Your consumer reports are interesting to read and consider. Like any other business, this one has upselling techniques too (to extend the time). But afterall, this is a business, affection for hire. The dancers are not real girlfriends or out in a club looking for a man.
Yeah fight for the rights of the dancee! Not Homeland Security but Consumer Reports! But if your going to "limit your losses" get out in one, rather than two. That sends them a clear message that they didn't reach the bare minimum standard. If it insults them, so be it. A few of those and they shape up and get with the program!
My fav is kelly with best combo of body, face and no nonsense performance.
Well, you certainly get my vote for an appointment as a Homeland Security agent. You seem to be on the case. But why would you say, "I got out in 2 limiting my losses?" This is purely voluntary and if someone extends their lapdance time, I am sure it's because they are enjoying it. Are you suggesting a guy staying for as many 19 dances is too shy to get up and leave, ending up with a several hundred dollar tab? I admire your fight for the rights of the lapdancee.
early Sat evening Brunella had a sucker who she played for 19 dances. Some of these girls make serious money.
Candace was getting off day shift Saturday.
Scoop on Penelope - She also keeps guys for many dances. Found out why. Fun, nice personality but ultimately not part of the union and tame. I got out in 2, limiting my losses. Beauty, younger Brazilian, even more tame. So went with Miriam, union member, who tried to get me to tip her more than even union scale. I said no, but she quickly collapsed to the union scale. Miriam is a bosomy hot number that will be very popular but remember to knock down the price. Think with the brain not your gonopodium.
Went friday night and heard the tent lady say Flavia had 22 dances, that is $660, she must be real good lol, anybody have info. Friday was a fun time, lots of girls, seemed like a little Carnivale except for the annoying russians, who i had to put in their place.
I've never been here, what's the deal with this place? Description says it's a bikini club, what exactly does that mean? Girls still take their tops off? Only in the private dances? Liberal contact like EC and PH?
Has anyone had any experience with Becky? She's the blond with a short cut, who works in the couch area during the week. She works only Friday nights. I have yet to try her out? I remember her from years back when she worked at the Playhouse. What an ASS!!
I agree with you about the fun of discovery. While there are
some dancers I really like, there are others I did not like but
they obviously had fans who were all over them and waited
for them. It can cost a hard working woman (this is no
easy job to rub up on men who are not all on the high end
of the handsome or personality scale), money by saying is
not good because she and you did not click at that time.
Would everyone at your job give you the same rating and if
someone steered clear of you due to someone's opinion,
might that stop you from new valuable contacts and income?
Got to check out this club a couple of Sundays ago. It wasn't that bad. It is much nicer than PH. Hooked up with a dancer named Natasha. Had some great dances. Anyone know when she works? Thanks
Sometimes the act of "discovery" on the hit or miss is fun. But not all Brazilians are the same. Some of these young ones, like Beauty or Erin etc and those that hang together are relatively tame.
Hey anyone try out American "Sheena". She has a sweet friendly personality around the bar but I never lapped with her. Anyone? Is she nice there too? Greedy or not too bad?
Anyone see Katelyn (Brazilian) lately?
I saw Ariel first time in a long time the other day. Guess she cut her hours way back.
hey Crazy- what the fuck was that? You got spell check on that Commador 64 that you're banging away on? Anywho Ariel will give you all the information you need at the bar.
My problem with the "Made in USA" crowd is not the extra cost involved but it's just way to hit or miss. Sometimes I just go to hang out with my friends and drink till I'm loopy; other times I am goal driven, USA never really works out for either.
..and the rest of you. Let's keep the board a positive sharing
of information that may be benficial to the gentleman
spending his money on fine entertainment and fantasy.
I have cleaned up the board a good deal and the results are
much improved, as much as can be expected.
Enjoy the ladies here or any other club you enjoy frequenting.
Speaking of union and non-union, sometimes "Made in the USA" is very good /better too. I love Heather, see she posts here, but I can't make it next few days.
Some that are part of the "union" quickly cave in when you say "no" and you get the same fine service, others don't. The slower the day, the better too.
I have been coming here for awhile. I don't know that girl you asked about. I like that some girls are upfront about what the charges are for a dance. Sometimes it might be worth it to pay a little extra.
Stop whining and crying already. Why are you so negative? Some of us find this club to be refreshingly different than any other club we've been in. Assholes coming in with retarded comments that positive comments must be from "management" and that we can pick up TB fron Brazilians and that no Americans have had it in 40 years should be put down as stupid and appear to be motivated and designed only to keep people out. You have aligned yourself with the assholes and then cry like a baby when called out for it. You deserved the abuse.
You have only begun to explore the place. More surprises follow.
Question to all: How are the laps of "Sheena" (light skin black or perhaps Spanish girl?).
How greedy is she and does she harrass too much for money (makes it limp)? Are her laps poor, standard, good or among the best (I've been with the best and got used to that)
I plan on going to Cheeks during the work week this or next
week around dinner time. Does cheeks serve food like it says
on one of the pages here? Any suggestions?
So I couldn't stay away... I went on Tuesday and had a good time. I think I was wrong about Porsha, other than the first two times I interacted with her she has been nothing but nice and one of the hottest girls in the club. Maybe I caught her on a bad day (bad for me as well). That was my mistake. Sorry Porsha.
What is the club like around dinner time? Also, the previous
page here says they serve lunch and dinner. Any suggestions
about what to order from the menu? I plan on driving out to
the club sometime during the week either this or next week.
Most likely you saw the G-Spot(as it's know on this club listing) their sign says Gentleman's DayCare or some crap. Read the posts and see if it's your deal. Nothing like Cheeks! There are a few AMPs on Rt. 38 as you head towards Philly from Cheeks.
this place is a little dead again. for a while there were a bunch of new girls but the last 2 weeks i've been here it's been the same old regulars - no fresh talent !
I was in yesterday and on the way I passed a place. I think it was just off 206. It said gentlemens spa or something similar. It was a few miles from Cheeks any idea what that place is? I thought some of the local guys might know...Thanks!
On Sunday I was trying to decide weather to go to GGR or come to Cheeks... Both places are about an hour from my house. I gotta say I made the wrong choice. Sunday was dead and most of the girls were a 5 or 6. Now I don't know how good GGR was but this placed sucked. I will give props to Porsha (hottest girl in that night and looked HOT). But over all it blew. I think I need to take a break from this place... getting mundane.
You may think you have the last word when I dont respond,
but if your last word is based on your bull, what have you
gained? Nothing. I will gain more just walking away as you
squawk into the night about people you think have never
been to Cheeks, about people you think are envious
dancers or owners from other clubs, about people you
think are women who are making up rumors to shut the
club down..etc..etc. I am satisfied you have stopped
hawking and shilling. And if you decide to shill, be my
guest. Again, I wont hippen people to you as you are
transparent enough. "You just kinda waisted my precious
time, but dont think twice, its alright."
You are boring and cliche. While I don't even believe you think you have the upper hand, I will give you credit for at least treading water. Since you were outed as shill, you have not gone back to playing your little part. I wont out you. I went to Cheeks and decided all on my own (lol) its a nice place. Do your thing and start hawking the place again. I am sure you will respond nasty again, but I probably won't bother with you. That is not my scene, man.
Uh, hate to let you in on the secret but actually that post was about you. Adjust your meds, man. You seem angry and unable to cope normally.
Why do you attack another poster calling him a "shill" and at the same time claiming he is on other boards attacking people? Nothing you say makes sense except that you are pissed off. Smoke a joint and drink a shot, whatever works for you. It'll work out. It's just words here.
That guy just comes on the board to yell at people and call
them names. He also calls posters people from other clubs as
if this club has it hands down over others. He's a pest ever
since he was outed as a shill. He used to at least blow smoke
up our butts about this place. That was better.
lol..relax "fella"? Okay, grandpops. You are somewhat
unstable. Either you are all bent out of shape or faking you
could care less, but the "bothered" part comes out anyway.
Just chyll out, my friend and go with the positive flow.
Also, how do you know this guy and what he meant and that
he went home to finish off with his wife? Again, you have
sprayed this board with bull. I suspect you follow the posts
and who is who, so good luck at your next attempt. :)
Hope they bring them in like last year.
They were younger, prettier than the USA Russians. They were college girls and not yet totally jaded dancers therefore they were both a challenge and fresher, sometimes more fun to mess with.
One permanant USA Russian is sorely missed, perhaps the best stage "dancer" of all the girls (including even the Brazilians, some of whom can really shake their ample bootys) and that is Angie.
To Cheeks management, do the right thing, give Angie a call, and get some young summertime only Russians in here again!
Relax fella, you're reading much to much into it.
He meant he was done with the dance and felt his 30 was well spent. He would go home to finish with his wife. This is all fantasy here. Don't you forget it.
What do you mean by "mileage"? How far she will go? Let
me tell you, only a lying jack-mo would say such things on
a message board because if it really did happen, he has
better things to do then come here to post it.
ALSO, what did the guy mean who said, "The dance was
quick but it was ok because I was done in one"? Is he
saying he has a problem with premature ejaculation?
I got badly burned and she took the dineros insisting I misintrepreted and the tip was hers.
Gigi at night is a fair quare deal. But extra heft in the ass.
well the "hard negotiation" implies more milage if you're willing to pay for the distance. I've never seen Ericka (not what you wold call a regular). I'm really interested in taking brenda for a test ride. Shes a little thicker than i like, but something incredibly sexy about her.
Tall-ish, long waist, long straight black hair, parted like Morticia Addams(The Addams Family). Tattoo above the butt. As stated earlier likes the string stockings. Brown eyes. Brazilian Indian features, at least one small brown mole on the face.
which one is samantha? what's she look like and nights?
that's the one bad thing abou tthis place is half the girls don't introduce themselves so i don't know who to pick. i actually would be itnerested in samantha's dances. negotiations implies a very fun dance....
I was driving over to Cheeks today and noticed a place that said Gentleman's spa or something like that. Anyone know the deal with that place. Curious?
Would it be better if it were 20 to get in and 200 to get off?
Sounds like a woman talking anyway.
Like a hooker from another club.
Wants to keep her prices up.
It's 10 to get in anyway.
Except early when there is n cover.
Not sure what time they start with the cover but not before 5. Maybe 6 or 7.
Looks like a very good place threatens some people working elsewhere. To bitches in other clubs: Just improve your performance and don't worry then about losing to competition.
'LOL. 'nuff said.
Also, I am not going to complain about the $30 lapdances. It
all works out good in the long run. Why? Because the mini
lap dances and views you get sitting at the bar, when the girls
come up to you, that they only want a dollar for, are like mini
lapdances for 20 dollars at other places.
It's a cool place but the shill on here fronting as a patron was
not appreciated, although he did get the job done (in all
honesty).
So you want circle jerks with morons who never went there? You know, your posts dont help this place out. Also, they should raise the rating given here from 3.9 or something.
I finally went to Cheeks. I really liked it. Very nice place. Some girls were very hot and some were not. The girls are very friendly and affectionate. One saw I was new and told me they hoped I had a nice time and all, some I could not understand a word they said. They spoke some sort of mangled English. One Russian lady, I could not understand, had a body that was dynamite. Another lady was like a melting pussycat. I will not complain about the ones where they were just doing rounds or we did not hit it off. I would like to go back again.
So it's mister sidestep the real issue and create a second issue that ends up in more issues creating circular arguments that go nowhere.
Yes, don't b*tch about the dancers. It makes no sense. It's too selfish and catty for a guy to do that. YOUR negative experience with a dancer is not a universal constant for all of us. It's a waste of time and very gay.
It's not right to dis anyone here. I saw dancers that I was not
too turned on to have customers who were all over them. I
saw dancers other guys didnt fance, but I really found them
hot. Keep it real.
I think all the girls did a great job in being sociable and rubbing up against all the customers, many of whom, in my opinion, were unattractive and downright ugly and dumpy in many cases. I was thinking they must really love all kinds of men. As a guy, I wouldnt even want to be friends with some of the guys they were all affectionate with. FOR REAL!
Some of you guys are too fussy. How many of you are the
exact same at work every day. To me, YOUR experience
with a dancer is worthless. It is based on too many
subjective things.
Cheeks is a nice place. Dancers are very affectionate and
friendly. Some dancers had better chemistry with me than
others. Some I gave a dollar to just to go away. Others I
could not wait for them to come by me.
Do I have to report every single detail that, "so and so is
like this, or that..so watch out guys" Thats bull.
Go and have a good time and realize people are people and
for the most part you had a good time.
I tried with her a few weeks ago. We where in there about 10 seconds then she went into high pressure negotiations. It was such a turn off i had to get away from her right away.
Sorry, I don't work here. Schedules would be nice although almost by definition strippers can't be relied upon to keep them that well. I'd also ike to see a website with names and pics of any new girls with their schedules. They could put general schedules up with a huge disclaimer that strippers are famously unreliable or it's subject to change without notice.
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