I went to the tent with Julia this evening & I was done in one, probably b/c the girls were very aggressive at the bar (stool dance). Julia is very beautiful & she's very good too. The only negative was that the dance was too short for $30, but I shouldn't be complaining b/c I was done in one. LOL!!! A big plus is that Cheeks girls are younger & more beautiful than the girls at my regular hang out, PH.
It's funny how you start off telling "us"to read your anus and end off giving "us" your opinion. You took the long road to pretty much say opinions are like anuses, everybody has one.
So, I guess you are shadow boxing now because we covered all the bases and there's no sense arguing. Instead of working these boards made for "us" people not in the biz, why don't you make up a schedule. THAT would be a valid job objective for you to do for "us". Off the record, you are wrong about who is who. It's kinda funny. Peace!
Now, you're bent of shape about me.
So read my anus. There is nothing dumber than defending a troll that comes in here to suggest nonsense about TB.
The statement that there has been no TB in the USA for 40 years was not an opinion, but a simple falsehood. False facts assertions don't get let go as "opinions".
However, my opinion is now that you and the "disease" troll are similarly retarded.
I met a girl named Foxy there Sat. Great body/butt, light skinned black girl, I think (it's so dark in there and so many nationalities it's hard to tell), w/tattoos on her arms. The two time I saw here go in the back, she was one and done. Either she is very efficient, or a disappointment. I was also propositioned by Samantha, a dark haired Brazil girl wearing a fishnet outfit under her yellow bikini (no crotch on the fishnet). Ended up w/Mylen, who gets mixed reviews on this forum. She has a great little body, and takes care of me at a very satisfying level at no extra cost. Anybody been in the back w/Foxy or Samantha?
Read my lips. There is nothing dumber than someone who
gets all kinds of bent out of shape reading things on the
world wide web posted by people with different opinions or
out and out wiseacres. Grow up already.
This place needs to post a damn schedule. Who cares if it's tough for the club to maintain. We're the customers who keep the place in business. They should cater to the customers. The club has a schedule. They know who is supposed to be there and when. Whether they post it online or through a voice mail message, the schedule should be accurate as of 11 am or 12 noon. I shouldn't have to ask a girl when she works every damn time I'm there.
The problem is always with idiots that are clueless and have never been here. They need to be patronized because they are remarkably dense. Dumb as wood, and would argue about it. No problem with people already here.
No! Be a real business and get on the ball and get a schedule.
You lose about 45% of your repeat business from guys who
want a night out and can find a schedule they like and go
there instead.
Stop whining about scheduling. If every business whined
about inventory, staff, scheduling, cancelations of
performances in show biz..etc. No one would go there either.
Hire a real business manager!
We all learned from the PH glory days, schedules are a bad thing
and even if they wanted to, maintaining a dancers' schedules would be crazy. There is so much turn-over and daily call-ins that the posted schedule would be more hassle than it's worth.
Ask the dancer her schedule, call or just take the trip and see if your fav is working, it's easy.
Time to get a website.Too much competition. Everybody else has websites and schedules for all the girls.Stop being so cheap and catch up with the times.
The problem here is that the posts are patronizing and
unlike the other boards where guys are either looking for a
dance or making cracks. Yes, there are some moralistic
evangelical type posts from time to time and those posting
links to their businesses. You talk to us like grandma
trying to get us to eat our vegetables. Truth is, your
location is out of the way; moreso than any other club. So
hype it if that helps. I say run radio and print ads with
promotions and special events like the old FantasyShowbar
used to do. Good luck and no more arguing.!
Actually if you were here more than a couple times and have been around other clubs for a few years, you'd know whether this club was great or sucked without need to read anything.
But if someone has never been here they wouldn't know or if they worked somewhere else they wouldn't care - in fact they would fear that it might be good and would come up with shit to try to detract.
There were 2 different non-customers with agendas on here. One is a woman who has been on here many times in the past and brings up either a morallity, hygiene or legal argument, threat or scare. This one is psycho.
The other is just a typical asshole from another (failing) club, likely dancer or other worker.
This club may be a great club. It may be another run in the
mill dive. It may suck, completely. The point is the shill who
posts here is phoney baloney and it was/is obvious. At first
he tried to cover it up, and then he blew his cover. What was
the point?
Don't argue with the haters who have never been here. They are just from other clubs and they feel that this club is a major threat to their livelihoods.
So they will come up with anything they can pull out of their ignorant ass, like immigration or workers rights.
-the dances are not as long as they are here.
-are not in a private one on one room.
-you are lucky if the girls hand comes within a
foot of your cock.
-you are lucky if her nipple grazes your skin.
I use to get the $20 dances at PH thinking "how could the dances in the private room be worth 50% more than the ones out front, until I had my first dance in the private room (I've NEVER went back).
LOL! He's just fact checking. I like to call about girls I've never seen too. Maybe he's the same brilliant researcher who claimed there was no TB in the USA for 40 years but says the Brazilians might have it.
I only heard of one, a tall blonde, slightly goofy, that likes to wear denim shorts slung low to show off her ubangi ass. In most clubs, they make girls change their "names" if there is a duplicate. Haven't run into any duplicate names here. But why would you, "joe", be calling the club to ask about a girl you don't even know and never have seen?
I called the other day to ask about this Oxana you guys rave about. The guy said there is an older and a younger one. I'm assuming the hot one is the younger one?
There is also a wawa on the corner of rt 38 and 206, less than 2 mi away and on the same road. From almost any location except locally just east, it is on the way.
The 2 idiot non-customers who have been on here the last couple days are just making up wild shit in their effort to scare people away. Next we'll be talking smallpox and rabies.
Good question. She was on the verge of being a superstar. Big mistake if they got rid of her.
Also, they shoulda got rid of most of the older Russians but held onto Angie (last summer and fall) no matter what. Someone ought to put out a call and get her back, as well as the summertime student Russians. they were much better looking and not as money grobbing as the ones that have been in the USA and dancing professionally too long.
I noticed the wonderful ass of Oxana back (after they got rid of her for being boozed up) but I've seen her only once. Is she still back?
Bring back Arielle! Oh yeah and Honey from PH!
Sure, I'd like it 15 minutes closer to me, but not too close! LOL
Sure, I'd like $20 lap dances for 15 minutes long.
I've been coming here a year, and tried many other clubs for 17 years, but maybe I should not trust my own judgement but listen to either the person woried that the dancers aren't being paid enough or may be "immigrants", or the guy from Delilah's Den (lol!) who says he's never been here telling me it's overpriced?
Why are these people who've been here on this board?
What do you mean about this place? I prefer $30 dollar
lapdances to 20 lapdances for the same amount of time.
Dont you realize that the brazilian dancers are so beautiful
and worth paying extra for? The fact that anyone but regulars
have to drive so far out of the way into unmapped roads just
makes it all the more special. This place is the best..hands
down. It's just better. It really is. Anyone who thinks there
are shills here are crazy. The legend of Cheeks speaks for
itself.
Stop changing the subject, moron.
TB is common in the US.
The Brazilian strippers already have a fucken union (which we need to break), fixing prices.
Maybe it's best called a cartel.
They do a heck of a lot better than a typical asshole troll with a "McJob" at wal-mart or something similar that gets on here with dumb shit.
Did no one else feel the need to point out to that moron that cheeks, like every single strip club in the nation does not pay their dancers!!! no insurance. no fringe benefits. nothing. in fact, in virtually every club, the dancers have to pay the club a house fee to work there!!!!!!!
Moron. There has been a TB epidemic in US prisons over the last 25 years.
To "Dude": 2 non-customers coming in here to bash the club with bullshit from immigration to saying that all the positive talk, even about the food, must be from "management". But when you see non-customers coming in this board over and over, they are the ones who seem to be unusually "motivated". If you are spending this much time on the board after admitting you've never been here, it sure looks like you are a bitch from another (losing) bar.
What paying custoner would take criticisms of this place so personal if they are not on the payrool. And why is lowering the lapdance price 10 bucks laughable. thirty bucks is a rip off and after a half dozen dances at 20 bucks, this place is ripping us off. The fact that you are in Pemberton, which we pass by on the way to bumfuck, philipines, just makes it all the more worthwhile to go there. I agree, lower the prices and if a place rocks for real, word will get around.
We come to this board and notice a lot of sales pitches going
on. If that's not the case for you, then dont get all bent out of
shape. Cheeks is not paying you to defend them. Are they?
Also, there WAS NO TB for the past 40 years in the USA. I
think the highly touted Brazilians are there because Cheeks
cannot afford to pay regular legal wages and benefits. Also,
all this talk about regulars means no one but the same local
guys bother to go there. I wonder why.
Look at the last few posts and what they are about! Not one comment about the looks, body, attitude, or couch dance quality of a dancer! All you talk about is who said what and what they really meant! We should be here to discuss who is hott, and who is nott! We should be sharing info about who works for the plumbers union and who should be dancing at DD's in Philly! Lets stop acting like a bunch of woman!!!!
Who are "we"? You are not, never was, a customer. Not even a male. You fool no one. You come to this board every once in a while with similar types of bullshit to try to scare people away because you have some issue with this club.
You are also stupid. There is plenty of TB in th USA. There is more now than 40 years ago. It's a major risk esp. in prisons.
The last part about cutting lap price $10 would be nice but it's laughable since you added that because some other moron, an admitted non-customer, started that.
Stop with the "we" bullshit.
Oh yeah, I check every Brazilians papers in the lap room and so far all have valid passports and flu vaccinations. I tend to worry more about some Americans.
Oh "heaven forbid", Oh my! Lions and Tigers and Snakes, Oh My!
The same person gets on here every once in a while over 2 years time with some kind of foreboding warning or another.
Same shit, different package, just because TB was in the news.
With TB, I wouldn't be surprised if the rates in the USA are higher anyway than Brazil.
This club obviously is flourishing while others are struggling to stay alive as patrons drop off with the warm weather. Looks like a few naysayers and haters that have never been here as customers have joined this board lately, but this particular one, has been here ever since I found this board.
It is well know that old vet & von are paid shills. Their job is to pump cheeks at all the other boards. Little do they know that paying $60 for an ugly chick to suck your dick is like getting ripped off when you can get the same deal for $10 elsewhere.
Their only defense is the cute chicks that work at Cheeks. But their mileage is so low, why would anyone pay $30 / 4 min, when they can get the same service elsewhere for a much cheaper price from hotter looking chicks?
Unfortunately free market works & people see through paid shills
The few people I've come in contact with with real money (not just a medical doctor type money) are the cheapest bastards.
Other thing talked about tonite: This club rocks because it's just different from every other strip club I've been to. It feels different right when you walk in although I didn't like it the first time I walked in and wasn't sold on it the second time either. It's changed though and i didn't know the girls.
Just what we need, a fucken financial genius that pays sticker price for cars and thinks that is a good thing to brag about. When investors look to buy a company, do they buy it at it's top price or whatever is asked? They wouldn't last long that way. People with real money never talk about their money and aren't stupid with it. Wannabe's trying to impress are a whole 'nother story.
Oh man, you don't have a clue about old vet. I've read his posts on the boards of several other clubs (including GoGo Rama, where he tried to tell those die hards that there were much better clubs in NJ. Thankfully they didn't listen!) and he is obviously a customer, not mangement of any club. His posts are about 99% positive, no matter which club he's commenting on. Who died and told you that you were all knowing?
When Goldman Sachs is looking for new financial advisors, they should scan this message board. Why is everyone is so concerned about what other people are spending in the tents. If you can't afford to pay market prices, then drive to the nearest street HO for $10. I guess your head would explode to find out I pay sticker for exotic cars from Kerbeck. Does anyone think Apple stock will hit $150? Did you notice the price earnings ratio for RIMM stock? Stable Crude prices with rising RBOB gas prices means the refining companies are printing money. Rising gas prices means higher costs to cut grass - you should hedge the rising gas prices to reduce your risk. Use this board for useful info about the girls and not the other crap.
Methinks you are on the staff of some loser club coming here to knock this club because you are afraid for your job.
You should, but it's not this clubs fault, it's that clubs are struggling everywhere, and yours have been sucking.
I've been to many other clubs over time and and known on other boards besides this one. However this has become my favorite club. So you can accuse me, of being part of "management" here but previous posts have shown that for someone who claims not to have been here, YOU are the one showing unusual interest in the club. Therefore YOUR posts seem to be unusually motivated, like that of management or a dancer of another club. It's more logical, jackass.
Note the fool admits he has never been here (and so wouldn't know what is true or not) and mentions that he is from DD, a lame also ran of a club that had it's day in the mid 90's.
There is a clue that HIS (or her) post is the "motivated" post coming from either a dancer or perhaps that management over there.
The food is fairly good here by strip club standards (but that has nothing to do why I come here) and anyone who has eaten here would know that. And yeah, many mentioned dancers are Brazilian and their writing wouldn't be very good even if they bought 'puters over here.
It was someone from DD, but I bet a dancer fearing for her bottom line.
When I wrote "stinks" I did not mean the girl is ugly or that they don't try to lap well. In fact they did. I wrote exactly what I meant. I meant they smelled.... bad.... That's it.
So that killed it for me, I could not enjoy.
Maybe it was the day I tried them. Maybe they had dead tunafish or seafood on the hands and rubbed into their nether regions. Maybe not.
I tried to be honest. Of course if you like the smell of fish guts where a fisherman cleans his fish on the dock at Barnagat Bay on a hot day in July, then you may like that stuff. Sure opinions differ.
The club is otherwise easily the best I've ever been to, and I've been to all the top places in philly.
I see a whole lot less phony posts and self-promotion on this board than almost any other board I've been on. First off most of the dancers are Brazilian and most of them can't speak English well enough, let alone write it. And they tend not to have PC's.
Also, most of what I read is pretty much accurate, or within the bounds of opinion (one particular opinion of a girl may not mean much but certain themes ring true, like the food is good, like certain named girls are beautiful, not just good looking etc.
I also wrote some of the positive things.
I suspect that management or dancers from OTHER clubs have come on this board today to shoot down the positive press this club has got recently. the press is true and deserved. - ov
I have had the experience. What was reported or "rumored" was basically correct, as is a lot of other stuff. She is a sweet girl, low mileage. She can make a man lose his mind, his money and his mortgage.
You can fuck off now.
Thank you for listening.
Self promotion and phoney posts on this board are understandable if you realize a lap dance is 30 dollars for 4 mins.
THINK ABOUT IT GUYS! A girl can bury any part of her body in your lap and twirl every which way but loose. It's still a lap dance. 4 minutes for 30 dollars? RIP OFF!!
As a regular here I couldn't disagree more with the "tame" or "stinks" rating given to a couple of the girls who in my experience would get a rating of "very hot". Ratings can be helpful but don't take them as gospel; you really have to find out for yourself what kind of a dance you get from a particular dancer. I do agree 100% with the "sorely missed" given to Ariel; what an tush that girl has!
Almost every single post on here seems written by
someone who works for the club for the purpose of
promoting the club.
The luring in about dancers, food, even those phoney
honest put ons about some drawback are all transparently
lame promotions for the club.
The best one is the "Jim Stone" TV producer one. Sure, why
not offer someone a job somewhere on some lost twilight
zone site on the world wide web. No way to talk to her
about that in person with a business card.
This board seems bull. I may not waste my time trying
Cheeks out. DD is good and reliable.
i noticed their has been some discussion about cameron , About what she does or doesn't do. I was wondering if any of you posters have had any experience with her in the couch dance room or are you just repeating rumors. Thats what most of this stuff sounds like to me.My suggestion is get a dance with her and find out for yourself or move on.
But that report is purely subjective and dependent on too
many variables like how long into a shift, and if they were
personally turned on to you or just doing their job..etc.
Penelope = Tame
Lily = Good
Karolina = Fair Value
Ruby = Hot looks but Tame
Beauty = Tame
Gigi = Big Girl but loads of fun
Susann = Good, spiried
Arielle = Sorely missed
Catherine = Stinks
Samantha = Stinks
Kelly = all pro
Linda = prettiest girl in the house but.................. yeah prettier than Cameron
The way to impress a girl is to be able to say "no". That impresses them, the ability to be smart, show self control, and limits to the money. That doesn't mean you have to be a cheap ass, just smart.
Flash a mess of cash and they lose all respect; then you become a chump, an ATM to be used.
When both parties get equal value, then that fosters respect.
you're right. cameron probably is the hottest girl there. well, not "probably" she is hands down the hottest girl there. but I know she doesn't give anything other than a decent dance in the tents. My guess is, it was an older guy trying to mpress her and make her his G/F outside the club. Little does he know he's merely her ATM. We've all been there, falling for one dancer and thinking she REALLY likes us as opposed to her usual "i'm flirting b/c it's my job" and gotten worked over for a pile of cash.
BTW, i was at the playhouse a few weeks back. heard one person get over TWENTY songs with one dancer. If i'm dropping that kind of cash, i'm getting 3 or 4 dances from every girl in there, not 20 from 1.
I was in tonight and I head "Cameron 12"... before that, few weeks ago I heard Cameron 11" and another time yet "Cameron 15".
Now she is the swetest looking thing imaginable but 15 x 30 = $450 (and i bet the moron adds a tip) and you got to be nuts. Naturally I haven't tried her as she has to be spoiled with regs like that. Maybe she kisses those guys. That's about it. Then maybe they tell her their life story. And tell her how beautiful she is (she really is) and then they start to preach that she should get an "educashun" or something. How sweet.
Saw "Ruby" tonight. Brazilian, stunning body, looks. Guys are out in 1 dance or 2. Boring grind, i hear.
A few girls I tried over a year ago and had written off as totally lame turn out not to be.
I tried a couple that became much better than they were, although certainly not the wildest, by any stretch of the imagination. But in a pinch, fine. One good looking Columbian girl is Karolina. I wasn't going to but it was slow one night and I tried her again and she was fine and it was cost effective and nice. Just a heads up that girls can get better and circling back might be good for some.
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