discuss the acts and the prices before you ventured into the lap dance area.
The club is very nice...but who cares. Every dancer has been fired from another club for heroin/hard drug use or heavy prostitution. Listen I like a good slutty girl once in awhile myself but this is like what you would see in a third world country. Not safe at all.
Ghetto prostitutes/dancers. Ghetto club. Pussy tainted food. No crowd. Great huge dicks waiting for sucking.. Great time in a marbled bathroom with Manoftaste waiting for you oiled up and ready to suck your throbbing dicks. Better get over here soon before the county shuts you down on prostitution charges.
Gives a GREAT gay night more than any other of the clubs combined. Please tell your friends! There are never more than 5 customers here at a time!
Oooooh!! I'm going to stop by with my assless chaps and have you grease up my hole in the men's room! Those dancers are getting more ghetto by the minute. I'll take a nice ass poking by Manoftaste any day of the week! He looks so cute in the marbled men's room! 5-0 will be outside building their case for prostitution. Better have those hood rats watch what they say. They're always discussing their menu on the floor. Not too smart, but I would expect nothing less from you.
Not at this joint. Sparse crowd, uninspired dancers, textaholics, poorly managed bordello, bad loud rap music, doesnt open until 4:00, but a great shitter!
Of course if you go to clubs to look at the men, then Liberace's place may be just what you wanted! Apparently the tart who thinks this club is better than all others combined doesnt get out much.
If you want BYOB go to Bare Exposure in AC. Some really hot chicks there. There is a liqour store next door. If you want liquor go to Cheerleaders. Relaxed clean atmosphere to watch a ballgame and flirt with some girls.
More bang for your buck by far at Ballpark, kinda skeevy though, 19th Hole, Atlantis, even Just Enuff with the Latina dancers for far less. Also in north Jersey, there's the Blue Goose, Rest A Bit, Showplace and Sunrise will beat Champagne and Playhouse in cost and action by a mile. This silly feud is a real turn off.
$30 lap dances only happen in those two clubs. Have you noticed the little feud between these two clubs? You will also notice they are both empty when you go there. Champagne more so than playhouse. I don't know how one club can claim to be the better club. It seems champagne tries a lot harder to bash playhouse. I will not go to either club anymore because of the lap dance price.
i believe erotic cafe was doing charging that much a little bit ago but it didn't work out too well for that particular experiment . don't know if they ever tried it again . maybe somebody has some 411 on them .
I like this place but I don't come often anymore. These dancers gotta learn to circulate. Nothing worse than having to chase a stripper down while she texts at the bar, its their money to lose. No customer likes that.
dont believe anything on this site...its obviously someone from another club trying to get this place closed :(:( .. all these comments about heroin and prostitution and all kinds of other shit...ridiculous.... its very rare in this place to see strung out girls (unlike any other club in the tristate area :):):) ... ive been there like 15 20 times now and this place is fine... i dont get a couch dance every time im in there so a lot of girls have been walking right by me and that does suck but other than that its fine in here.. i just wish each girl would walk up to me once a night yaknow? and say hey...but stop in and see the place ... its nice yaknow...
Id be mad if I were you. You have next to no customers, and your dancers (whores) don't circulate.
By the way, you will get raided and shut down on orostitution charges, and money laundering through heroin distribution. My brother worked with the DA when Cheeks was shut down, so I know this personally!.
If you think it's a joke, just know it will happen to you again. You think you're exempt, look at Penthouse and Platinum Plus. You're next! You're so stupid because you've been through this before.
It aint gonna happen. CC is run by real club owners.
LE has NO problem raiding, as evidenced by what goes on at Playhouse with girls low earning blow job girls getting fired on numerous occasions during the year, and them having to cut their doors like its an insane asylum. With Playhouse legally having to be a cooperative snitch on their clients from time to time, etc.
Nobody is going here because they don't feel safe. (Place may get raided at any moment, too many shady people, ) the girls are drug addicts or illegal immigrants, and you can't buy alcohol. This is not a gentlemen's club it is a brothel. Yes, people want to have fun and flirt with girls. No, they don't want to feel dirty and unsafe doing it.
i've always liked this place alot and stuck up for it on here, i still do, but i have to admit its been pretty lame lately. there doesnt seem to be enough girls - and out of the 5 or 6 working only 2 or 3 actual walk around to everyone:(
Have plenty of time to be mad after you get nailed for prostitution and heroin trafficking charges. ooh you've got plently of reason to be mad, once you get indicted on both charges! you are under surviellance now. ask platinum plus if theyre mad! don't drop the soap simpleton!! now that's funny! lol
Save up your coins. I know you're too dense to understand the news, but what happened in Platinum Plus in Allentown on Wednesday, will be happening to you soon. Herpes will be the last of your worries in lockup!
Ghetto club, ghetto music, ghetto dancers, and ghetto management. You need to advertise in the ghetto Daily News, or your club may be over run by (gasp) Mexicans! Your worst racist nightmare!! LOL Give your mom done more little such, she's waiting!! LOL
Better cover those chairs with towels drenched in bleach to kill the nastiness I see in there! I went to the back, and I swear the floor felt crunchy underneath my shoe. Don't think too hard about where that comes from! Mantaster is just vile! LOL
You should be mad guy!
Me arse cheeks are a little sore. I took Man o Taste to task, and I pumped his chubby face full o cum! Watch out laddy, there's all kinds of spooge puddles on that fine flooring. Ahoy! The Captn is lookin to fetch me a fine dead fish puss smelling lass. Over at this joint, it ain't hard to find! Gotta wait til Tuesday to catch some smelly snatch! Enjoyed the Monday male bonding mates! Me nuts are filling with life giving spooge. This is the go to place for Monday male lovin!!
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