Not jurisdictionless, just free of local ordinances and zoning/building etc. That jurisdiction is gone. The state has uniform laws and again any local effort would have to move the entire state to come up with new restrictive or harrassment type laws. Harder and slower to pass on the state level.
No nothing is foolproof, of course.
As for getting "real", lol, that was some funny stuff but I think more customers prefer more room, comfort and privacy for conversation and entertainment, plus of course the "VIP" recognition, like the silly champagne courts in so many clubs. It's just as legal or illegal depending on your viewpoint.
Interesting discussion, anyway. PH should do it if town does the planned ordinance.
Maybe you post quickly so I will make allowances, but do you realize you said it would be "Good, clean fun", and then you go on to say at the very end, "I dont do cramped limos!" You dont sit and flirt and get lapdances in limos? But you would get a 1/2 hour lapdance in a CAMPER? lol. Sure........we are talking about good, clean fun. Wake up and get real.
you are ignoring one minor FACT. A club in NC (executive suite- you can link to their site through the SCL) DOES quite successfully offer "limo" dances (bed dances too for that matter). It's advertised openly on their site. THat right there proves it's possible to do such a thing.
And as i said earlier, unless some politico is trying to make a name, cops have better things to care about than some guy in a limo. It's a simple concept really.
Maybe one guy writes one comment, another writes another. Not everyone agrees on everything.
So who are the "you guys"?
Are you one of those "guys" that is so "dumb"?
Think before you make dumb blanket statements.
And don't stay up at night thinking about hot tub germs. Worry about getting athletes feet, if anything. Most likely problem. But I wouldn't lose sleep over that. Life is too short to stop living. Even if you are married or not married.
Dirty and dirtier. Dumb and dumber. And you guys are worried about the germs in a hot tub? What planet do you live on? " I cannot save you, I can only save myself, so save yourself".
Perhaps there may be another with the lower piercing but I saw one named Brunella, not Bianca. I think the piercing is gross but otherwise that girl would be one of the prettier ones in any club. Brown skin, not light like some Brazilians. Younger. If that sounds like her, it's Brunella.
Ok. I was in the other night and got a dance with this amazing brizilian. She had a nice ass body and i think was blonde or dirty blonde hair not too sure. But what I do remember is she had a piercing on her bottom lip. Does anyone know who this dancer was? She told me her name but i forgot. She had a dance that was well worth the money. Was this bianca? When does this dancer normally work? I went to see her today and she wasnt there today. Please help.
There are many very well defined motor vehicle laws. They are state laws, not ordinances. And well litigated federal and state constitutional issues.
Local ordinances, building use restrictions etc are a hodge-podge of shit and often quickly passed to harrass this type of biz, just don't apply.
Mot Vehicle laws are passed state-wide and take time. Local yahoos have less input and power.
Motor Vehicle stops and searches etc are well litigated constitutionally. They stop or search wrongfully and the cops get sued under the constitution. Any locals authorities stopping w/out a lawful reason will get burned bad. And after a stop, then what? So what? No Motor V law against tour busses or campers w/ Brazilians w/ large buttocks
Your pipe dream must have originated from a smokey glass
pipe. There are MORE ordinances relating to conduct and
dress in a motor vehicle than in a business or private
residence. That's the fact, Jack. What are you going to do?
Change vehicles behind billboard signs to get Sgt Stedenko
off your trail? Maybe if you had the idea of renting a boat and
going out 12 miles from land, even THEN you are not
oh yeah, no kidding, LOL!
I had thought of the limo idea for the Playhouse last year as a way to stick it to the local town coming up with dumb ordinances. Once mobile, out of their juris-fucking-diction. Zoning/building requirements gone. Drive thru towns, creating a regulatory nightmare if they hassle u.
But instead of limo, more economical would be a big camper or mobile home, one of those monster ones with many rooms. Could be fun. They can run that a couple times a week, maybe just Fridays to Sundays. Tourist tour bus! There go the ordinances, poof! Drive it and park in front of some slime ball politician's house who is out to hassle clubs for cheap political gain.
The hot tubs are a good idea. It will require a lot of health
code requirements since they are public. But since Cheeks
does not spring for on stage dancing and DJ and all that,
not sure if they would go for hot tubs. Dont underestimate
hot dancing on an elevated stage. How many people dont
go to Cheeks at all because they figure if they dont want to
spend a lot on tent dances or just want a guys night out,
that at Cheeks, unless you have dollar bills or 30 bucks
ready. There really is no other way to spend time. I can
only wonder how many people only wanting two or so
lapdances on a given night avoid Cheeks completely.
And you got to wonder about some things that might float? haha, I've seen too many comedies. The idea came from an Austin Powers scene. Won't work unless they do a complete drain and refill each time. Guess they could if tub was really small, cost would be like 2 dollars for heat and water. Shower dances may be easier but the advertising and image of a hot tub would make dudes nuts. The strip club biz in general needs some more innovation. I stayed away from this club at first when I heard about "tents" - it seemed uninviting. But I was wrong. Sometimes something different like that is a real positive. - old vet
While I realize hot tubs would only be for VIP and not as frequent as ld's, when you get into "public hot tubs rentals" (it's not like home or hotel room use), you are in a WHOLE NEW ball game with health dept requirements (if they would approve), and insurance. In two years interning, I have seen some share of impetego, fifths disease, ringworm, and a few other things that may have been contracted from or around a community or school swimming pool/area. If that happens just once, here, lawsuit..unless the guy does not want to come out of the closet.
I'm not paid, yare ou are the guy that keeps saying people are paid here and arguing with all those posts? Lets cut the crap.
But okay I did not measure or consider the quality of the sound system or music and certainly I've seen much better lights and stages in many places, so you are right that way. But I didn't consider that as a major factor because I've been passed that long ago. So if those things are major factors for you, then certainly your opinion is valid for you. People come into clubs for different things; I can respect that. Lets not get into the argument thing. Your point is well taken on sound and stage, compared to the best on that. - old vet
Cheeks, in my estimation IS the top club if you want huggy, smoochy ladies lapdancing you at the bar for a dollar or in the tent for thirty dollars. HOWEVER, if you want less dollar ld's and less 4 minute dances and want to sit back in comfortable chairs for a while, and watch beautiful young ladies dance on an elevated stage to great sound system music and a great lighting system, it is not the top club. Sorry to those who worship or are paid to worship Cheeks.
The hot tubs idea sounds great, on paper. Being a physician, I
can tell you there is no amount of chemical treatment that can
fully protect a small body of warm water, perfect temps for
bacterial growth, that has numerous bodies being plunked in
it day after day. In fact, for that kind of use, it may be a health
and/or occupational hazard. Unless draining, cleaning, and
refilling after a certain amount of time is feasible, it may not
I recognize rockman from elsewhere, and he speaketh the truth. - Top club at the moment, they improved even since last year, cleaned out some old riff-raff. Some better looking ones smell money here, so it's getting some more real outstanding lookers, although the average isn't too shabby either. I got an idea for management different than anywhere, can the champagne room shit and get a couple of hot tubs for hot tub dances. Need changing room for customers though, so idea isn't perfect. The industry needs some new gimmicks and hot tub dances can capture the imagination - old vet
I would not do it that way. I'd come straight down Rt 537, it's a pretty road, all the way to Rt 206. Then head south on 206 maybe 10 minutes till you get to Rt 38 (corner with diner on right, ice cream on far right corner, gas on far left corner.
Take a left at that corner.
Cheeks will be approx 2 miles (no more) on your right.
Long ago I used to commute to Freehold and that way saved lots of miles and time. If anything may have changed it's maybe more traffic and development on Freehold side of Rt 537 but I bet it's still faster time wise and many many miles shorter as it's much more direct. The other way is a semi-circle but u can try both and find out.
33 west to turnpike. take exit 5 to Mount Holly. This will take you to route 541, make a right at light. Stay on 541 then make right at light for 541 bypass (Burger King on your right, next light after Woodhaven Road). Stay on bypass to the 3rd light route 38 and make a left. Route 38 turns into 530 at roite 206 and Cheeks will be on your right side maybe a mile to a mile and half.
LOL! Yes, it's great it's your first time posting here. I'm sure we all appreciate your total honesty. And, oh yeah, it's great you are a stickler for the "rules" too. But the honesty is just breathtaking.
I am new here. This is my first time posting. I agree with all
the other guys concerning that one guy. I'ts ok for him to diss
dancers on here and name names, (against posting rules) but
if someone else does not even diss this place but also likes
other clubs, the dancer disser gets all hissy. Mr. Dancer
Disser, is it not possible for men to think there are sexy
dancers and nice environments at other clubs too? (I dont
expect you to be reasonable)
I was here tonight (Tues nite) and I broke that union. They talk to each other about the customers too, and that's not an entirely bad thing. Girls I lapped with before, like Miriam, I just said no to all night, waited them out on a slower night. She was pissed. I noticed another young one not even walking around much, discouraged on a Tues around midnite, and approached her for one dance. No talking but the dance was going well, and I ended up with 3 dances, absolutely no union dues paid, with a union caliber dance. Half cost. I'm thinking maybe the other union members told her I wouldn't go for the union thing but she just decided to fuck it, since it was a slow night, and go against the union pay scale.
I've just been to this club 3 times and I'm ready to say it's the best club I've ever been to. My only problem is that coming from galloway NJ, it's a long haul, about 50 or 55 minutes. I didn't really notice the DJs, the music or anything but the girls. Last bartender, dark thin curly haired, is a doll.
I also agree. He's just trying to keep it real in the field. Great
point about the guy who critiques the girls but if you talk
anything about Cheeks the club, he acts like you offended his
I agree with you and your posts. You seem to take it all in stride. I also like to go to other clubs and some of them have better light systems and DJ sound systems. So what? Does that mean someone who favors Cheeks should take it personal and get all bent out of shape? You have said the smartest thing. Cheeks is a nice place to go, and at the risk of someone here having a cow, so are some other places. What? If you like Cheeks you can't go anywhere else or make cross references? It seems that guy does not mind criticizing some of the girls at Cheeks. Thank you for trying to keep things sane.
do you guys realize how f'in stupid you all look arguing on a strip club message board?? ENOUGH ALREADY.. if you don't like what someone posts, move on with your life. I come her to read info about the Club and all I ever see is this ridiculous BS. If your lives are that tedious that you have time to come on here and post fights back and forth, you really need to get a hobby.
But we were talking about you, the negative guy from another club fighting others here, calling people "shills" working for management when customers here know this club is good and no "shill" is needed.
Only an idiot troll from another club would say stuff so stupid like this or saying the interior is old and needs renovations or would ask about immigration papers. Customers know better.
My friend, you should be happy with goofy. You missed the "shill" guy and the guy who tries to collect stats on the girls more detailed than the betting sheets at the horse track. They toned down. Eh, and even if they didnt, whaddaya gonadoo aboudit? It's allll good and it's all about the girls.
Yes, please. Let's keep this post on topic. If some of the
posters are catty or whatever, so be it. Try to not make things
personal. It's absurd to do so, anyway. The fragile need not
apply, but you can anyway.
You would not say the same to all. You are still smarting
because you can't keep up with me. It's nothing personal. But
let's try to stay on topic and keep it positive. If you still have
a chip on your shoulder from before, let it go. I dont even
know you. So who are your Top dancers you recommend?
You need to cut down on the raw meat, fido. I DO like it at
DD's so much. And I DO like it a Cheeks too. Anyone can
post anywhere they go or where they like. I think ALL VIP's
rooms are too much and am not interested. The same time of
regular ld is cheaper. I would ask you why YOU post here if
you HATE it so much, but only a nazi or communist fascist
would use their anger to restrict you. Let Freedom Ring. Post
ANYTHING you want..pro or con. Keep your grumpiness on
your side of the screen.
350 is too much for any place, any woman. It's for suckers.
Same with clubs like DD. If you like it there so much, then why are you always here posting? just go there, stay there, post there if you want.
DD's in TR is 225 for a half hour and there were big
complaints. A half hour there of lap dances is cheaper than
the VIP. Not interested in knowing why people pay more for
the half hour. But since a poster here said they tried Cheeks
350 room twice and thought it was poor and preferred ld's,
you have to decide how you want to spend your money. I like
Cheeks, the main diff at DD in TR is they dont ld you at your
seat, but again, they are all 18-22 yo there. Better music and
light show there too. It's a draw for me.
The champagne room is 350. Once your in, of course, your money is paid and you'll be a target for even more money to be be paid. The room is nice but my 2 experiences in it were poor, with most regular tent laps being much better.
"Bob" equals another dancer, an American one, possibly an ex-dancer or from elsewhere. Not too happy.
Incidentally, anyone that comes in here knows there all sorts of girls in every place. A Brazilian like that pretty one who only plays the machines ("Linda?") is more conservative than most any dancer at any club, or a this young Brazilian here named Beauty does a low contact dance compared to others. But you'll get a lot anti-Brazilian hate from other dancers. Somehow it's hard to imagine that from customers.
I don't know Kassy but the statement that one girls dance is the same as everyone else is just patently false - the girls vary quite a bit. Why are some people so hostile here?
I was in on Monday night. Plenty of girls but none lit my fire so I saved my money and will be back another time. The few I knew Monday night are too greedy and others I didn't know just weren't my type looks-wise. One girl was way too old.
One girl I was going to lap with told me she had just got out of 2 champagne courts in a row with one fool. After hearing that I figured she'd lack motivation so I cut my losses and came home.
That is how her name is spelled!! Also you should not use an Alias asshole.. Kassy is new to the club, but not to the game. She is a vet with brains...Stop probing around and get a life.
Her dances are the same as anyone elses period.
I stopped in early Sunday afternoon and was pleasantly surprised at the talent level in attendance. The girls were all quite active as well. I enjoyed being gropped by several brasileiras muitas bonitas before accepting a lap dance from Lucy. I was not disappointed. Perhaps it's best - or at least it was on this particular occasion - to show up early, while the girls are hungry, and the customer base is slim.
hey thanks for the tip on beauty, I like her look lots, wat about vera, dying to dance but she never makes rounds or I am there on nights wen she's not into drumming up dances, top 3 brenda, kelly, and a good looking blond russian, thanks
I asked this before, but I was chatting with a Brazlian
dancer named Rose. I had just spent my ld money. She
started to grow on me as we talked. Cute smile and eyes.
Anyone here know who I am talking about? Is she a good
lapdancer? I am thinking after reading this board, as a new
person, maybe I got lucky or they know I am new so I have
had only great lapdances, but sooner or later I will hit some
bum dances and feel I wasted thirty bucks. BTW, if I do
have a crappy dance, I will join in and give a heads up here.
I dont mind the 30 so far since the huggy stuff makes it a
better ld and the bar flirting is cooler than other clubs, too.
Would anyone here mind posting their top five lapdancers? I
am sure I will run into some of the names mentioned. If I
recognize the name as they introduce themselves, I will more
likely agree to a lapdance. I will post back how they were.
very tame but I happen to like her anyway. Her friend Penelope can be less tame, more fun, but is still more tame than most here.
Anyone know that red haired summer visitor, the Russian/Ukranian student? She was here last summer too. Laps anyone?
I saw her in Philly & No. Jersey...then Cheeks, but she's nowhere to be found. Is she coming back to Cheeks? I know she really liked it there and always said great things about one of the managers. I'd appreciate any info. Thanks.
Personally when I lap with one of the Brazilian girls, I discuss the merits of British soccer versus the Brazilian style of play. With American girls, it's just about single parent child rearing techniques or about George Bush being the worst or best we ever had. An "Extra" is a stupid term heard more on almost any other club's discussion site. Here a nice smile and warm conversation is standard, not extra.
Sometimes my computer does not show a post I made until I
open up the webpage again, so I apologize for repeats of if
my post seems to not make sense after someone else posted.
Sometimes my questions were answered but I did not see that
answer on my screen until after a posted again.
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