Linda has screwed over so many dancers over the years that it is
no wonder she can't get any girls, she keeps trying and we keep laughing.
We just feel sorry for the few girls they have that are at the end of their
career and have no place to go. Linda can keep calling and begging us
to come work for her and we will keep laughing because we knew this
club was Dead On Arrival. Karma's a Bitch!!!!
The bathroom attendant quit Friday night, when he went to get more ice for
the urinals he caught Chuck stealing his tips. The chef quit last week his check
bounced, Jessica is the new cook and there's a new menu, frozen pizza $18
each but you have to check to make sure she's there because she bags
work as often as she can. I guess lil John will be selling pizza from his trunk soon.
I heard the bathrooms are the big draw here.
Are they advertising this on the turnpike?
Does the bathroom have an attendant who places a $5 note in the tip basket to make it seem $1 tip is cheap?
Does he actually do anything more than turn on the water to wash your hands?
Is there an automated wipe system?
What happens if it runs out of toilet paper?
What happens if it is substituted with sandpaper?
Do the urinals have ice in them?
If you tell the chef to cut the crap, will he show up in the men's room with a cleaver?
Are there lessons in toe tapping and coughing?
You mean to tell me the little family poster lied!! Their were no 10's on
stage. There were no jumbo shrimp and oven browned roast beef. You
mean to tell me there were NO CUSTOMERS, it wasn't like a party! Lol
Wow. Here I thought this was the premiere club in NJ. Oh well
guess i'll have to go to Playhouse
I have read so much crap on this board as well as others, I
figured all the chatter most likely from someone who worked
there and was fired. I went last night to check it out for the
time and was impressed with how it looks but no patrons and
unattractive girls. Don't know what the problem is but I won't
be back unless I hear the quality of dancers is much improved.
Emilys fat ass
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Can't auction the toilets, Emily's fat ass broke all the seats
in the mens and lady's rooms. Is lil John gonna be selling
more frozen steaks at the Playhouse parking lot. I want in
on that action, I heard the price was right. Cash Only
They popped the cork on Champ Pain and there was no fizz. The family
would boast and post it was like fine wine. Just goes to show
you can't fool the people. They should have named the club
Vinegar! With no Kelly the only option left is to turn that $50, 000
bathroom into a high tech Meth lab! Although they've proved
to be such astute business folks they would find a way to fuck that
up too!
Club Vinegar where its always like a party. Lol Lol
Its true, kelly got caught by the day manager taking care of
the only customer in the place and got fired. so much for taking
care of the people that take care of you! kelly could have been
making a ton more money somewhere else but was loyal to
that pack of sumbags and they fire her. they did her a favor
now she can start earning money again. good luck kelly.
what a maroooon!!! haahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhhahahahahaahaha
champagne is going to be first indoor golf course haahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahha
Its over boys, KELLY IS GONE!! Outing canceled, cook fired
grandma quit, closing daytime and sundays. Tuxedo sale
Feb. 1st. Talked to Kelly and will post where she winds up.
Stick a fork in this club boys its as done as that oven browned
Roast Beef the family keep posting about!
champagne has a lot of ho's in 1 haahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahha
First and probably only ChumpPain golf outing being held at Gloucester
City Miniature Golf Coarse, May 1st if were still open.get your tickets
early as there are only 9 spots available. There will be prizes and give
aways such as a gram of heroin for first place and VIP's with Emily for
2nd and 3rd. All participants will receive a free autographed copy of
Linda's best selling guide (How To Beat A Drug Rap) lil John gives this
one 5 stars stating if I only read this 6 months ago!! We will have an
after party back at ChumpPian but don't forget to byob and also
Something to eat because the cook quit.
i have to throw up now, i ate at this clu
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Yes I'm sure the food was good, it had to be to get all the friends of the
Employees to show up. One told me they even got doggy bags. Let's
talk about what happened next. Caterer not paid yet, dancers split one
after another. All attempts to recruit failed. Employees laid off, kitchen
only working part time. Closing Sundays and soon to close daytime
through the week. Kelly their last hope of having any talent at all
LEAVING! Then finally CVS makes a low ball offer they must except!!
So live in the past, the future looks pretty fucken bad.
Talking about Ashley, she can't quit she loves this place haahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahha
Just one post about how he is bothered by Champagne and he fires back with about four afterwards; all containing faulty conclusions. Guess tomorrow he'll do the same.
You asked for an encore about food at the Grand Opening. I saw a huge silver wok type thing with ice and fresh shrimp, with shrimp cocktail sauce. It was like at a wedding or something. On another table was a bread basket with a red cotton napkin and dinner rolls. There was a roast beef on a wooden cutting board with a chef slicing pieces and two kinds of gravy options, including a buttered horse radish sauce. And a section with cutlery rolled up in nakpins.
Grandma didn't get fired, I heard she quit because her paycheck
bounced. She went back to work at the dry cleaner but she did
tell the boys she would give them a discount on tuxedo cleaning
What college did you go to? Hope it was Penn State so when you and mommy get locked up for DRUG distribution, you can just reverse the logo on your sweat shirt to................... S.T.A.T.E...P.E.N..lol
whatever you want to call this shit hole is fine by me, this club sucks! I am a Cheeks customer and I am telling you I hate this club! Maybe if these girls were FUCKING customers it would be a BIG improvement but now there are only 2 girls left working at this SHIT HOLE worth FUCKING.
Yes indeed some of our posts are long, but as you always
seem to read them from beginning to end we will keep on
writing them. Your college story was interesting, we just
want to know where he got the acid from? Was your mommy
dealing at your school as well as the club? Don't you know
Penalties double when you sell drugs in a school zone!
I guess you didn't learn much in college. Could you please tell
us again how great the food was at the open house, we love
that story. Lol
Another day you are bothered by Champagne. lol. You remind me of a guy from a town where I went to college. He ate too much acid and admitted he was punching the fucking train at the station because it pissed him off.
Also, your posts are long, block style things that no one finishes reading. But as long as you feel better getting it off your chest, bra.
The name Chumpain is the most creative on the board
and out of respect for your copy right and brand I have
always changed it up slightly to ChumpPain as to keep
your originality and posts your own. I hope that by
adding ad extra capitol P to the name is exceptable
while it differentiates your posts from mine. And I didn't
here about grandma. Do you think she old enough to
dance there? The other senior's will be jealous as hell!!
Please, to all those posters using the name "Chumpain", in their postes.....Its mine. Mine I tell ya. Its protected by copy right. Use your own thing. Shampain was good. Champagne, spelled incorrectly was good too. What ever. It all amounts to the same thing. No respect to that Fucking place. I also heard they fired Grandma. Maybe she'll be on the line-up next week alongside Emily & Ashley.Lol. Oooow, how low can you go?
You leave no stone unturned. It is not helping you. It is not doing anything to the club, which is developing a nice clientele in an economic climate that is killing businesses with long, established clientele.
DEA, ABC, ATF, LSD..whatever. The club will open tomorrow. The club will have a good sized, mixed crowd on the weekend. The song remains the same.
Einstein said insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results. You are howling at the moon from Cheeks to Champagne.
Look, even if you are a good citizen, chicken little, trying to warn us, there are bigger fish to fry in the SJ, Philly area. Strip club attendees dont care about owners who had run ins with the law. This is not a ballet school.
Garbage, same or worse than Chumpain....
Other comments:
To the shill for Chumpain, no matter if management or "customer", it's still the mark of a retard.
About selling pussy and drugs, It was the drugs that was the downfall, pussy is not that much of a problem. Someone else needs to step up and open a good club and make a mint for 4 to 6 years or more. Just keep yourself clean of drugs. Don't bother with a fancy building, tuxes, bubbles or bullshit. They don't fool experienced customers.
I was there in September when Elaine and Ana worked there briefly. Club is nicer than Champagne inside, giant club with 3 different levels of lap dances: $20 lap dance in open area, $100 for 15 minutes semi private lap dance and the $250 for half hour VIP room. Cover was $10 the night I went. Elaine went to Champagne out of loyalty to Linda but loyalty does not pay the bills. Most of the brazilians have left Champagne but the few left want out and may go to Penthouse because more than a few people said what you said.
On cheeks board for champagne info...hmmmm
1) drug enforcement agency---monitoring linda, lil john, bob d
2)le---monitoring champagne on advice of pemberton police
3) irs---under investigation for tax fraud and money transfer
4)town official of west deptford who sold his building to club
5)old cheeks board had approx 10, 000posts from at least a couple thousand posters so they know where to look about champagne(who u call scum) guess u don't need them
I guess you do police like hell, you have no choice! Linda gets caught selling drugs and pussy
again her ass goes straight to jail. Lol but have no fear you don't have a dancer
worth a proposition. The only one that is works OTC anyway, and you soon
won't have to worry about her because she's jumping this sinking ship!
So rock on family poster you really are a dumb ass!
REGULAR at Champagne is any one who walks through the front door and pays a cover charge. You only have to go there ONE time to get this status. If you go there more than once you will be considered a V.I.P.This status , which is difficult to achieve, entitles this luck person to priority seating in the restroom durning peak hours. Management here has thought of everything in this CASTLE by THE REFINERIES!!!
That's what I keep explaining, only Cheeks customers would go to Cheeks page. I am calling out the resident cheerleader for who he is, trouble maker. He probably has never been to Champagne and only enjoys fucking around with the posters here and around SCL. He thinks by antagonizing people on this board he is accomplishing something. No person from Champagne gives 2 shits about what Cheeks customers think and are policing the living hell out of Champagne to prevent any chance extras will ever happen. Cheeks customers have been told loud and clear, go find another club Champagne is not for them.
All the resident cheerleader is accomplishing is making an ass of himself here.
Regular, that's a joke. ShamPain has no regulars. Who would come here
on a regular basis to see this collection of bag ladies. With the exception
of Kelly, who you can see outside the club its depressing! You can't even
beg a half way decent looking girl to come work there, no matter how hard
you try. A hole in the wall like the friggen Erotic Cafe has at least some
good looking dancers, so what's your problem? ChumpPain family really
needs to quit posting as a happy customer, its truly pathetic! Stick to
what you know, selling Heroin.
is still singing a fucking fabulous old tune but it's certainly not on this side of the fucking delaware river.
And a boy scout always comes fucking prepared. Men without hats need not apply.
Again, you are wrong. I am a regular customer who is just having fun with you. You go for the bait everytime. Even in the past two days, a customer on the PH site had you pegged for a trouble making instigator. Its true.
You cant stop. lol. You are so bugged about Champagne because, well, for all we know, you are a "poor little rich kid" who is a member of the family.
Anyway, you are foaming at the mouth and missing out on the fun at the best club in Jersey.
For the most part I agree except for the lights, they need to turn them
off and conserve electric and preserve our eyes from all the pitiful
Girls they have working there! As far as not being ups scale enough
for management to cook for me, I understand. They would have to
slop the hogs first with Emily at the front of the line. Lol
the wonderful lites and the great music. What do you want for $5.00. Did the restrooms have toilet paper in them? Obvious you are not an upscale client or the manager would have cooked for you. I guess besides BYOB, this place is also BYOF.
Just stopped by ChumpPain to grab alittle 5 Star tasty lunch and look at
some baggy asses but was crushed by the news that the kitchen was
closed! No oven browned roast beef, no tasty shrimp with cocktail sauce
not even a wonderful $12 angus burger!! Just baggy asses a pissed off
bartender and zero customers. So I did what any disappointed patron
would do, take a $5 shit in there $40, 000 bathroom and left! I feel
better now! Lol
It is pretty obvious that someone in the Champagne management is posting
Rebuttals and cheer leading the club on this page. They state no one goes
to this page except x cheeks customers, I don't think they really believe that
or why would they even bother? I think this page is getting a cult following
and lots of people like myself check in to see what's next. I would love to
know how many hits a day this page gets compared to other club pages.
If I were them I'd be scared to death, but responding negatively to posts
and bashing old customers is the worse thing they can do. I went there
A couple times nice club. I don't get the whole tux thing but won't go back
for 2 very simple reasons dances to pricey and below average girls.
I doubt the club wants Champagne on this website and SCL wants a fee to add it. Maybe they are trying to avoid the club being talked about and too much information, maybe they knew these criticisms by past Cheeks customers would dominate the comments. Why someone would post ads for the club here makes no sense other than creating controversy he knows 8 out of 10 angry Cheeks customers are going to write something negative here.
I just love when one of the Champagne family offspring posts pretending to
be an impressed customer of the club. The foolish and immature notion
they hurt other area clubs business. Don't you have to have customers
that have migrated over, maybe popular dancers leaving clubs to work
for Champagne? Non of this has happened, no matter how hard they try
dancers won't come! They have what's left of the old cheeks dancers
that they told everybody they would NEVER HIRE! Get real offspring
or get a lot more clever. Its been a week, cheerlead about how great
the grand opening food was some more! Lol
The question is: Where is the Champagne board? There is none because the owners of this bar are trying to hide from possible LE reading of posts concerning DRUGS & EXTRAS. If you read other sites you will realize that for now you can get opinions and experiences at Champagne on the old Cheeks board. This cross reference will always exist until the bar has its own site. If this were not true, why do you post here? Sounds like this club is in trouble as evidenced by your posts. By now, Champagne is known as a bad investment--no quality girls or customers
You must not read posts. The reason why Champagne is criticized is because you are posting about it in the Cheeks page. The only people who know about the Cheeks page are past Cheeks customers who you already said will not like Champagne because no sex is offered for those customers looking for sex.
If you want outside opinions of Champagne from non Cheeks customers then post at on the Champagne page otherwise you should expect the responses you are seeing within this Cheeks page.
Oh, you mean Ballpark Tavern. Yeah, well, it seems someone there had an outbreak of a nice juicy herpes sore on their upper thigh and word is going round she is passing it on because she worked when it was actively an open sore or something like that. Not sure who she was but if someone else heard about that and posts her name. THanks.
Went to Champagne the other day. Had a fantastic time. No other club compares on any level. I was hugely surprised.
In reading the previous posts, I can see why SCL is not pertinent. It is not a professional website.
There seems to be someone who knows the business very well who is bashing Champagne, obviously because his clubs business was hurt by their opening. Either way, this poster sounds really upset and its a terrible thing to be upset with someone elses business. Its not normal actually. Too bad they cant have fun and enjoy the clubs.
Penthouse is garbage and indicative of all that's wrong with go-go. It is the "anti-cheeks".
I found (won't mention the name) a small hole-in-the-wall across the river with uneven talent quality BUT there's usually at least one or 2 good enough to lap with.... On just my 3rd trip there, I'm already having very good cheeks type dances (real dances) for no more than the lap dance fee. (I did provide a $40 tip, she never specified how much more she wanted, and she was satisfied).
Anyway, the girl was decent, even if you have to dodge a few beasts. But these small seedy clubs is where u get lucky.
Champagne - Stretching the Boundaries of Fun
This Saturday the club will be holding
the Tri-State XXX Scissors-Rock-Paper Regional Championship.
For those that don't know,
the difference between this and regular scissors-rock-paper
is that instead of your hand,
you use your schlong.
Special menu item of the night: sausages
Sounds good for girls with a following at least Penthouse has a pulse unlike Champagne. Seems like they have a decent
line up also. I think Kelly could do pretty well there as she would get back her old customers.
Not to mention plenty of Corona. Lol. Best thing is if she does check it out and make a move, she
would bring her friends with her. At this point I don't think paying a high house fee would bother her
much as long as its a place she can make money, right now she's not and it's taking
it's toll on her, just ask her. As much as I admire her loyalty she even knows its time to move on.
Works like Delilahs in Phila, girls pay a high fee to work there $80 (?) but get to keep all the $20 lap dances and pay like a $50 fee first time they go to the semi private cubicles (customer pays $100 for 15mins or 3 songs)
You could care less or couldnt care less? How less could you care if you couldnt care less than you cared? How would you know if you where a retard or not, if you where too retarded to know. Good luck retard.lol
I'm heading over to ChumpPain for some of their tasty
oven browned roast beef and dancing beasts, anyone
want to join me? Wait a minute never mind, kitchen
closed. Not enough business to bring in a cook and the
Beasts aren't worth checking out, think i'll just go across
the bridge where the woman don't need walkers and a
makeup artist! Not to mention 30 years back. Lol
I was talking to a girl there I knew from another club and
she told me managements going out of their way to drum up
more biz. Girls are getting better cuts, private rooms are
really private, buy one get one $20 laps on tue till 7 and the
girls get to keep all the lap money, but they will only hire
good looking girls. They make their money at the bar and
are not as dependent on the girls so they give more to
Attract lookers. Great spot good action, just needs a few of
our old reliable's over there
They are making too much money in north jersey to ever consider taking the 1 hour ride to work in Philly. You probably could get Kelly , Carol and Brunella to work there if they didn't already try there. If my memory serves me, most of these girls tried working at Penthouse back in September. Peaches I know was working.
Extra Extra, to all my cheeks brethren, I found a new club house this weekend.
The Penthouse Club. I can't wait to see Kelly this week and convince her to.
check it out, which shouldn't be hard. Every time I see her all she complains
about is no money! Penthouse has $20 laps, $200 private rooms where she
can make her money, and she don't have to get on stage if she doesn't
want to. Now we need to find Malu and Paula and we have a new clubhouse!
Won't have to worry about Emily or any of the other beasts coming over
because this club really does only hire cute girls! No Grandma's Aloud.
PS - Their angus burger is only $8.00 Lol
Champagne has to figure out who or where these high end customers are. All I have said is it is ridiculous promoting Champagne here when of course every former Cheeks customer is going to post negative reviews. I could care less where Champagne advertises as long as I dont have to see it.
It has been said over & over..high end clientel don't carry 6pks in thier cars to go clubing ! True the bar has its hidden supply of beer and wine that it in theory can't sell or give away so customers must carry thier own in..high end does't do that so the club will only have cheeks type of customers as customers even though they don't want this so called trash(thier description). They can and will make money for survival only by EXTRAS & DRUGS like before or until town closes them down. If you think different, wake up ..
Then we can all agree. High end customers won't go to
Champagne as its BYO without a covenant liquor store
unless you know the area. They've priced them selves
out of the market place, and phila clubs are only minutes
away that cater to business people, serve liquor, actually
have pretty girls that dance topless and $20 dances.
I guess the fact that employee's have to wear tuxedos
is what sets them apart and allows high end customers
to feel more at home. Lol
Sure Cheeks customers and employees were screwed over by Cheeks management. We can talk about why Cheeks closed all week but it doesn't bring it back. But like he said, Champagne was not built for Cheeks customers and they want to make money off some high end people they think they can attract. If this is true, then the Champagne employee posting all the advertisements has to realize he is posting his ads on the Cheeks page, no high end customers are going to read this page, only past Cheeks customers.
The bashing will never stop as long as they promote this club
by killing former Cheeks customers. Every former customer was
The reason for their success yet they claim its what brought
Cheeks down and does not want them at Champagne. Are
they that stupid or in denial over the facts. Possession of heroin
is what closed Cheeks, spin it any way you want, your dumb
asses killed your own golden goose and now its everyone
else's fault. I opt for stupid, anyone that calls that collection
of washed up dancers 10's obviously has a judgment problem!
why do you constantly try to promote Champagne at this SCL Cheeks page when you know former Cheeks customers will only have negative opinions about Champagne? And what those Cheeks customers are doing for sex should be the least of your concerns if you truly are representing Champagne. You concern about Cheeks customers says you are either trying to draw the negative responses you have seen or you are desperately trying to pursue these same customers you allege ruined Cheeks. If SCL is bad advertising and you work for Champagne maybe you should stop doing advertising for the club here and work on a better advertisement source.
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